......., you might be a Clinton

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

[Still Thinking]

If you hear someone use the phrase "in turn" in a sentence and you notice that familiar swelling...

[spectre]

If your Thanksgiving Turkey was alive that morning, you might be a Klinton redneck.

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[E=MC²]

If your mama threw out the baby and raised the afterbirth, you might be a klinton.

[JMJ333]

If you think that increasing the budget by 5% instead of 20% is actually a huge draconion cut....

[Sungirl]

You might be a Clinton if you lived off the government all your life.....

[Paul Atreides]

If you can attempt to spin any disaster/suffering in your favor, you might be a Clinton.

[JMJ333]

If you consider Haiti a Caribbean superpower....you might be a Klinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If you're on a first name basis with Satan, you might be a Clinton.

[JMJ333]

If you have no idea who hired Craig Livingstone..... ;)

[Libloather]

If the pizza arrives at the door...
...the same time your pants hit the floor...

...you might be a *Crinton!

[gcruse]

If you think two-dollar bills are queer....you might be Paul Atreides. :)

[JMJ333]

ROFL at #48!

If you make Lady Macbeth look good...YMBAC

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

If there is a 23 year old intern whose name you have trouble remembering eating, er, dinner under your desk, you might be a Clinton.

If you notice the bathroom sinks are always dirty, you are a Clinton.

If you greet women with "it points east," you are a clinton.

If I don't shut up and quit while I'm ahead, I might not be a clinton, but I will be banned. :-)

[Big Horn]

If you have as much class as a brown floater, You might be a clinton.

[SlickWillard]

If you take the magnificent verbal and expository gifts bestowed upon a Rhodes Scholar, and the bully pulpit of the Presidency of the United States of America, and the fawning adoration of a worshipful White House Press Corps, and you harness all these gifts to hit on 800 year old mummy chicks, then you might be a Clinton.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

If you insist on reviewing the troops when you are no longer Commander-in-Chief, you might be a Clinton.

If you show up where you aren't invited and overstay your welcome, you might be a Clinton.

If you tell Sudan, who tries to hand you Bin Laden and boxes of info on the Al Qaeda in '96, that Bin Laden's too much of a hot potato and you don't want him, you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If you make enemies on more than one thread, you ARE a gcruse.

[SlickWillard]

If you are in your limousine at the airport when your country is under a state of maximum alert due to the first act of war directed at its shores in sixty years, and if the airport officials allow you to drive your limousine onto the tarmac to board your plane directly (thereby finessing the interminable lines in which ordinary peons wait to have their baggage checked), and if, as you are approaching the tarmac, you see some poor, hapless, security guard standing in your way, waving at you to stop so that he can clear you to enter the tarmac area, and if you say to your driver, "Floor it!" then you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If your idea of class is an El Camino with astroturf in the bed, pink fuzzy dice on the mirror, and a horn that sounds like a wolf-whistle, you might be a Clinton.

If you think a velvet painting is "real art", you might be a Clinton.

If your Algore is covered with teethmarks, you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

If the words "Leaves of Grass" have more than one meaning to you, you might be a Clinton.