06/01/2024 11:45:22 AM PDT
· 5 of 69 dayglored
to ChicagoConservative27
Interesting. I figured Trump would pardon himself after he gets into office; I hadn’t considered that the Democrats would be smart enough to pardon him before the election.
06/01/2024 11:42:56 AM PDT
· 3 of 7 dayglored
to Navy Patriot
> At publishing time, Khamenei had retracted his offer after all of the students who responded to his offer turned out to be gay men or transgender women.
The Bee is unsurpassed in satire. Oh, wait, this is probably real...
So God was in the Garden of Eden, finishing up with creating Adam and Eve, giving them each the many wonderful characteristics and abilities that distinguish between Man and Woman.
God feels around in his bag of Abilities, and says to Adam and Eve:
"I have only two remaining Abilities to assign to you. You each will get one."
God reaches in and pulls out the next to last Ability, and announces:
"The Ability to Pee Standing Up."
Adam cries out, "Me! Me! I want to be able to pee standing up!!"