Abu Bin Mohammed,(may his tribe disappear!)Awoke one night from a gunshot near.And saw, by the moonlight in his room,An angel, writing a book of clay.Rumors were Bin Mohammed was gay! And to the vision in the room, he said,“What writest thou?”The vision raised its head, and with a nod of sweet amen, answered… “The names of those who love their fellow men.”“And is mine one?” asked Bin.“I’m afraid so,” said the angel. “I pray thee then, write me down as one who loves his women.”The vision wrote, and vanished. The next night, it appeared with a great awakening light. And...