Hillary Tells NRA Member: I Used to Be a Duck Hunter

Newsmax.com ^ | June 2, 2002 | Carl Limbacher

[RightWhale]

Shooting ducks with a rifle? Maybe Annie Oakley could get away with that and not starve to death.

[Paul Atreides]

Maybe this could explain Vince Foster....

[Paul Atreides]

The only duck Hillary ever shot was the one out her butt.

And named it Chelsea.

[Mulder]

Yes, we all own weapons to protect ourselves from those dangerous ducks. Quack!!

She might have hunted "duck" (although I doubt it), but it's a good bet that she's never hunted for "d*ck" (notwithstanding toys used by her communist lesbian comrades).

[Paul Atreides]

No wonder a pair of quacks like the Gores didn't like being around her.

[dogbyte12]

Actually, I believe her. No, I don't think she has done it since she was under 14, but it sounds reasonable to me. Little daughter wants to bond with dad, goes on duck hunting trip. Then she becomes a radical feminist later.

You all think Hillary was reading the feminist mystique at age 7?

[RnMomof7]

In a surprise revelation during a Memorial Day campaign swing through upstate New York, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton announced that she used to be a duck hunter.

LOL LOL LOL it is probably what she did between trading futures...

[Paul Atreides]

Her 1996 announcement that at age 49, she and President Clinton were thinking of having another baby (together).

There's a first time for everything.

[Texaggie79]

Get ready for it people. Hillary is going to run as a centrist. Hopefully that will give Bush the cajones to move back right, where he started out.

[aruanan]

Are they sure she didn't say she was a dyke-hunter?

She said she used to be a duck hunter. I think maybe an 'i' was replaced with a 'u'. Vince Foster may have been the last "duck" she hunted.

[Paul Atreides]

I hope the sheeple are smart enough to realize that the only centrist Hillary is, is a self-centrist.

[rintense]

Thank the Lord this didn't happen. That child would have been nothing more than a political tool. And, of course, it assumes that some sort of sexual contact must be made between Bill and Hill. Heh.

[Paul Atreides]

I wonder how this will play with the PETA base.

Should we call her political action committee, HILLQUACK?

[friendly]

As my gran'pappy might say: "Well she sure ain't no dick hunter."

[Paul Atreides]

That gives new meaning to the phrase "bumping uglies."

It would be like watching a nature program featuring to big flabby walruses mating.

[rintense]

Great. Another vivid image just before bedtime.

[Paul Atreides]

As my gran'pappy might say: "Well she sure ain't no dick hunter."

Even if she did land a 24 karat one?

[govols]

LOL Thats what I was thinking. If she/it ever picked and cleaned a duck I'll kiss your behind.

[Howlin]

Now, you know, I once had a lifetime membership in the NRA. I've even got my jacket there. I'm sure they revoked it somewhere now.

--President Bill Clinton
Remarks at DNC Fundraiser
Atlanta, Georgia
29 October1999

 

"He never had a life membership, he never had a jacket. He made it up."

--Wayne La Pierre
Executive Vice President
National Rifle Association
cited by John McCaslin
The Washington Times
11 November 1999