Lesbians Declare Support for Dean with New Website: Dykes for Dean

Dykes for Dean ^ | December 27, 2003 | nwrep

[nwrep]

Jumping on the bandwagon of the Osama loving abortionist from Vermont, Democrat Howard Dean, is yet another influential group, "Dykes". A new website, Dykes for Dean, has been setup by this group, and is selling various election gear to raise campaign money for their favorite Democratic Homo Sapien.

Apparently unaware that the people their candidate defends, Saddam and Osama, would cut their heads off and send their bodies through a carpet shredder, these idiots are calling on oeople to send in their "Gay Money" to help elect America's first Gay President.

In addition, a group calling itself "Gays for Dean" has also started a website soliciting support from the Fairy community for Dean.

[Old Sarge]

send in their "Gay Money" to help elect America's first Gay President.

Is this true???

Is this series?<p.Is this hugh?

[nwrep]

Transgendered Queens for Dean pose in a picture below:

[tioga]

-gee catchy phrase, they've raised a whopping $875 on their website.....mmmm, could get him elected. -or will this thread disappear? LOL

[Calpernia]

Ping.

[nwrep]

[al baby]

by Wm. Steven Humphrey



Make Money the Gay Way!

There are two reasons why I sometimes wonder if I'm gay: (a) I often dream of Colin Farrell and his underpants, and (b) I like money. A gross generalization? Perhaps. Maybe it's because they were never hampered by so many dead-end breeder-style relationships, but it is nevertheless a scientific fact: Gays like to make money.

"OH, REALLY?!" I hear you expel. "Well, Mr. Wm.™ Steven Hump-Me, I've certainly heard tell of a wiener or two in your mouth--so pray tell, where's all YOUR money?" Good question! My problem is that I'm a "dabbler." This is to say that when my mouth is full, so are my pockets. However, when I see a sweet piece of pootie-pie? All my hard-earned dough flies out the window! So even though I get double the booty from my dabbling lifestyle, I only get half the money. This is my curse.

Now my only problem is trying to decide if I had a point to make when I started this article ah, yes! My point was, "Since gays have more money, we should try to make more money off the gays!" And before you blow your self-righteous wig, I'm not talking about stealing their money I just think more products and services should be marketed to gays, besides those hideous rainbow flags and the occasional studded cock ring. I mean, C'MON! Where are the gay exotic reptile stores? Where are the gay mattress factory outlets? Where are the gay magazines (besides Details and Martha Stewart Living)?

Once again it's up to TELEVISION to overcome the capitalistic homophobia of this country, and produce new gay products for this increasingly gay world. And I'm not talking about another "very special episode" of Will & Grace, either! I'm talking about the gayest of all gay cable networks, BRAVO. While any jackass can write a gay sitcom, only the brainiest of jackasses can come up with a GAY REALITY SHOW! And happily for all you Gaylord McGayersons out there, Bravo has come up with not one, but two of 'em!

The first debuts in July and is called Queer Eye for

[nwrep]

PING

[quadrant]

Clinton was our first black president (at least according to Toni Morrison)and now Dean wants to be our first gay
president.
The question is if Dean looses, in 2008who will his successor as the Democratic nominee want to be?

[Texagirl4W]

The website is there. The first pop-up I got was to join. UGGHHHH - I got out of there quick.

[al baby]

[buffyt]

I always figured that lesbians preferred Bush.....

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

What's next? Lezzies for Lieberman?

[Khurkris]

...Oh yeah...this is gonna be a big help...

[MeekOneGOP]

You go, Howie ! Me and my man/men/whatever
are behind ya all tha way ! ...

[gcruse]

Dykes for Dean reminds me of Clean for Gene.
Those of a certain age will remember how THAT turned out.

[autoresponder]

trifecta

[sopwith]

http://www.cafeshops.com/outrightdean/178354
From their site in case anyone wants to do some shopping.
NOT

[Ole Okie]

You go, Howie ! Me and my man/men/whatever are behind ya all tha way ! ...

I think he/she/it will also cover the waterfront.