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Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife
Yahoo ^ | 12/22/03

Posted on 12/22/2003 8:10:12 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar

Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife

NAIROBI (Reuters) - A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday.

Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily.

"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. "If we get evidence that he tried to take his life, then we may charge him because it is a criminal offence."


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1 posted on 12/22/2003 8:10:13 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Unfortunately, this guy can still contribute to the gene pool.
2 posted on 12/22/2003 8:10:56 AM PST by So Cal Rocket
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"Ten dollars and my right nut says we are not landing in St. Louis."

- Del Griffith [John Candy] in Planes, Trains and Automobiles
3 posted on 12/22/2003 8:11:42 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: mhking
Just D*mn?
4 posted on 12/22/2003 8:11:47 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles

Maybe you should put a little ice on it.

5 posted on 12/22/2003 8:11:53 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
ROFL!!!!!!!!
6 posted on 12/22/2003 8:12:17 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Ouch!
7 posted on 12/22/2003 8:12:25 AM PST by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Well, he did say he'd give his left nut for that new SUV.
8 posted on 12/22/2003 8:12:39 AM PST by TurtleTrap
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
What? Is the guy nuts?
9 posted on 12/22/2003 8:12:46 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Man Chops Off Own Testicle in Dispute With Wife

That'll teach her!

10 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:03 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
That's gonna leave scar.


11 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:03 AM PST by leadpenny
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Wow, he showed her!
12 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:06 AM PST by Jim Cane
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
It took balls to do that!
13 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:09 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Excellence In Posting Since 1999)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Kenya top that?
14 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:11 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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To: Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Have a ball!
15 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:27 AM PST by Constitution Day ("Day by day,case by case,[SCOTUS] is busy designing a Constitution for a country I do not recognize")
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To: martin_fierro
Hehehehe, what an ass!
16 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:34 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
WHAT?!??

He's argueing with his wife, so he cuts his OWN chabungee off?
Then, he walks to the POLICE station to report the incident?!?
I'm sure the police were just WAITING to hear that piece of news.... What did he expect the cops to do - give him a stapler or some tape???
17 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:42 AM PST by JustPlainJoe
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To: So Cal Rocket
Give him a break. WHO HASN'T done that before?
18 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:49 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Maybe he shoulda started by cutting off his nose to spite his face.
19 posted on 12/22/2003 8:13:58 AM PST by Moosilauke
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
She won that argument!
20 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:12 AM PST by January24th
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To: leadpenny
...scar...

Yes, but it was a small sackrifice.

21 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:15 AM PST by Jim Cane
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To: thesummerwind
What? Is the guy nuts?

Only half as much as he used to be.

22 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:18 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Didn't want to give her the pleasure?
23 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:28 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
DARWIN MAN OF THE YEAR FOR 2003...
24 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:37 AM PST by tubebender (Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see...)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
In my opinion my wife nor any other female in the world is worth one of my nuts. If it was that bad I think I would've just left, with both my both of my testicles intact.
25 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:45 AM PST by HELLRAISER II (Give us another tax break Mr. President)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife..."

Talk about whipped... Yeeeshhhh!!!!

26 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:48 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
By the way.........that is one great movie. Martin and Candy were brilliant. I'll bet that movie, over the years, is betterly appreciated.

Remember Candy making money selling the shower curtain rings to make some cash?

Brilliant!

27 posted on 12/22/2003 8:14:49 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
In this country the wives just let their lawyers do that.
28 posted on 12/22/2003 8:15:24 AM PST by CaptRon
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
2nd time's the charm
29 posted on 12/22/2003 8:15:26 AM PST by breakem
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
Maybe he wanted to give it to his wife to put in her lockbox for Kwaanza!
30 posted on 12/22/2003 8:15:45 AM PST by JustPlainJoe
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
ROFL!!!! This is going to be a ball-breaking thread!
31 posted on 12/22/2003 8:15:50 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: HELLRAISER II
In my opinion my wife nor any other female in the world is worth one of my nuts.

You're just being mean. :)

32 posted on 12/22/2003 8:16:12 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles

Left or right?

33 posted on 12/22/2003 8:16:18 AM PST by putupon ("Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders!"-Presidente Jorge Dubya del Rino Arbusto)
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To: tubebender
DARWIN MAN OF THE YEAR FOR 2003...

But he is only half way there.

34 posted on 12/22/2003 8:16:22 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: thesummerwind
They weren't shower rings. They were Czechoslavakian Ivory. Filled with helium (so they're very light.)
35 posted on 12/22/2003 8:16:32 AM PST by TheBigB (...international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is. - Ann Coulter)
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To: San Jacinto
That'll teach her!

Wuss! If he really wanted to show her, he'd cut 'em both off!

36 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:03 AM PST by T Minus Four
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To: JustPlainJoe
LOL!
37 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:11 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
"He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife"...

Yeah, that'll teach her.

38 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:13 AM PST by truthkeeper
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
"It took balls to do that!"

I'm sorry, but that's just NUTS!!!

39 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:21 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: farmfriend
I hate when that happens.
40 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:36 AM PST by mseltzer (Can anyone give my cat a good home? Really! Please?)
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To: HELLRAISER II
In my opinion my wife nor any other female in the world is worth one of my nuts. If it was that bad I think I would've just left, with both my both of my testicles intact.

Always thinking of yourself, aren't you?

41 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:37 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
What does it mean when they move a thread to Chat? That you can't find it anymore?
42 posted on 12/22/2003 8:17:42 AM PST by Ciexyz
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To: MotleyGirl70
It gives new meaning to "Your wife has you by the balls." my wife may have leverage through the kids, finance etc...but she'll never have enough leverage that I would have to giver her one of my nads.
43 posted on 12/22/2003 8:18:10 AM PST by HELLRAISER II (Give us another tax break Mr. President)
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To: TheBigB
And they made the teenage girls look much older too.
44 posted on 12/22/2003 8:18:36 AM PST by mseltzer (Can anyone give my cat a good home? Really! Please?)
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To: MotleyGirl70
Apparently, she didn't give a fig... so he did.
45 posted on 12/22/2003 8:18:51 AM PST by Jim Cane
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To: TheBigB; thesummerwind
"They make you look... nineteen." [girls start handing over cash]
46 posted on 12/22/2003 8:18:56 AM PST by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: HELLRAISER II
She's a real ball-breaker! :)
47 posted on 12/22/2003 8:19:03 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: putupon
"Left or right?"

As in, "I'd give my left nut to win this argument!"?

48 posted on 12/22/2003 8:19:07 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: San Jacinto
You're killing me.

I thought I was an a**hole when I had an disagreement with my wife last summer, when I gave in and told her I'd cut the grass (in preparation for an upcoming family party) in the rain.

49 posted on 12/22/2003 8:19:09 AM PST by thesummerwind (like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: 11th Earl of Mar
When it comes to the Ol family jewels, yes sir I most definately am looking out for myself.
50 posted on 12/22/2003 8:19:25 AM PST by HELLRAISER II (Give us another tax break Mr. President)
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