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Bill Catches Hillary with new love interest.
Weekly World News
| September 25,2001
| Mike Foster
Posted on 09/24/2001 10:34:45 AM PDT by Teacup
Hillary: "P"Lod is everything Bill is not!"
New York-Stunned ex-President Bill Clinton exploded with rage and threatened divorce-after he caught this wife Hillary cuddling with a space alien.
The shocking report comes from close friends of the former first couple, who say that Bill was horified to learn that his senator spouse had shared at least eight sizzling nights of romance in a secret Big Apple love nest with the unearthly creature.
"Bill is simply devastated,"said a long time friend of the Clinton's. "He heard rumors that Hillary was caught up in an extramartial affair with another man for weeks, but he laughted them off as vicious gossip.
He thought that, if anything, she might be involed in some kind of fling with another woman. When he was finally confronted with photgraphs showing Hillary with the space man, he was absolutely blown away.
He told me, "My God, I thought she was gay."
Friends of Hillary privately confirmed the prim-and-proper U.S. senator from New York has an illicit liaison with an extraterrestrial. But they insist her husband's many transgressions, ranging from his admitted affair with lounge singer Gennifer Flowers to Monica Lewinsky sex scandal, more than justify her behavior.
The Space alien's name is P-Lod.
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This week-end I came across the lastest edition of "Weekly World News" at our local convince store
I was shocked at what I read. Shocked I tell you! This is the same newspaper who brought you Bat Boy. I just had to share this with with you.
(Note to all freepers. This is just for a good laugh.)
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:34:45 AM PDT
by
Teacup
To: Teacup
HEHEHE
To: Teacup
Isn't Al Gore also a space alien?
3
posted on
09/24/2001 10:36:39 AM PDT
by
Tai_Chung
To: Teacup
At long last, she's having sex with one of her own species!!
To: Teacup
He told me, "My God, I thought she was gay." NOw that is an interesting point they make--he'd have been right I think! LOL
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:37:44 AM PDT
by
lawgirl
To: Teacup
Obviously a match made in heaven.
To: Teacup
P-Lod - sounds like a rapper alien!
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:38:21 AM PDT
by
ikka
To: Teacup
That's Janet Reno trying on her Halloween costume
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:38:35 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Teacup
I wonder what P-Lod sees in her....
To: Teacup
From the Planet Lingus.
To: Teacup
Really Scary Thought:
Imagine what the women on his home planet must be like.
To: Teacup
So much for intelligent life out there.....
To: Teacup
That would explain a LOT! Hehehe.
To: Teacup
Look at that twisted, hideous, contorted, ugly visage...I sure hope poor P'Lod knows what he's getting into...
To: CheneyChick
...Baby got "back."
To: Teacup
The real victims are the children - Chelsea, Q-Lod and R-Lod.
To: Teacup
Are they really sure this is a space man?
To: Teacup
BILL: Hill! How could you? I mean, what's he got that I haven't?
HILL: [smiles, giggles and shudders blissfully]
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:42:18 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
To: Teacup
The Bitch is capable of anything!
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posted on
09/24/2001 10:42:53 AM PDT
by
Fithee
To: Teacup
I wonder what this offspring would look like?
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