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Where is Harry Caray when we really need him?Take Me Out to the Blame GameClick title to see full version.

Here's a musical take on Cuomo's struggles of late.Take It Sleazy (to the tune of Take It Easy, with apologies to Jackson Browne and Glenn Frey)Well I'm a just a horny toad tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women from behind. Four don't want to screw me, two that want to sue me, One has got me in a bind. (click title for full version)

I'm surprised with the passing of Rush and the various memories being shared that I haven't seen any mention of the parodies Rush played. Looking through several of them brought back the laughter shared by our harmless little fuzz ball

All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America. "I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

STOCKHOLM—The Nobel Committee has announced they have nominated Black Lives Matter for the brand new Nobel "Mostly Peaceful" Prize for its hard work bringing attention to racism by burning down cities around the world. "No one has done more to contribute to the cause of 'mostly peace' than Black Lives Matter," said Norwegian MP Petter Eide. "They brought attention to racism, and they did it while mostly not being criminal terrorists!" MP Eide then demanded the interviewer raise his fist while shouting "Black Lives Matter" before knocking him over with a brick. Experts are in universal agreement that this BLM...

You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for. So, we need to foster incivility, and come up with ways new ways to threaten our opponents... while we illegally change the rules to make sure our plans to cheat can succeed "legally" when our corrupt partisan judges rule on it. Call the opposition "spineless" if they even think about resisting us. That always works. Spineless people always do exactly what you tell them to do when you call them that. Civility in America can begin again ONLY when "the ONE right political party"...

Lyrics: We’re beginning to plan a ‘COVID Christmas’ Now it’s Lockdown number two. If you’re ordering turkey for ten, You might want to think again... It might be best to use Deliveroo! We’re beginning to plan a ‘COVID Christmas’ That means no nativity. Well it wouldn’t be quite the same Seeing wise men by the manger wearing PPE! A drink in a pub or a friend they can hug Is the wish of Sarah and Ben. A job, a career and no lockdown next year Is the hope of Harry and Jen. And will we ever get to see our...

So this book is about a Santa Claus who undergoes a psychotic break, becomes consumed with revenge, and espouses himself with the radical ideologies of the socialists and communists. It is the story of the radical change, the evil that consumed the North Pole, the suffering of the elf’s, and ultimately, their rebellion.

More Untergang splicing. Never gets old.

ONTARIO—After distraught staffers at Penguin Random House Canada complained about the publication of Jordan Peterson's new book Beyond Order: 12 More Rules For Life, the publishing company quickly solved the problem by forcing the crying employees to read Jordan Peterson's book. According to sources, employees have been completely cured of their whining, self-destructive victimhood.

COME ON UP WITH MORE VOTES BIDENTune: “Come On Down to My Boat, Baby”Joe sits on the board, and he’s goin’ underwater, uh huh We must up our game, or it’s gonna be a slaughter, uh huh Come on up with more votes Biden Make some up, just find a way Come on up with more votes Biden Make some up, we’ll pull away He’s trailin’ Trump, like he’s gonna lose it easy, uh huh So it’s time for a dump, but don’t let them see Come on up with more votes Biden Make some up, just find a way...

U.S.—Business owners in Democrat-controlled cities are boarding up in preparation for an onslaught of mostly peaceful demonstrations should Trump win the election Tuesday. The real concern is that the party of love and tolerance loses the election.

Here are the reasons why Twitter censored the NY Post article about Hunter Biden's computer. All the emails, texts, and photos that incriminate Joe Biden deserve to be censored. Here's why, directly from Twitter.

The artist and activist who calls himself Dee Dee Plorable wants to challenge President Trump to a dance-off. To that end, he’s created a parody of the wildly popular disco anthem “Y.M.C.A.” — substituting M.A.G.A., the acronym for Trump’s “Make America Great Again” campaign slogan. The Trump campaign recently played the Village People’s 1978 hit at some of their campaign rallies, but now Dee Dee Plorable, whose real name is Francis Shivers, wants him to adopt — and groove to — his new version.

This is suppoedly the ANTIFA COMPTROLER taking full responsibility for the western states wildfires. Tell me if you think if it is real or not. If fact checkers say it is wrong, how would they know that?

Great cover of a Marty Robbins ballad. Lyrics are below (with one strikeout for PC correctness): In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling AR on a sling In this town there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red, Many soi bois were among them as were t******s overfed, They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas...

In a powerful show of solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, COVID-19 has vowed not to infect anyone protesting inequality. The official COVID-19 account tweeted out, "In solidarity with those protesting inequality, I hereby vow not to infect anyone at BLM rallies."

We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!

TOM CRUISE 2020 - Presidential Campaign Announcement Parody by actor and coffee business owner Miles Fisher Hilarious!

PARODY: Op-Ed: To End Racism, We Need More Racism