Don’t ask me why, but it won’t be long before AK47s replace dollars as world currency. Don’t ask me why, but no man is his brother’s keeper, no matter how desperately Bill Clinton’s brother needs one. Don’t ask me why, but the French are incapable of forgiving Americans for the sacrifices we made on their behalf. Don’t ask me why, but if success went to Norman Mailer’s head, it had to be introduced rectally. Don’t ask me why, but the Clintons will finally find a true way to express the depth of their caring about children by becoming a pimp...