John and Teresa Need Your Input

Kerry | 3/15/2007 | John and Tereza Kerry

[OKSooner]

Here's mine:

Yo, Ketchup Boy: I had an erosion problem out behind the homestead that was running off a slope into the Red River watershed. So I planted it in winter wheat using the "no till" method and fixed it.

Didn't even have to call the EPA or the UN for help, either.

How's that? A little too pedestrian and "real world" for ya, I bet?

[woofie]

Dear John

I have been peeing in the garden for years ...It seems to help the Wisteria

Yours

Woofie

[Godzilla]

OK, here's my input:

Get on the next east bound ship and stay on it until it runs into France. Debark and stay there.

[reagan_fanatic]

Oh, puke. I wish these two human-shaped turds would just shut up and go away.

[expatpat]

Did you sell the winter-wheat carbon credits?

[SolitaryMan]

I guess he's hoping that will be his "Western White House"?

[digger48]

I do believe he envisions a Marine One landing pad in the back yard

[OKSooner]

No, but now that you mention it I suppose they could be for sale...

[don-o]

Dear John and Teresa,

I fart in your general directions. Does this count?

[chiefqc]

Dear Ima Hero:

You bet you can, I got mine for doing nothing.

Signed,

Dumb & Dumber ( John & Terry )

[GSlob]

OK, here's a story for them: gin-soaked raisins do not work. OTOH, straight gin sometimes does.

[sig226]

Sure they do!

Dear John Kerry:
We recycle all the brass and lead from the gun range.

[Doogle]

Typically classic Kurry ...jump on a sinking ship. Watch in a month when his feet start getting wet,he'll bail, because more and more info starts to expose the alarmist agenda.
Scurrying about like vermin,looking for relevance, even the MSM has avoided him. If the Pez dispenser suddenly reemerged as the latest hottest thing, Lurch would have to make a speech, then as natural as possible, pull out the little gadget to display..........but in his case, it would be empty.


Doogle