Homosexual Nudist Square Dance Weekend Coming to Md.

CMEN/IMEN ^ | April 11, 2002 | CMEN

[Harrison Bergeron]

"Sexual activity in, around, or visible from public areas will not be tolerated. Men seen engaging in sexual activities in these areas will be asked to leave. Secluded wooded trails are not considered public areas."

I don't know, I always considered wooded trails "public areas," no matter how secluded.

Yuk.

[Lazamataz]

Pick your life partner, nice and tight
'Cause we'll do more than dance tonight
Now promenade that's how it goes
Grab his a&& and dosie do
Dosie do
Allemande in and allemande out
Mount your partner, make him shout
Make him shout and pillow-bite
Cause you're gonna ride that stud tonight
Back to the front or side to side
Make that man your blushing bride....

[Lazamataz]

Mine's bigger than yours is.

[cotton]

Important questions that must be answered before I register for the dance: Is it Main Stream or Plus or a combination? Will there be "A" tips? Will it be all position calling? Will there be rounds and or line dancing between tips? I just got a new fru-fru does "all nude" mean I can't wear it?

[Psycho_Bunny]

"all-male all-nude gay square dance event"

This is just plain wrong on so many different levels I don't even know where to start.

[general_re]

Mine's bigger than yours is.

Gee, I'm sorry, guys - we're booked solid this weekend, and kind of short on single rooms. I can give you a double for the single rate, though - you can always push the beds together.

Hey, nice bandannas, been square-dancing long?

;)

[Dog]

Best Laugh of the day seeing this in Breaking News!!!!

[dighton]

Just another homosexual nudist square dance story.

[AUgrad]

Gross.

[cotton]

Just looked on my map. It appears 40 miles due north of Baltimore is Pennsylvania.

[Khepera]

I don't know what the acronym stands for but why on earth would you want to sign up?

[Redcloak]

I'm reminded of that joke about the bear hunter.

"You don't come here for the dancing, do you?"

[pax_et_bonum]

ping

[tracer]

Is it illegal to transport live poison ivy across state lines???

[Fzob]

drag races

Prehaps it will be a 440 relay race in pumps and a miniskirt. What a disgusting image. Yekk.

[LurkedLongEnough]

I would have thought they would have a "triangle" dance rather than a "square" dance.

[johnny7]

The Rump Rangers Ball. I hope the groundwater isn't affected.

Barney Frank intends to be there... if he isn't way-layed at a rest stop.

They wanted him to make the opening speech but he said no because his mouth would be full. : -(•)

[Libertina]

Hosted by "CMEN" -
At Camp Ramblewood, a beautiful retreat center approximately 40 miles north of Baltimore, MD,
we'll take Money from ANYONE. Vile

[nygoose]

Let's send Scooby the K9 to this one. I think he would really enjoy the weekend.

[sweetliberty]

Isn't it lovely to live in one of the most conspicuously stupid liberal states?