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SPCA Fumes at Aids-wary Goat Molesters
World On line ^ | 4/2/2002 | Staff

Posted on 04/02/2002 10:56:22 AM PST by ex-Texan

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To: ex-Texan
DANG! That's got to be the front-running candidate in the "INTERESTING HEADLINE OF THE YEAR" contest! Hoo, boy!!
61 posted on 04/02/2002 11:58:56 AM PST by redhead
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To: one_particular_harbour
Thanks, OPH, looks like some interesting stuff.
63 posted on 04/02/2002 12:13:44 PM PST by Argh
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To: one_particular_harbour
Safe sex with goats involves the wearing of gumboots, aka 'goat-rubbers'.

For the naive, the concept is to stuff the goats hind legs in the boots, so they can't elude your passion.

This may be the one known example of Polish cultural imperialism.(/joke)

64 posted on 04/02/2002 12:15:20 PM PST by headsonpikes
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To: biblewonk
Serious question: What is evil and disgusting, beastiality or homosexuality?

That's easy. You have two adjectives; you have two nouns. Mix and match to your heart's content. Don't let the conjunctions get in the way (flip them as much as you might want, too).

65 posted on 04/02/2002 12:18:11 PM PST by newgeezer
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To: newgeezer
Did I leave out the word 'more'? I'm such a bone head.
66 posted on 04/02/2002 12:22:48 PM PST by biblewonk
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To: ex-Texan
The SABC reported that the practice affected goat-farming in the area. Sinah Musekwa, a goat owner, said nobody wanted to buy his goats any more.

Well, hey dude, if the goats are givin' it away for free, whose gonna' pay?

68 posted on 04/02/2002 12:37:34 PM PST by blau993
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To: blau993
Well, hey dude, if the goats are givin' it away for free, whose gonna' pay?

Why buy a cow when the goat is free?

69 posted on 04/02/2002 12:40:37 PM PST by malakhi
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To: biblewonk
Serious question: What is evil and disgusting, beastiality or homosexuality?

Oh man, I didn't think about them using male goats too. ARGGGGG!

70 posted on 04/02/2002 12:41:37 PM PST by concerned about politics
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To: angelo
"The love that dare not bleat its name."

LOL!!! Oh, you are so clever !!!

71 posted on 04/02/2002 12:41:58 PM PST by happygrl
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To: concerned about politics
Serious question: What is evil and disgusting, beastiality or homosexuality?

Oh man, I didn't think about them using male goats too. ARGGGGG!

so you're asking about "homosexual bestiality" ????

Thankfully I set the pop can down before I started to read this thread.

72 posted on 04/02/2002 12:45:13 PM PST by Johnny Gage
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To: Heartlander
i sent a friend of mine one for his birthday. it had red hose and garters.
73 posted on 04/02/2002 12:46:09 PM PST by dreadme
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To: wideawake
African goatf**kers moved to Pennsylvania tomorrow

I hate to tell you, but judging from the politicians the northeast keeps electing, they already have a bunch of goat lovers up there. So you are right, in the literal sense.
74 posted on 04/02/2002 12:49:12 PM PST by snowfox
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To: besieged
You've got my vote. I have that problem with "stuff coming out my nose" regularly here on FR. Just for the record.
75 posted on 04/02/2002 12:51:16 PM PST by happygrl
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To: CholeraJoe; one_particular_harbour
now youns two are acting up here!
76 posted on 04/02/2002 12:51:48 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: one_particular_harbour
"And how we we learn that, practice?"

You're sounding a little TOO excited to me. ;^)

Besides, 'we we' sounds a lot more swinish than goatish.

78 posted on 04/02/2002 12:53:14 PM PST by headsonpikes
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To: one_particular_harbour
argh linked this to the thread! i am frankly appalled.....LOL!!
79 posted on 04/02/2002 12:53:27 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: snowfox
Touche.
80 posted on 04/02/2002 12:55:08 PM PST by wideawake
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