Article II, Section 1: No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President...
It doesnt matter how much fiat money is out there. There will be a complete revaluation of the currency and the current dollar will cease to exist. What value is actually assigned to gold will have nothing to do with the number of fiat currency units floating around.
You have a way with words. You've summed up (in a single paragraph) a point that would have taken me an hour to explain. Brevity man, you got it. :)
Why cant these things be mailed back to the owner?
And deprive the state of their blatant profits? Surely you jest.
But seriously, I've been reading accounts of airports in other states that allow a person to mail such things back to themselves. There is a little desk near the Gestapo type checkpoints that is stocked with envelopes (etc) just for this purpose. Driving instead of flying (when possible) sounds like a better idea however.