10 things you can do to slow climate change

Lee Enterprises ^ | April 20, 2024 | Sean Sublette

[PIF]

Pledge:
Eat more meat;
Buy more 100 watt incandescent bulbs;
Avoid public transportation;
No electric car now or ever;
Harvest more fire wood;
Consider gas stove to go with gas water heater and HAVAC;
Laugh at solar energy.

[Magic Fingers]

Posted my reply twice because I’m adamant that you continue doing your part LOL

[xp38]

Yes despair because all your carbon savings from these 10 things is wiped out by new coal plants being built in China. The chinese communists secretly laugh at the useful idiots of the western world. Not being one I sleep soundly at night in a state of non despair.

[so_real]

LOL ... but we live in Wisconsin ... is there a list of ways we can accelerate global warming a bit and gain an extra day of summer?

[KarlInOhio]

2. Eat less meat

You vill eat zee bugs!

[Fai Mao]

#12. Take another leftist out with you

[metmom]

I hang out my laundry.

The excuses I get from people for not doing it are astounding.

We save a ton on our power bill because of it.

But seriously, I am NOT worried about climate change.

Global warming? Bring it on. Lower heating bills and longer growing seasons. What’s not to like?

[j.havenfarm]

I feel so much better after reading no. 10. Unfortunately I suspect the author could not explain why the decrease already experienced isn’t enough, what’s magic about 3.6 degrees, and the scientific studies showing the extent to which nos 1-9 will help with that seemingly-arbitrary goal

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

No one is going to take away your burger

Bullsh*t. You vill eat ze boogs.

[immadashell]

Disregard all of these suggestions and just TURN OFF THE SUN!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

12. Eat your pets. Pets cause global warming, and they’re a great source of protein.

[GOPJ]

Additional ways to save Mother Earth:

Legislate restrictions on the number of swimming pools elites can fill with water. One per family NOT one per mansion.

Limit the number of feet a private boat can be to 75 feet. Any private watercraft longer will be dismantled and sold for scrap. (A coupon credit in the form of 'pounds of edible bugs' will be given to the former ship owner)

Tax all private jets at the rate of $4,000 per mile... anyone 'cheating' on miles will be given a mandatory 2 year sentence for the first offense.

[SaxxonWoods]

What do I do to speed it up?

[MtnClimber]

Climate change for those who don't no nuffins

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I’ve cut back on heating and cooling, but that’s because I don’t have much money. Any carbon reduction “benefits” are strictly incidental.

[SkyDancer]

Ignore the stupidity of liberals. Climate change? Look what happened in Dubai?

[Wuli]

Nonsense.

You can do all those things and if the “science” the alarmists use is “accurate” (questionable) and given many economic truths in the world (a) all such efforts will be defeated by the collective actions of most of the world’s populations (particularly in Asia, Africa and Latin America) and so-called “warming” will (or will not) occur anyway.

[BatGuano]

I plan to reduce the number of tires that I burn on “Earth Day,” even if it is not celebrated. Usually a few dozen, I will reduce it to 23 tires.
The neighbors have become accustomed to the taste of the food, marshmallows/weiners, etc. that they burn in the tire fire. Most donate the tires and fuel.
The HOA, that I now lead, has determined my fires are permissible “Cookouts!”
It pays to be boss.

[glennaro]

Help Stop Global Warming (as "warming" is the only "climate change" Democrat/Communists are concerned about):

Wear a mask, stay six feet apart, get vaccinated over and over and over again ... Oops! Wrong "existential crisis"!

Let's try again:

Stop using aerosols, turn off your A/C ... Oops! Wrong "existential crisis" again!

[Nateman]

I much rather slow or stop the spread of Communism.