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Kilo prototype mysteriously loses weight
Associated Press ^ | September 12, 2007 | JAMEY KEATEN

Posted on 09/13/2007 1:29:09 PM PDT by presidio9

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1 posted on 09/13/2007 1:29:10 PM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Global warming?


2 posted on 09/13/2007 1:30:53 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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I thought they only had one guy there who could polish the thing and get the same measured value within 10 micrograms every time. Maybe he’s losing his touch.


3 posted on 09/13/2007 1:30:54 PM PDT by coloradan (Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
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Blame GLOBAL WARMING. The shift in the water from ice to liquid is OBVIOUSLY now making our gravity unstable and pretty soon we may all end up floating away...............away.....help!


4 posted on 09/13/2007 1:31:52 PM PDT by WBL 1952
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Butcher putting his thumb on the scales? :)
5 posted on 09/13/2007 1:33:09 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: presidio9

The article neglects to tell us that the original designer of the cylinder was Jenny Craig.

All kidding aside,it does make one ponder.


6 posted on 09/13/2007 1:33:20 PM PDT by Kimmers
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Naah. Proton decay. The next bad thing...


7 posted on 09/13/2007 1:34:12 PM PDT by battlecry
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1895495/posts


8 posted on 09/13/2007 1:34:39 PM PDT by Petruchio (Out to Lunch)
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Did it lose weight or did it lose mass?...............


9 posted on 09/13/2007 1:36:58 PM PDT by Red Badger (ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
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To: battlecry
This is France we are talking about, they surrendered to the Neutrons.


10 posted on 09/13/2007 1:38:14 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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...The cylinder was high-tech for its day in 1889 when cast from a platinum and iridium alloy

Did they ever do a chemical analysis of the alloy? Radioactivity and radioisotopes hadn't been discovered yet in 1889, and traces of radioisotopes within the cylinder may have been present.

11 posted on 09/13/2007 1:38:48 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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So a Kilo will weigh nothing in 2.5 billion years?

What are we going to use to weigh things for the remaining 2.5 billion years before the sun explodes?


12 posted on 09/13/2007 1:39:25 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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But seriously: If the standard kilo suddenly weighs less, doesn’t that mean that everything in the universe suddenly weighs MORE?


13 posted on 09/13/2007 1:40:03 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does.)
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To: battlecry; HuntsvilleTxVeteran; Kimmers

But seriously: If the standard kilo suddenly weighs less, doesn’t that mean that everything in the universe suddenly weighs MORE?


14 posted on 09/13/2007 1:40:13 PM PDT by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does.)
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I thought they only had one guy there who could polish the thing and get the same measured value within 10 micrograms every time. Maybe he’s losing his touch.

Maybe that guy croaked and the new polisher has a fondness for emery cloth.

15 posted on 09/13/2007 1:40:46 PM PDT by Charles Martel (The Tree of Liberty thirsts.)
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I would think the copies gaining a minuscule amount would be the more likely culprit. We're talking 50 ug here, so the ones being moved around, packed, shipped, handled, etc. would probably be the ones to vary, IMHO.
16 posted on 09/13/2007 1:40:50 PM PDT by TChris (Has anyone under Mitt Romney's leadership ever been worse off because he is Mormon?)
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ping


17 posted on 09/13/2007 1:42:42 PM PDT by Wiz
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I believe when one takes into account the polarity and the radioactivity in conjunction with the viscosity and its effect on the relativity of the cylinder one must conclude that the elasticity and the capacity of the gravitivity completely dissipates the magnetivity of the weight minus the diffractivity you can only come up with a lighter object.

Apologies to Prof. Irwin Corey. ;o)

18 posted on 09/13/2007 1:43:43 PM PDT by ladtx ( "I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top." - - Will Rogers)
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That is actually impossible, since The Kilogram always weighs 1 kilogram. Therefore, all other kilogram weights, and possibly all other objects on Earth have increased in weight. Wait...um...no, that’s right.

Did any one else get that Intro to Physics question about how could you tell if the dimension of ever object in the universe was suddenly reduced by 50%?


19 posted on 09/13/2007 1:44:36 PM PDT by NYFriend
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Apologies to Prof. Irwin Corey. ;o)

What is a duck?


20 posted on 09/13/2007 1:46:35 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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