Posted on 01/16/2024 8:54:41 AM PST by Twotone
I have nine. What’s your point? :-)
Brilliant!
I’m thinking of disguising myself as a liberal and attending a democrat election night party to watch the years in first person.
10) A lifetime subscription to Netflix so you can dream about what your Fascist diversity imposed utopia is supposed to look like.
Old school dishwashers which use only a cup of water in its 24 hour wash cycle. Trump will mandate that every home owns a Dish Annihilator which can wash a full lasagna from its pan in under ten seconds and libs will want to be smug to n their environmental awareness.
Stupid Cat Videos are my Favorite!
Of course I’d never Own one.
And diapers.
A book/instructions on how to correctly commit Seppuku should be on the list, too.
Johnny died one night,
Died in his bed.
Bottle of whiskey,
Sleeping tablets by his head.
-- Shooting Star (Bad Company)
One can dream...
It would take them forever to connect with the one shriveled up neuron containing the last idea they had which died of loneliness…
My story for cat haters from a friend who was a long-range recon guy in VN, retired from the Army & decided he loved animals & wanted to be a vet. Ultimately, didn’t complete vet school, as taking care of hurt animals was too emotionally exhausting for him. He became a policeman, then a juvenile court judge & for many years ran a shooting course in OR.
Anyway, one of his classes was psychology. One day the professor came in & spoke directly to the ladies in class:
“Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like animals, DUMP him. If he likes dogs, he’s probably okay. But if he likes cats, STALK him!”
Cat-loving guys rock! I was lucky to have one for 25 years.
Take those together before bedtime and you’ll sleep like a baby.
Or this?
Ha !
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Perfect...
Dogs are To Much Work
But Cats will ignore You Till
It’s feeding Time then POP the can
And Stand Back !
A Cat that Lives 25 yrs????
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A friend had a cat that lived 26 years. We had one that made it to 21. I have one that I think is around 20 now. But my cat guy died a couple of years ago. We were together for 25 years. He made it to 78.
Why stop at Xanax, go for the big guy, fentanyl.
So Sorry....
You Had some Highs and beer the Lows.
Beet not Beer ....
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Hope you understand
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