why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: trussell; NicknamedBob

I'm a pretty good salesperson. ;-)

47,501 posted on 11/30/2004 3:56:46 PM PST by tuliptree76

Well, they do tend to migrate from time to time, particularly when they've got a snootful.

That's when they end up in other places, more by accident than intent.

And they are called other names...

47,502 posted on 11/30/2004 3:58:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book,"Outlandish!"= Hot!, handle with care!...AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne)

47,503 posted on 11/30/2004 3:58:19 PM PST by tuliptree76

That was pure luck. I came on and it was at '98.

47,504 posted on 11/30/2004 4:02:30 PM PST by Asphalt (Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else)

"I'm a pretty good salesperson."

We make a good team. I'm looking forward to the first wine production.

47,505 posted on 11/30/2004 4:02:50 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book,"Outlandish!"= Hot!, handle with care!...AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne)

Muttly is 47,501.

Woo-Hoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess I don't have to say anything on-topic, evidently.

probably 502 by now though............

47,506 posted on 11/30/2004 4:12:28 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")

47,507 posted on 11/30/2004 4:13:10 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")

To: NicknamedBob

We make a good team.

Yes, we do. :-)

47,508 posted on 11/30/2004 4:17:04 PM PST by tuliptree76

Hi PoorMuttly! It's nice to meet you.

47,509 posted on 11/30/2004 4:18:05 PM PST by tuliptree76

It is very nice to meet you too.

I am one of the Official Typing Dogs of FR, as you probably know.

I get to run around the internet and dig all the holes that I want, as long as I don't try to escape from the back yard, or get anywhere the birdbath.

47,510 posted on 11/30/2004 4:24:16 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")

what is the story w/ this post??? i just don't get it.

47,511 posted on 11/30/2004 4:27:28 PM PST by zwerni (has Dan Rather conceded yet? Or is he still looking for a combination that will get kerry the win?)

47,512 posted on 11/30/2004 4:28:11 PM PST by Asphalt (Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else)

Me neither. It seems to be among the Undead. All the people who started it have probably died of old age by now. I haven't even bothered to check. It was annoying then, and now has a life of its own...if you can call it that.

It rivals some of our extended gun threads, of which I have been dubbed the Official Gunshop Porch Pooch. Well, most of the time I am under the porch...which is where the varmints are...I just know it. I'll get one some day, too !

47,513 posted on 11/30/2004 4:32:51 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")

47,514 posted on 11/30/2004 4:40:08 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

Already dead. Can't get much deader...

47,515 posted on 11/30/2004 4:40:37 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)

To: NicknamedBob

Scottish Fly
Is why Scotsmen don't wear pants

A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: "I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo!" Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. The patron takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn't believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12-year-old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied. All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching. He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says: "Shay mishter, tashte this!" The patron obliges...he promptly spits it out. "It tastes like pee," he shoots back at the drunk. The drunk replies: "How old am I?"

47,516 posted on 11/30/2004 4:44:19 PM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power)

Well then. I guess I'm the only one that found that pic funny.

Oh, it's funny alright. That sporran is so inappropriate for the outfit and time of day... Where on earth did that piper learn how to dress...?!

47,517 posted on 11/30/2004 4:49:23 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || All I want for Christmas is a legitimate governor.)

To: tuliptree76; Laura Earl; Darkchylde; trussell; Dead Corpse

The Undead Thread is turning into a freaking Bureaucracy!!

Why do I say that? -- Because I find myself in the idiotic position of having to write a Mission Statement for the purpose of choosing the appropriate garb for squishing grapes!!

Ridiculous? It’s unimaginable!! Still, one does what one must to avoid the onslaught of chaos. Very well, then.

Mission Statement -- Defining the Appropriate Protective Clothing for the Initial Stages of Wine Production

Goal of Decision to be made:

The success of our decision will be determined by two things, and two things only, the quality of the product, and the safety and comfort of the employees. (Note: Although the staff of Viniculturists is largely Voluntary, we consider it more respectful to refer to them as employees.)

Safety: Grape juice is relatively mild, and safe for exposure to human skin. It does, however, contain modest amounts of fruit acids and tannin. For this reason, we are doing everything we can to minimize any areas of extended contact, abrasion, or irritation. The utility “grape-squishing” garment is selected with that in mind.

Comfort: The Garments Utilized for Squishing Selected Ingredients Efficiently and Safely, hereinafter called “Gussies”, in addition to being rather stylish, were also selected for comfort. Here is how the search was made:
-- Under the Category Clothing, the following parameters were entered, Soft, Comfort, Modesty, Eliminate Chafing, Breathable Fabric, Freedom of Movement

(We thought we might have to compromise on one or two of these parameters, such as modesty, but we were delighted to find a manufacturer who could readily supply us with several dozen. We ordered them immediately!)

Protection of Product Quality: In keeping with our philosophy of producing only the best quality wines and grape juices, we also received from the manufacturer an assurance that these articles are durably made, and do not have metal fasteners or other loosely connected parts which could detach and contaminate the product. In fact, they are made as a seamless one-piece garment, which exactly fit our requirements. We know that when you get “Gussied Up”, you will wear them with pride.

End of Statement
___________________________________________________________________

There, whew! ... I’m glad that’s all settled!

47,518 posted on 11/30/2004 4:50:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (My first book,"Outlandish!"= Hot!, handle with care!...AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne)

To: NicknamedBob; Laura Earl; Darkchylde; trussell; Dead Corpse

47,519 posted on 11/30/2004 4:53:43 PM PST by tuliptree76

Drat! There used to be a group called "Bag Full o' Cats" with some cuts of their music online... they seem to be gone now. *\:-(

47,520 posted on 11/30/2004 4:54:27 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || All I want for Christmas is a legitimate governor.)

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