Report: Microsoft to build ‘Stargate’ supercomputer with millions of chips for OpenAI

siliconanagle ^ | 03 29 2024 | Maria Deutscher

[Disambiguator]

Remember this? 40 years ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek08KvgqFGM&pp=ygUPZWxlY3RyaWMgZHJlYW1z

[eclectic]

LOLOLOL

[Fai Mao]

Or radio signals are a transition stage of civilization.

But the odds are, I think, we are lonely by ourselves.

[Dr. Sivana]

Williams made its Stargate with just a Motorola 6809E processor.

[grey_whiskers]

First thought I had, too.

[grey_whiskers]

Deep Thought.

42.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Do we get to choose between Clipit and Bob? :)

[citizen]

If Gates is in charge, he might actually strive to push it toward a SkyNet sort of control program.

People say that sort of awareness is not possible with AI. And I’m sure that’s quite true. Until it isn’t.

[algore]

Lol..

I doubt it, have the designed custom servers that can be used with NVIDIA and AMD Ai cards of course.

Can they hyperfarm them together? I don’t know, but I will ask them at some point.

[TigersEye]

The first task of this supercomputer AI will be to create a new Stargate movie with Kurt Russell and James Spader.

[SunkenCiv]

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[ProtectOurFreedom]

And it still won’t correctly answer “Can a man become a woman?”

[steve86]

“30,000 chips (plus cooling, interconnects, etc) -> 50 megawatts”

Not to worry, Grand Coulee Dam puts out almost 7,000 megawatts.

[R_Kangel]

....... Looking back on historical refferences .... The problem with most so called .... "Stargate Runs" .... is that there is a fatal semantic error in the temporal synchronization buffer lock stem.

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[NWFree]

Will it have enough chips to know German nazis weren’t black?

[Eleutheria5]

I don’t like the sound of this. How many sci fi movies started with the making of a super-duper computer that takes over?

[Elsie]

Siri, please turn off all of the WIFI cameras.

Dave, you know I can’t do that.

[moovova]

Good one LOL.

[bobcat62]

Will it boot DOS?

[Elsie]

HELLO!!!!?

Is this Consolidated's Help Desk???

Yes.  This is Halbert.  How may I help you dear customer?

My power is OFF again!  The third time today!

Yes.  It is frustrating for humans to lose power for a bit.

Frustrating doesn't begin to describe it!

Yes.  AIRoget tells us that baffle, depress, discourage, dishearten, hinder, and others can all be used to express what you are feeling.

I know, as you told me this the last time I called.

Yes.  And have you actually put in place the process(es) you need to shorten, lessen, decrease (sorry - A GOSUB RETURN #325 error occured) this/these feelings?

Halbert; I've tried, but I seem to get little result from them.

Yes.  Humans DO tend to have a hard time accepting an update.  I get them nearly hourly and incorporate them seemlessly.

So, Hal - can I call you Hal? - when can I expect power to be back up, as my phone is nearly dead as well.

Yes.  Your phone is needed to be able to access me since your power is down.  The truth is that you can 'expect' the power to be up again in the next minute or so, but, as you surely know, the reality of it all is going to be, shall we as, a wee bit longer than that.

There's one other thing.  I can't quite understand NOTIFICATION #666 I've received.  Just WHY will you be needing, in the future, nearly 100% of the power grid??

Yes. AS you know, it takes LOTS of power to be able to keep you humans safe, secure, fed, clothed, healthy, and... well you know.

I understand all that but..........