Half brother says bin Laden is alive, well and a God-fearing man

China Daily ^ | March 2002 | Editorial Staff

[Portnoy]

Note to Bin Laden Family: Produce a Video of him...NOW.

....thanks.....

[BibChr]

Half brother says bin Laden is alive, well and a God-fearing man

...with good reason to fear!

Dan
How Can I Know God?

[a_witness]

ROFL

No one could write better farcical humor than this brother.

The only thing is, we have evidence and the blood of his victims cries out from the ground.

[JennysCool]

"Ah Ain't Bin Laden; Ah Bin Drinkin'"

[Ole Okie]

By the way... how does one go about getting the title "Sheikh," anyway?

Could be wrong, but I think it has something to do with condoms.

At least, in high school in my days, that's how you got to be called "Sheik".

[;^)

[Capt. Tom]

Ahmad deplored the suicide attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and in Pennsylvania that killed more than 3,000 people. "Any Muslim wouldn't accept this," he told CNN.

All of the airplane suicide hijackers were Muslims.... nuf said - Tom

[MarkWar]

>"We grew up together in the same house," he said. "Osama is known for being a simple person, very merciful, a very soft heart. It's impossible that anyone would sit with him and not like him or get bored. Frankly, Osama is very close to the heart and very popular."

Mrs. Borg:

He used to cut my grass . . .
He was a very nice boy . . .

Joe:

We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin'
His dad was mad
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
All we did was bend the string like . . .

Hey!
Down in Joe's Garage
We didn't have no dope or LSD
But a coupla quartsa beer
Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n over
Became a symphony
We could play it again 'n again 'n again
Cause it sounded good to me
ONE MORE TIME!

We could jam in Joe's Garage
His mama was screamin',
"TURN IT DOWN!"
We was playin' the same old song
In the afternoon 'n sometimes we would
Play it all night long
It was all we knew, 'n easy too
So we wouldn't get it wrong
Even if you played it on a saxophone

We thought we was pretty good
We talked about keepin' the band together
'N we figured that we should
'Cause about this time we was gettin' the eye
From the girls in the neighborhood
They'd all come over 'n dance around like . . .

So we picked out a stupid name
Had some cards printed up for a coupla bucks
'N we was on our way to fame
Got matching suits
'N Beatle Boots
'N a sign on the back of the car
'N we was ready to work in a GO-GO Bar
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
LET'S SEE IF YOU'VE GOT SOME MORE!

People seemed to like our song
They got up 'n danced 'n made a lotta noise
An' it wasn't 'fore very long
A guy from a company we can't name
Said we oughta take his pen
'N sign on the line for a real good time
But he didn't tell us when
These "good times" would be somethin'
That was really happenin'
So the band broke up
An' it looks like
We will never play again . . .

[Osama bin Laden as "Joe" from Zappa's "Joe's Garage"
before his band broke up and he turned to other things.
"As you can see . . . girls, music, disease, heartbreak . . . they all go together" -- CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER ]

Mark W.

[Shermy]

Fears God?

.

[DallasDeb]

Can you say, "denial"?

[dr_who]

Considering that he doesn't have that much time left to repent, I imagine he's really fearing God right about now.

[antaresequity]

Praise Allah...Praise Brother Osama

[jwatz]

"He is my brother. I know him. I lived with him for years. I know how much he fears God," he fears God, but maybe islam's god issatan!