Need to teach attorney niece what fraud or "stolen" means.

My brain ^ | 12/1/20 | Me

[rhoda_penmark]

You cannot fight a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

[sodpoodle]

She will always be your niece - Biden will not always be President.

Share your family’s love - it’s free.

God bless

[silverleaf]

Send her a $5 in real money and a $100 in monopoly money with a note to enjoy her $150 gift. Just like Joe is enjoying his 80 million votes.

[Chickensoup]

Love her dearly and give her something that requires quarterly taxation.

[MarkL]

Send her one of those million dollar bills with President Trump on it, and tell her that she should first take it to a bank, and have the bank convert it to $100 dollar bills, then invest all of it in Smartmatic and Dominion!

Mark

[Leaning Right]

> I have some monopoly money but need something more real, that will maybe get her attention... <

Since you obviously care about your niece, PLEASE don’t do anything like that. Teaching by mocking rarely works.

I would instead suggest a graduated approach. A ‘Diamond & Silk‘ video now and then is a good idea. And when it comes to the election, a statistics-based video or article might be good too.

You can change her way of thinking. Slow and steady is probably the best approach.

[Joe 6-pack]

Be careful with any promises made in jest...

New Toy Yoda

[Skybird]

At 30 years of age and a practicing attorney, a card is enough to send.

[goodnesswins]

Wow...that was fast...thanks...to the question of her finances...she’s up to her eyeballs in college loan debt, and we think she works for an ambulance chasing firm...and, We would NEVER trust her with anything related to our finances or our lives...

[4yearlurker]

Don't send her anything. Just tell her you sent her a nice package for Xmas and it was stolen off her porch,(if she has a porch.)Or the gift you ordered for her on line was stolen off your porch, something along those lines.

[Mr. K]

best idea!!!

[Eagles6]

There are 1 oz Siver President Trump coins.

[Eagles6]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.bgasc.com/product/1-oz-donald-trump-silver-rounds-999-fine-silver-bullion/silver-rounds-1-oz&ved=2ahUKEwj2tPPBmq3tAhXcGVkFHV5qC_4QFjAHegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw3-zerPsJnxsdgvRxaLN8fs

[armyofprinciples]

https://www.nationalarchivesstore.org/products/the-constitution

[Extra-Ordinary Objectives]

season tickets to a WNBA team in your area.

[Harpotoo]

Sorry but it’s too late to SKOOL her:-)

[goodnesswins]

Well...she thinks the Constitution needs to be changed...

[Still Thinking]

Or Venezuelan. Downside is, with the limited cognitive abilities of a leftist, all it will register as is “SEE! Conservatives are mean grinches!”

[cp124]

To bad she didn’t pick an honorable profession.

[pepsi_junkie]

If she is an attorney, she likely does not need your cash.

That's the stereotype but it's not necessarily so. I married an attorney. She had no money and her income was waaaaay less than mine as an engineer. Frustrated with long hours and pitiful pay she quit. This is in New Jersey which has more lawyers than mosquitos I think. Not every lawyer is tycoon, I can assure you.