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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • "No One Is Above the Law" [semi-satire]

    06/01/2024 12:14:53 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 2 June 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, former President Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of trying to conceal "hush money" payments to porn actress Stormy Daniels after the 2016 election. Normally, the statute of limitations would have prevented the case from being brought, but New York state law was modified to allow this prosecution of Trump. Considering that Daniels accepted payment for agreeing to a perfectly legal Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA) yet still went on to make defamatory charges against Trump it seems clear that nothing was "hushed up." Eight years ago the Federal Elections Commission decided that since the payments were made after...
  • VIDEO: Shannon Bream Responds to President Trump

    05/31/2024 11:22:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 31, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOPresident Donald Trump has asserted that the Biden DOJ is behind all the Lawfare cases against him including the most recent of the Lawfare cases in Manhattan. Of course Shannon Bream, who has been drinking the official Biden narrative Kool Aid, has something to say about that.
  • Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did

    05/31/2024 10:50:08 AM PDT · by DFG · 4 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/31/2024 | Babylon Bee
    U.S. — Following the reading of the guilty verdict in the first criminal trial of a former president, Democrats across the country celebrated Donald Trump being convicted of whatever it was he did. Though none of the Democrats who commented publicly on the verdict were able to identify what crime Trump allegedly committed, they were unanimously overjoyed that there was a volition of some type for some thing that was done at some point. "It's time for Trump to answer for that one thing from that one time," said former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "No one should ever do that...
  • VIDEO: Shannon Bream Bonds with MSNBC Gloating Over Trump Trial Verdict

    05/31/2024 7:03:33 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 37 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 31,2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOShannon Bream of Fox News, who obviously does NOT do her homework, is now being cited by leftist "journalists" as "proof" that the Biden DOJ is not influencing local cases against President Trump. Therefore it is only right that beyond belief NAIVE Shannon share in the MSNBC gloating over the Trump trial verdict in Manhattan.
  • VIDEO: Joe Biden "Rally" at Mostly Empty Philadelphia High School Gym

    05/30/2024 7:29:45 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 30,2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOPresident Donald Trump often asks the network cameras to turn around at his rallies so the audiences at home can get a view of the VAST crowd behind the cameras. That is the last thing Joe Biden would request at his laughable "rallies" (mostly composed of public officials or union workers and students getting the day off). The reason why is because the cameras would reveal a vast EMPTINESS. Such was the case on May 29, 2024 when Joe Biden and his word salad sidekick appeared at a mostly empty gym in Philadelphia. The cameras only showed the stage and...
  • People's Democracy vs. Fake Democracy Explained [semi-satire]

    05/29/2024 10:18:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Alarmed that concern over the poor results of Bidenomics for the average American "could persuade enough voters to reject the people's democracy that our Party has been trying to establish in this country" House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) made an impassioned plea to voters "to stay the course with President Biden and give Democrats solid majorities in the House and Senate." Jeffries said "restoring the right of abortion granted to women by the US Supreme Court in its 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling is our key talking point. In its 2022 Dobbs ruling the Court negated this universal right...
  • VIDEO: The Time that "Tough Guy" De Niro Cravenly Caved Under Pressure

    05/29/2024 6:32:29 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 36 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 29, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEORobert De Niro likes to portray himself as some sort of tough guy when he publicly attacks President Trump such as recently in Manhattan where the Kangaroo Court Trial of Trump is taking place. However, when push comes to shove, De Niro has proved himself to be a punk and a coward. That proof came in 2016 when De Niro cravenly caved to pressure and pulled his documentary film, "VAXXED," from the Tribeca Film Festival.
  • "Why Should He?" [semi-satire]

    05/28/2024 9:40:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    Considering that the flood of illegal immigration into the US is not popular with voters, Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy asked Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre "why doesn't the President take executive action to enforce the existing laws against illegal entry into the country?" Her response was "why should he? He wants to bring in as many new immigrants as we can. Existing laws don't allow the kind of unrestricted entry that he wants to see. Until those laws are changed he's going to stick with what has worked since he reversed Trump's executive orders meant to enforce existing...
  • VIDEO: NYU Graduates Hilariously Reveal the Results of Years of Leftist Brainwashing

    05/28/2024 7:46:02 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 28, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHere you see new NYU graduates reveal what happens when young minds are subjected to years of leftist brainwashing. They tell us their "concentrations" (is "major" now supposed to be a taboo word?) are which results in great inadvertent comedy. I mean how can you not laugh when a new graduate tells you that his major (oops, I mean "concentration) is "Equilibrium or Negotiated Paradox."Most if not all these graduates will end up as useless slugs with ZERO useful skills feeding at governmental or corporate grant troughs.
  • Washington Post Shifting to AI [semi-satire]

    05/27/2024 11:00:17 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    The Washington Post's CEO Will Lewis, announced that "we will be replacing most of our human reporters with artificial intelligence (AI). We are in a hole, and we have been for some time. It's clear that we cannot afford to continue as we have been. Many on our staff have already been submitting AI-generated text as their own work. They have, effectively, made themselves redundant. So, we are eliminating the middle men, their salaries, and their benefits. The electricity to run our AI is dirt-cheap by comparison." Recently, Google's AI has recommended "adding glue to pizza sauce" and suggested that...
  • VIDEO: AI Comments on "Colossus: The Forbin Project"

    05/27/2024 8:25:34 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 56 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 27, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOThere is currently a lot of debate about if AI is a dangerous threat or not. One way to possibly find out if AI is a threat is to ask AI to do a film review about "Colossus: The Forbin Project," a 1970 film about the dangers of AI. The weird thing is that this film can't be found in its entirety on the Web. Is it being suppressed and if so, by who? In this video, AI Sophie does briefly discuss "Colossus: The Forbin Project" but I believe we might be better able to find out the intentions of...
  • VIDEO: Woman Who Advocated SPYING on Trump in 2017 Now Hyped by MTP

    05/26/2024 1:00:27 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 9 replies
    Rumble ^ | March 26, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOHey Meet The Press! Did you really think our memories are so short that we would forget that Evelyn Farkas was the former Obama official who in early 2017 advocated that liberals in government SPY on President Donald Trump? And yet you dredged her up again to piously lecture us peons about 2024 election violence and the peaceful transfer of power. Never forget what a FRAUD Farkas was and is amidst her current holier than thou sanctimonious lecturing on FAKE NEWS MTP about "Threats to DEMAHCRACY."
  • "Hedonic" Adjustments to the CPI [semi-satire]

    05/26/2024 10:57:22 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    A spot check of fast food prices over the past five years shows prices rising much faster than the official Bureau of Labor Statistics' Consumer Price Index's 21% rise. Big Macs are 88% more costly. Taco Bell burritos are up 118%, and Chick-Fil A nuggets are up 96%. Erika McEntarfer, Commissioner of the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, explained that "we use a 'hedonic' adjustment factor to account for the technological improvements that make products more enjoyable. A simplistic comparison of a 2024 Bic Mac with a 2019 Big Mac fails to account for the value of the increased consumer...
  • Trump's Bronx Rally Called "Waste of Time" [semi-satire]

    05/25/2024 11:03:48 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    This week, former President Trump held a campaign rally in the Bronx Borough of New York City. An estimated crowd of 25,000 enthusiastic fans attended. Gov. Kathy Hochul (D-NY) called the attendees "clowns" and the rally "a waste of time." "Anyone who thinks that enthusiastic voters are going to decide this election is sadly mistaken," Hochul proclaimed. "In the 2020 election Trump had slews of rallies with tens of thousands of enthusiastic supporters. Then former Vice-President Biden had only a few dozen attendees at his infrequent campaign appearances. Yet, he easily defeated Trump when the votes were counted." "The secret...
  • VIDEO: Joe Biden Performs the Thorazine Shuffle Diaper Change

    05/25/2024 8:00:14 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 43 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 25, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOJoe Biden once again performs his infamous Thorazine Shuffle on the White House lawn accompanied by the president of Kenya. However, this time there is a twist since Biden also looks like he is in need of a diaper change.
  • October 7 Video "Defames Hamas" [semi-satire]

    05/25/2024 12:23:54 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 May 2024 | John Semmens
    At a hearing of the House Education and Workforce Committee, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Mn) sharply criticized University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) Chancellor Gene Block for allowing pro-Israel counter protesters on their campus to publicly show a video of the October 7 Hamas attack on Israeli civilians. "This one-sided, out-of-context view of beheaded babies, raped women and children, and slaughtered unarmed persons defamed the Muslims fighting to free Palestine from its Jewish oppressors," Omar asserted. "They made no effort to present Hamas' justification for the raid. The insinuation that targeting civilians is per se wrong overlooks the fact that Israeli...
  • VIDEO: AOC Mocked by God and Man over Rain at Trump Bronx Rally

    05/24/2024 8:34:25 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 23 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 24, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOOn the morning of May 23, 2024 much of the media and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez were GLOATING over the heavy rains that threatened to ruin the Donald Trump rally in the Bronx later that day. AOC even thanked God for bringing the rain. Maybe she should have waited a few hours because by the time of the Trump Rally in the Bronx, the skies had cleared and the weather was beautiful for the ENORMOUS Trump rally. It was as if God, who was invoked by AOC, was MOCKING her for her hubris. Please be sure to check out the end...
  • Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution

    05/23/2024 1:23:20 PM PDT · by DFG · 12 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/23/2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In yet another scandal involving the conservative Supreme Court judge, Democrats released a damning photograph of Justice Samuel Alito reading the Constitution. After releasing the photo, Democrats argued that Justice Alito had clearly been radicalized and could not be trusted to make impartial rulings on the constitutionality of any case due to the fact that he had read the Constitution in the past. "This is shameful behavior unbecoming of any Supreme Court judge," argued Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "To think that we have had a dangerous extremist sitting on our highest court this whole time is...
  • Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting

    05/23/2024 1:21:18 PM PDT · by DFG · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 05/23/2024 | Babylon Bee
    SACRAMENTO, CA - In a recent move to increase voter access, strengthen election integrity, and improve the voting process, California Governor Gavin Newsom has just signed a bill banning legal citizens from voting in local, state, and federal elections. Sources close to the Governor's Office say that the bill prohibits all legal citizens from casting a vote, including but not limited to "any person possessing a proper driver's license, passport, social security card, or other valid means of state or federal identification." "It is my sincere hope that this measure will help defend the electoral processes of the great state...
  • VIDEO: John Adams Miniseries Reveals Taboo Flags that Justice Alito is Forbidden to Fly

    05/23/2024 7:23:48 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 11 replies
    Rumble ^ | May 23, 2024 | DUmmie FUnnies
    VIDEOIn what Bizarro World do we live in which the corrupt judge in the Manhattan trial is allowed to try to convict Trump while his daughter receives millions of dollars in bribe money from the Democrats while Justice Samuel Alito is demanded to recuse himself for flying a (GASP!) Revolutionary War era flag. Yes, it is now a Thought Crime to fly a Pine Tree aka "An Appeal To Heaven" flag according to those desperately attempting to get Alito to recuse himself from the Supreme Court cases involving Trump. The intro of the John Adams miniseries presents the now forbidden...