She said she’s gonna quit me,
If I didn’t quit the booze.
So I just started drinkin’ more,
To see if she would really choose.
And I have to hand it to that girl
She meant every breath.
An’ I’m glad she did, ‘cause I was about,
To drink myself to death.
Because my drinkin’ problem left today.
The math looks bad, and while the story is not clear, it appears that the subsidies will not be $50,000 per person, but rather the difference between their current income and $50k.