SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters

World On line ^ | 4/2/2002 | Staff

[ex-Texan]

Goats, too, may carry sexually transmitted diseases. DUH!

[Lazamataz]

We know about Aids and we are very afraid of it. That is why we are having sex with these goats. Goats don't have Aids.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Yeah, we have sex with goats to avoid AIDS. Normally, I'd have sex with my wife, Morgan Fairchild -- who, I've seen nude, before!

[mutchdutch]

"nobody wanted to buy his goats any more. " The world is a strange place.

[malakhi]

SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters

"The love that dare not bleat its name."

[wideawake]

There are no such thing as ethnic differences. Everybody everywhere is exactly alike. If all the African goatf**kers moved to Pennsylvania tomorrow, America would be greatly enriched by the increased diversity. Repeat ad nauseam

[Rytwyng]

I just had a mental picture of a pimp strolling down Sunset Boulevard with several goats on leashes....

[RichInOC]

"Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful...
"Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do...
"Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true...
"And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe.

"Lalalalala, lalalalala, lalalalala la lalala...
"Do do do-do do...ahhhhhhhhhh..."

[wideawake]

Advocating caprine abstinence is unrealistic. We all know that teenagers are just going to go ahead and sodomize goats anyway, no matter what we tell them.

[besieged]

ROFL!!!!

[Cu Roi]

People are nuts. Scienists are pretty much sure that AIDS came from apes, they just differ on the means of exposure to humans (eating monkeys, bites, sexual contact). There are immunologists out there who claim that most STDs are retroviruses (Syphlis from sheep, etc.). I don't see why these kids don't go out and buy a copy of Hustler like normal teenage boys.

It seems like things are almost hopless in southern Africa. There was another story on FR today about a Zulu witch doctor living in London who killed he son to use his genetalia in a potion. He then chucked the kid's body in the Thames.

[RichInOC]

I apologize to Minnie Riperton for making her spin in her grave...but I couldn't resist.

[ikka]

Insert Taliban joke here.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Look if they were your kids you wouldn't be so...eh oh yea.. huh huh..

[Heartlander]

Armageddon!!! This is getting crazy…

The other day I heard a guy telling his friend how he was going to buy an inflatable sheep as a gag gift. When he called the ‘store’ to find out if they had any in stock – he was told that they were on back order and he had to put his name on a waiting list.
There is a backorder/waiting list for inflatable sheep?

I thought that was crazy until I read this story…

[besieged]

I am racking my brains to come up with something better... but have come up with only blanks so far!!!

I wonder what the best seller is in that country these days? "Attract more goats of the opposite sex through new bathing techniques in 30 day!" Money back guarantee!

[besieged]

If they were "your kids"???? On which "end" of the transaction do you mean???

[RichInOC]

Wonder if he'd settle for a sheep?

[GSWarrior]

What really suks is when all the attractive goats are taken and you are left with an ugly one.

[besieged]

Look if they were your kids you wouldn't be so...eh oh yea.. huh huh..

Ummm... let me guess... you are worried about the feelings of the goat parents???

[RichInOC]

Sorry, thought he was buying a goat. Shame on me for not reading more closely.