Ozzy Blesses America, But Not Anti-War Protesters

LAUNCH ^ | October 3, 2001 | Darren Davis

[TheyConvictedOglethorpe]

working-class British accent

...an' woke down fooking Kabble myne stree' an' sho'ye bones, an' oy guarrtee ye woedn't ge' woon fooking slogan ou' befoh ye ge' somebo'y snipe a'ye inna bac'o'e 'ed, ye know?"

[Demosthenes]

"Waita minit. Wot's that bit? Izzat the li'l foking tree peepo I 'ear? I'll bite their fokin' 'eads off if it iz!"

[realpatriot71]

That was absolutely perfect!!

[StoneColdGOP]

Not only did he have plenty of drugs and alcohol in his system, but he was dressed in drag. Can you imagine the reactions of the San Antonio P.D. who came for him?

Ah, to be a rock star in the 80's...

That Ozzy, what a guy!

[choppersrule]

oh loosen up....
i like OZ. grew up listening to his music, love my country, carry a gun, vote straight repub every time....despite the the disrespect i get from the super religious in the GOP. notice i said religous as opposed to christian. there IS a difference.
anywho.........I was glad to hear OZ can see throught the tree hugger / socialist BS that has become SO pervasive in our society. i say WELCOME OZ!! id rather have more peeps like OZ here in the US than the spineless F**ks i saw protesting here in DC last weekend.
i guessing you were probably upset that alan keys had the b*lls to jump into the mosh pit at the RAGE concert. now granted they are a bunch of wacky socialists but they ROCK. and i was glad to see alan (whom i think is one our countrys finest men)actually LOOSEN up and enjoy some rocking tunes ...sometimes us conservatives are guilty of being PC too.
ok im done venting......
later
cr

[StoneColdGOP]

Followed by Rock 'n' Roll Rebel, a wonderfully un-PC tune!

[humblegunner]

BWAAAHAAAHAAAA!
Ozzy Rules!

[lds23]

The Master of Reality. Good for you, Oz-man.

[BurkeanCyclist]

Thank you for that marvelously coherent explanation of whatever the hell it is you were talking about.

[Zoey]

LOL. Ozzy - you've gotta love him.

[choppersrule]

glad to have found some fellow cool peeps here on FR!!!!!!1 nice to meet YA!

[choppersrule]

you made my point for me

[homeschool mama]

LOL!

[boycott]

Ozzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!

[AppyPappy]

Acually, I know someone who worked with him for a show and he said Oz was all that. Crazy as a football bat but nice to everyone. His quote was "Everywhere he goes, Oz looks like he's scoping the place for a trashing". He stayed in the same hotel and half expected a Coke machine to flitter by the window on the way to the pool. Never did though.

[garyhope]

One of my all time favorite thing that Ted Nugent ever said was at one of his concerts when he asked the audience if they wanted to "get mellow"? And that if they wanted to "get mellow, they could just turn around and get the fu*k out of here"!

My sentiments exactly.

[JAWs]

You know, I did like 'Bark at the Moon,' though I've never been a huge metal fan.

[avg_freeper]

Am I the only one here wondering if Osama's big ugly head could in some way fit in Ozzy's mouth.

I know, I know,
After being bit off, I am sure Osama packs a horrible after taste
but it would be quite a spectacle!

[He Rides A White Horse]

I would like to see them do a finale of smashing a guitar over a peace pansy's head.

I might even pay money to see that ;)

[niteowl77]

Let the bashers do their worst, but even with enough residual chemistry in him to stock a middle school science lab, Ozzy is more astute than some of those I'm seeing shuffling around our palaces of higher education... he's as articulate, too.

Ed