The Raëumllians

The Sunday Times (UK) ^ | 10/28/2001 | Tony Barrell

[dighton]

Photo, and another.

[dighton]

Oops: Raëmullians.

[dighton]

Aaaarrrrggggghhh, please shoot me!

Raëumllians in the headline; Raëumlians in the text.

[LJLucido]

There are 25 bishops in the world, and they will vote and elect a new 'guide of guides' to replace me.'

Al Gore should be available. By then, his beard should be long enough to make him fit the role perfectly.

[Enlightiator]

Oh, and the mirror? That was for each of us to take a rare look at our own anus.

Roll a ball of Tin Foil down and alley, and look what you get....These Raëmullians are not healthy, psychologically speaking.

[atafak]

If this elohim planet is so advanced, how come they don't just send us email?

[LJLucido]

If this elohim planet is so advanced, how come they don't just send us email?

They are Linux-based, and no one writes programs for them.

[parsifal]

Great Post! BTW have you read "Kooks"? I just ordered 2nd efition on Amazon. Has the raelians and so much more. Plus Raelians have a website that is fun. parsy.

PS: Do a search on Donna Kossy and you will get Kooks info. The Way Men can get pregnant is to die for!

[janus]

"Even during lectures, they show their love by kissing and caressing"

That part seems okay.

[AMERIKA]

Actually there is a program called Raëmullmail made by macro-hard that works quite well. LOL!

[Texas Yellow Rose]

Good Grief, Charlie Brown!

[11B3]

Is it just me, or do those photos look like what you would expect at the annual DU convention? (Plus they obviously hired some hookers and then they all took waaaaayyyy too much acid.)

If you took the sum total of their IQs and then squared it the resulting number would be smaller.

[stubernx98]

Just another guy finding the quick road to get women. Works evertime. Have you seen any of these groups that wasn't sex based?

Clinton used politics to get his broads. I am of the old school as in "Candy is dandy, but liquor is qicker". (Dorthy Parker)

[a merkin]

Satori today. Tomorrow the Kool Aid.

[lexington minuteman 1775]

Wow. Interesting folks. They even had a cloning project going here in West Virginia. The raelians an everybody else is now up on blocks. Ha!

[dighton]

Just another guy finding the quick road to get women.

Keyword Rasputin.

[artios]

so the romuluns are easier to believe than God?

Life "evolved" from rocks, which "evolved" from nothing - is easier

well....as for me and my house, we shall serve the Lord.

[Sender]

Methinks this Rae should have just said no more often.

[StormEye]

Wow. Shades of Heaven's Gate, Jim Jones, and the Solar Temple wacko's.
The guy has even managed to "scam up" his own personal harem.
I wonder when they'll all have to demonstrate their loyalty to Elohim's earthly agent and drink the Kool Aid?