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Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife
Yahoo ^ | 12/22/03

Posted on 12/22/2003 8:10:12 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence."


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To: 11th Earl of Mar
A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident,

Police Officer: "What seems to be the problem?"

51 posted on 12/22/2003 8:19:32 AM PST by OXENinFLA (This just in LIBYA gives up WMDs; Democrats IMPLODE.........Film at 11....)
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To: Ciexyz; Sidebar Moderator
What does it mean when they move a thread to Chat?

It means the mod lost his sense of humor.

52 posted on 12/22/2003 8:20:18 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: TheBigB
LOL!!
53 posted on 12/22/2003 8:20:22 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Quite literally.
54 posted on 12/22/2003 8:20:24 AM PST by HELLRAISER II (Give us another tax break Mr. President)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar; All

55 posted on 12/22/2003 8:20:47 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: HELLRAISER II
Good for you. My dad always taught me if I don't take care of my own nuts, nobody will. He is a very wise man.
56 posted on 12/22/2003 8:21:18 AM PST by mseltzer (Can anyone give my cat a good home? Really! Please?)
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To: mseltzer
I hate when that happens.

I don't have any to start with.

57 posted on 12/22/2003 8:22:21 AM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: OXENinFLA
"How's it hangin?"
58 posted on 12/22/2003 8:23:00 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Why is this kind of, in your face crap, posted? For that matter why all the 'baby rape' stories recently?

Jeez, lets set the bar somewhere, not lay it on the floor.

59 posted on 12/22/2003 8:24:05 AM PST by duckln
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Nyaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

60 posted on 12/22/2003 8:24:45 AM PST by mhking (It's in your home state...it's outside your front door...and it's going to eat YOU up!)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar; martin_fierro; mhking
Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

Which one was in dispute?

61 posted on 12/22/2003 8:24:47 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (A tagline is a terrible thing to waste.)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
If only Clinton's father (whoever he may have been) had doubled this trick, we'd be alot better off today!
62 posted on 12/22/2003 8:24:48 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: putupon
Left or right?

Being a female I wouldn't know, but is the removal of one less painful than the other? Or is it equally painful, being the left junk or the right junk.

63 posted on 12/22/2003 8:25:20 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: farmfriend
I don't have any to start with.



Birth defect?
64 posted on 12/22/2003 8:25:44 AM PST by mseltzer (Can anyone give my cat a good home? Really! Please?)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Beautiful. Candy was brilliant. I miss the big guy.

He is a very under-rated guy. He was a very fine actor.

65 posted on 12/22/2003 8:26:40 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: mseltzer
Birth defect?

Hahahaha, female. Smart ass! LOL

66 posted on 12/22/2003 8:27:10 AM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: farmfriend
Hahahaha, female.



Ah! The worst kind of birth defect. There is corrective surgery for that nowadays.
67 posted on 12/22/2003 8:28:37 AM PST by mseltzer (Can anyone give my cat a good home? Really! Please?)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Remember Kevin Bacon's part in that movie (Planes, Trains, and Automobiles)?

I'd about give one nut to see that movie again. ;)

68 posted on 12/22/2003 8:31:46 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: thesummerwind
Kevin Bacon running for the cab.

That is one of my family's favorite movies.

"My wife may be small. But she's strong... first baby come out sideways. And she didn't even scream or nuthin."
69 posted on 12/22/2003 8:34:24 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: duckln
Nobody shoved this guy's testicle in your face and nobody laid it on the floor either.

You came on this thread voluntarily.
70 posted on 12/22/2003 8:36:19 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: thesummerwind
A moose bit off one of my sister's nuts while I was in the shower.
71 posted on 12/22/2003 8:36:52 AM PST by mseltzer (Happy Chanukah)
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To: mseltzer
one of my sister's nuts

Uhhhh....

72 posted on 12/22/2003 8:37:37 AM PST by TheBigB (...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Well it all has to do w/ the mechanics, as in the blade angle (assuming the gentleman was right handed) and did he draw the blade toward or away from his thigh?

And in the psychological arena, did he place a greater value on one more than the other?

Could this be tribal, those from one tribe consider a left or right of greater signifigance?

So many pertinent questions are left unanswered in the article.

73 posted on 12/22/2003 8:38:03 AM PST by putupon ("Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders!"-Presidente Jorge Dubya del Rino Arbusto)
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To: TheBigB
It's true. I think the moose was really attracted to her by the smell of the cheese.
74 posted on 12/22/2003 8:39:00 AM PST by mseltzer (Happy Chanukah)
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To: putupon
And in the psychological arena, did he place a greater value on one more than the other?

Oh so NOW those things you guys walk around with have VALUE? LOL!

75 posted on 12/22/2003 8:45:16 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: MotleyGirl70
Oh so NOW those things you guys walk around with have VALUE?

They're not known as the "family jewels" for nothing. I would post the carats of mine, but I don't want to appear boastful.

76 posted on 12/22/2003 8:48:38 AM PST by putupon ("Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders!"-Presidente Jorge Dubya del Rino Arbusto)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
You came on this thread voluntarily

True. But why should I have to sort through all the 'sicko' titles. It's starting to tell me that FR has changed, drastically. A board loaded with 'Sicko' kooks getting their jollies on what a few 'crazies' do and adnauseum kicking it around for fun is IMHO worst than pornography.

What the hell do you do all day? Search Google for 'testicles', etc? I'm deeply saddened by the response you're getting which must be encouraging. It sets a role model for other 'lazies' who would like to compete in distracting from the purpose of FR to get a little attention.

77 posted on 12/22/2003 9:34:39 AM PST by duckln
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To: duckln
That is why you Buchananites, and your candidate, do so poorly in the polls.

You have no sense of humor.

FR HAS changed. It used to be that on slow news days that we could keep busy with stories like this.

Now we moved to 'chat.'

So there is your solution.

Stay out of chat.
78 posted on 12/22/2003 9:40:54 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: duckln
I understand what you're trying to say, however the "Man Chops off own testicle in Dispute with wife." title isn't one that you would have to sort through to know that it dealt with a subject matter you don't want to be involved with.
79 posted on 12/22/2003 9:41:25 AM PST by HELLRAISER II (Give us another tax break Mr. President)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar; Ciexyz; Sidebar Moderator
"It means the mod lost his sense of humor."

Well now it's been moved to "the backroom", wherever that is.

The mod seems to be supersensitive to this discussion.

80 posted on 12/22/2003 9:49:22 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: mseltzer
Painful?

Put some ice on it.

81 posted on 12/22/2003 10:53:43 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"My wife may be small. But she's strong... first baby come out sideways.And she didn't even scream or nuthin."

Excellent! My wife had a two at a time and DID have a few choice words to say at "the escape". Since we knew in advance what was expected, I asked her to "scream" ........... 'let them both be conservatives'. However, her words came out slightly differently.

Oh well.

82 posted on 12/22/2003 11:01:07 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: mseltzer
A moose bit off one of my sister's nuts while I was in the shower.

Is your sister's name, Janet?

83 posted on 12/22/2003 11:03:00 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
That'll show her...
84 posted on 12/22/2003 11:23:48 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Another great line.
"How cold do you think it is?"

"One."
85 posted on 12/22/2003 11:28:13 AM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Rightly Biased
"We were robbed!"

"Oh... Do you think so????"
86 posted on 12/22/2003 11:38:58 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Those aren't pillows"
87 posted on 12/22/2003 12:26:27 PM PST by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: DannyTN
The mod seems to be supersensitive to this discussion.

No,the mods are not 'supersensitive to this discussion'.

A good deal of our actions are based on complaints from others.We evaluated these complaints and act if appropriate.

Some threads get out of hand early and we have several choices: pull the thead, ban people, or move the thread.

In this case, the thread has nothing to do with FR's purpose and rather than pull it, we put it in the Smokey Back Room where people are warned that language and opinions are looser than in the other forums

88 posted on 12/22/2003 1:23:37 PM PST by Sidebar Moderator
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To: mseltzer
There is corrective surgery for that nowadays.

Yes, but as much as I like men, that would make me gay. Think I'll just live with my "birth defect."

89 posted on 12/22/2003 7:48:50 PM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: farmfriend
You are confusing gay with transgendered. That is so "unenlightened" of you. Lucky for you that I am in a forgiving mood, or I would seek your banishment from FR for insulting our gay and transgendered friends. Go back to public school and re-learn your sexual terminology please.
90 posted on 12/22/2003 11:51:00 PM PST by mseltzer (Happy Chanukah)
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To: thesummerwind
NO! just half nuts'!!!!!
91 posted on 12/23/2003 3:02:10 AM PST by .45MAN (I don't know, What I don't know)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
at least he didn't go off half-cocked ...
92 posted on 12/23/2003 4:37:38 AM PST by fnord (Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence)
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To: MotleyGirl70
I was wondering if you cut one off, can the other one fall out of the hole?
93 posted on 12/24/2003 3:49:24 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: duckln; 11th Earl of Mar
OMG, he is deeply saddened.....
94 posted on 12/24/2003 3:52:42 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: fnord
at least he didn't go off half-cocked ...

OMG, words escape me.

95 posted on 12/24/2003 3:55:42 AM PST by EuroFrog (A chicken by any other name still tastes like chicken.)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Not sure we got the full story here ?? ...


If you don't, then I WILL !! ...


96 posted on 12/28/2003 3:09:18 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: autoresponder; PhilDragoo
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97 posted on 12/28/2003 3:10:45 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Hillary is a TRAITOR !!: http://Richard.Meek.home.comcast.net/HitlerTraitor6.JPG)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Man chops off own testicle in a dispute with his wife? Bet he's a Democrat.
98 posted on 12/29/2003 8:34:27 PM PST by NCPAC
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To: thesummerwind
One of my favorites is Steve Martin and the pillow. Great movie.
99 posted on 12/30/2003 2:02:50 PM PST by SavannahMan
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To: DannyTN
good one!
100 posted on 01/06/2004 6:29:25 PM PST by Walnut
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