The bartender says "yes, if you want, you can take it with you for 50 bucks" The man is excited, pays fifty bucks, takes the lamp.
As he walks out of the bar, the man rubs the lamp, and poof! a very old genie pops out. "I am the genie of the lamp, what is your wish?"
"I want a million bucks when I get home!" says the man. "Your wish is granted." says the very old genie.
As he gets home, excited, he is shocked to find out, instead of money, his house is inudated with ducks.
Totally pi***ed off, he storms back into the bar, slams the genie lamp and screams "WHAT THE F***? I RUB THE LAMP, ASK FOR A MILLION BUCKS, AND WHAT DO I GET? A MILLION DUCKS!"
"So What says the dejected bartender, take a look at this, as he picks up the cigarette lighter, did you think I wanted a 12 inch BIC?
Two thoughts from Confusis(sp)
MAN WHO STANDS ON THE TOILET, IS HIGH ON POT!
MAN WHO FARTS IN CHURCH, SITS IN OWN PEW! ;^D!!!