The Al Gore Battle Hymn To the Tune of the "Horst Wessel Song" NOTE: Horst Wessel joined the Nazi party in 1926. He was killed (probably degenerate communists, but possibly his girfriend's pimp or former boyfriend) in a fight in his filthy squalid rooms in Berlin. Glorified as a martyr to the Nazi cause, his song became the official Nazi anthem. Poor Albert Gore A martyr to injustice Poor Albert Gore Can't be our president. They did not count the chads and mis-marked ballots there, so Poor Albert Gore , he lost and it's not fair. They did not let...