9 Items Liberals Must Stockpile To Protect Themselves In Case Trump Wins

Babylon Bee ^ | January 15, 2024 | Staff

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They need eviction letters to get Trump out of their heads.

[Tench_Coxe]

They left Xanax off the list.

[cgbg]

I was thinking wire coat-hangers....

(Apologize in advance for my very dark sense of humor...)

[Tell It Right]

10. A spare bedroom to hide the illegals who do their lawn.

[AF_Blue]

10. Feminine hygiene products, because men can bleed, too.

[Tell It Right]

11. Extra traffic lights for all of Generation X’ers who’ll retire and drive around during the day after 401K’s go up in value.

[bray]

Updated passports.

[jpp113]

What? No diapers on that list?

[Clay Moore]

Whiskey and sleeping tablets?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Blurry pictures of a Bigmouth, Aunt TeeFah Sasquash stumbling through the tall trees in Oregon’s mountains wearing a I (heart) Democrat Democrazy T-shirt.

[Tell It Right]

12. An updated “Only X years left” countdown after yet another warmageddon clock exprires.

[fwdude]

I was thinking wire coat-hangers....

At first I thought your were referring to do-it-yourself emergency lobotomies.

[Blueflag]

Good one!

[Tell It Right]

13. A pantry full of rice boxes and syrup without black people on them so they can eat through the Trump years without being racist.

[V_TWIN]

The bricks ain’t a joke....that WILL happen......AGAIN

[Qwapisking]

didn’t see duct tape on the list. they will need lots of duct tape to try to keep the recovered parts of their brains together as much as MAGA voters will need “braincoats” if one is in a liberal crowd when it all blows up.

[Rusty0604]

ROFL thanks for posting.

[RasterMaster]

Make Liberals Scream Again!

[Palio di Siena]

Cats…they all have cats.