Mark Steyn: 'I'll do anything - but not the Liza wedding'

The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 03/23/2002 | Mark Steyn

[Miss Marple]

I swear Michael Jackson's nose is almost gone.

As I told Howlin privately, these people are also scarey because they really think they look good!

[Governor StrangeReno]

They look like something David Icke writes about,speaking of witch look at the hands

[denydenydeny]

[mosby]

This is great. Distilled Hollywood.

[Governor StrangeReno]

lobotomised zombieish,looks like he's been led around like a pet

[Brad’s Gramma]

Ill caption it "Grab A Granny"

WOWOWOWOWOW......You leave us grandmother's OUT OF THIS!

What IS that thing on her head in #11? Is it alive?

[Governor StrangeReno]

I think its a replacement beaver her first one expired

[Miss Marple]

That, I will have you know, is a cocktail hat. There were once such things back in the 40's, but they went out of vogue. My guess is Liz was talked into it by a designer, or else she was hoping to distract from her lousy make up.

Now, if this wedding had happened 2 years ago Clinton would probably have been in one of these photos as well. Ha!

[maica]

This thread gets a bookmark - It will chase away any blues, any time!

My almost 80 year old aunts, never having had cosmetic surgery, look a lot better than these wax images!

[Lancey Howard]

Whew.
Michael Jackson really gives me the creeps. And what's with his mouth now?

I wonder how the geniuses at Sony who shelled out the big bucks for Jackson are faring these days? What a debacle. I remember when Sony signed Jackson, and this was after all the homosexual pedophilia stuff came out. I was floored but I just figured it was some Japanese honchos over there in Tokyo or wherever who simply didn't understand that Jackson was never going to "come back" - - they must have actually thought they were signing a superstar, LOL, rather than a fading pariah. That signing had to be one of the looniest business decisions in history.

[kayak]

All I can think of to say is "Thank God I live in the real world!!!"

[Guenevere]

--Re#17---Dearie, the so called groom might have had a facelift.....but I also hear he plucks his eyebrows & wears makeup :^)

I actually saw a 'guy' quite like that at my local Booksamillion-(one of the salesclerks).... and at first glance, thought him kinda nice looking.

.... then I looked closely, and realized he had on more & better applied makeup than I, and had plucked his eyebrows!!

Ewwwwwww!

[Guenevere]

Should have said ...Re # 11

Also hear the 'groom' is gay.

[Miss Marple]

I heard that, too. He is definitely from weirdsville, at any rate!

And what is it with that girly collar on Jacko's shirt?

And WHO told Liz to apply LOTS of makeup and wear a cocktail hat...did she think we wouldn't recognize her?

[Guenevere]

These are sad, pathetic, freakish people who've lost their souls long ago.

Positively ghoulish!....Bridemaids..(HA!).....dressed in black.

Did you notice Liz is holding Jacko's hand.......shudder

[Miss Marple]

Shudder indeed!

I do not like black and white weddings even if they are with NORMAL participants. We attended one once and the bridesmaids, all in black, carried calla lilies. It reminded me of a funeral.

[Mo1]

I swear, those pictures look EXACTLY like shots from that old movie, Night of the Living Dead!!!

I was thinking of something from The Adams Family ..

Oh Good Grief .. these people truly scare me .. fofl

[Thinkin' Gal]

I obviously had too many things going on last night while I trying to post, because I only now noticed the [horned] hand gestures at post #34.

Maybe they think it means 'good luck'? By the macabre way they look and dress, it's obvious that they are going to need much more than luck... a 'way-back machine' for starters!

[Howlin]

But that is NOT what he looked like on 20/20 when Barbara interviewed them. He looked dumb, but he did NOT look DEAD........did they wear MAKEUP at their wedding?

[mountaineer]

I think that is "I love you" in sign language, for all the hearing-impaired in the audience. Too bad there was no one to speak to all the "taste-impaired" at the wedding.