why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

how thingamabobby....

[Monkey Face]

I can never get enough Meatloaf...*heh!*

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

[Baraonda]

Happy New Year.

Dead Corpse? Isn't that redundant?

[Dead Corpse]

Check my profile page...

[Baraonda]

I had meatloaf tonight too.

I bet you you're a pretty face.

Happy New Year!!

[Jen]

Whoa, you're fast with the Google search!

Yep! I switched to Firefox browser a few weeks ago and it has a Google search bar at the top of the browser page. Makes Googling fast and easy! And, there are 6 or so other search engines in a drop down list you can use too. Way cool!

[timpad]

At the present rate, this thread will expire sometime around 4:35 AM CST. Should we start a pool to pick the exact time?

[A CA Guy]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right - it's O.K. -
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and ev'rybody shakin'
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' Alive.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help, me, yeah.
Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help, me, yeah.
Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... )

[Dead Corpse]

I should almost hit the abuse button on that one... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

"I was wondering a few things:

How did y'all choose your particular screen names?

Where's the thread that'll take in all us UT inhabitants when we're kicked out of our home here?"

My ex-squeeze gave me my screen name. He had seen a B&W movies with Cary Grant and Myrna Loy...Cary says, "Whaddya say, Monkey Face?!" (Or something on that order...) And it has been with me ever since -- even have a CB handle by that name...

[Knitting A Conundrum]

One last post from me, and then I turn into a pumpkin...but if I miss the big takeoff from the old thread to the new, I'll see you in the new place!

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

[Jen]

Oh fooey! I can't stay up that long. Well, I 'could' but I shouldn't.

[airborne]

Never cared for the Bee Gees. I guess it was over played on the radio, but it annoys me still.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Hey, I like that whole album!

[timpad]

Oh, I'd expect it to slow a bit. I'm in for 6:22 AM CST.

[A CA Guy]

Here is one of my favorites of all time.

Try to remember the kind of September
when life was slow and oh, so mellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
when gras was green and grain was yellow.
Try to remember the kind of September
you were a tender and callow fellow.

Try to remember and if you rememer, then follow,
(echo) follow, follow, follow, follow
follow, follow, follow, follow.
Try to remember when life was so tender
that no one wept except the willow.
Try to remember when life was so tender
that dreams were kept beside your pillow.
Try to remember when life was so tender
that love was an ember about to billow.
[chorus]
Deep in December it's nice to remember it's nice
to remember altho' you know the snow will follow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember it's nice
to remember without a hurt the heart is hollow.
Deep in December it's nice to remember it's nice
to remember the fire of September that made use mellow.
[chorus]

[Jen]

Cool! Nice meeting you. I'm not staying up much longer so I'll see you on the new thread.

[Genesis defender]

Good night all. It's been a reeeaaally long day, and yours truly needs lots of extra sleep.

Will the UT end before this day is out? We'll see....

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[Victoria Delsoul]

I'm getting tired, too. Yikes. I'll see you tomorrow, everybody.

It was fun.

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[NYTexan]

yes it is!

Switching to semi-auto posting mode!

[Monkey Face]

"I had meatloaf tonight too.

I bet you you're a pretty face.

Happy New Year!!"

Check my profile page and call me if you change your mind...Happy New Year to you, as well!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I liked'em pre-disco:

Ooh you’re a holiday , such a holiday
Ooh you’re a holiday , such a holiday

It’s something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If not then you’re throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones

Ooh it’s a funny game
Don’t believe that it’s all the same
Can’t think what I’ve just said
Put the soft pillow on my head

Millions of eys can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It’s unkind, it’s unkind

De de de de de de de de de de de de de
De de de de de de de de de de de de de

Yet millions of eyes can see
Yet why am I so blind
When the someone else is me
It’s unkind, it’s unkind

Ooh you’re a holiday , ev’ry day , such a holiday
Now it’s my turn to say , and I say you’re a holiday
It’s something I thinks worthwhile
If the puppet makes you smile
If now then you’re throwing stones
Throwing stones , throwing stones

De de de de de de de de de de de de de de

___________
Now i do have to turn into a pumpkin. See ya later alligators!

[Jen]

Good night. Nice meeting you!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

oooh....I always liked that song..

[airborne]

We East Coasters are getting ready to sleep. It's almost 2 AM, and I have to get up by 8.

[Jen]

Good night Victoria. I'm right behind you. This was fun!

[airborne]

G'night!

[A CA Guy]

Pretty woman walkin’ down the street
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet
Pretty woman, I don’t believe you
You’re not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Mercy

Pretty woman, won’t you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn’t help but see
Pretty woman, and you look lovely as can be
Are you lonely just like me

Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, talk a while
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty woman, look my way
Pretty woman, say you’ll stay with me

Cause I need you
I’ll treat you right
Come with me baby
Be mine tonight

Pretty woman, don’t walk on by
Pretty woman, don’t make me cry
Pretty woman, don’t walk away
Ok

If that’s the way it must be, ok
I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late
There’ll be tomorrow night

But wait, what do I see?
Is she walking back to me?
Yeah, she’s walking back to me
O-oh
Pretty woman.

[Dead Corpse]

Actually, most early dialers for BBs's and for later, early versions of AOL, you were limited to a certain number of characters. After running under the name raven1 for a while, I tried switching over to AOL. Tried thanatosviscera. Too many characters. deathsbody was on too long. deadcorpse. Dang. dcorpse was suggested and I ran with it for a while.

Once things got straightened out with more characters, spaces, and longer names, I re-lengthened it to Dead Corpse and left it there. On some boards I'm Rev. Dead Corpse.

[Monkey Face]

"Never cared for the Bee Gees. I guess it was over played on the radio, but it annoys me still."

I HATE falsetto voices!

GAH!

[A CA Guy]

We’re caught in a trap
I can’t walk out
Because I love you too much baby

Why can’t you see
What you’re doing to me
When you don’t believe a word I say?

We can’t go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can’t build our dreams
On suspicious minds

So, if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again
Asking where I’ve been
You can’t see these tears are real
I’m crying

We can’t go on together
With suspicious minds
And be can’t build our dreams
On suspicious minds

Oh let our love survive
Or dry the tears from your eyes
Let’s don’t let a good thing die

When honey, you know
I’ve never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah

[Dead Corpse]

Don't do that. The Admin Mods don't like it. Seriously. You get this thread locked now and I'll haunt your every post.

[A CA Guy]

Congrats on the last 888!

[tuliptree76]

Good night, you three!

[airborne]

Their older stuff was OK. 'Massachussetts', 'I Started a Joke'.

[Victoria Delsoul]

It sure was. Let's do lunch tomorrow. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Everything from here on out is a "last" something. ;-)

[Victoria Delsoul]

Nighty night, Tulip. See you tomorrow.

[Baraonda]

Just did. Corpse etymology: 1 obsolete : a human or animal body whether living or dead 2 a : a dead body especially of a human being b : the remains of something discarded or defunct That adorable little girl must be your little angel, right? That look and those eyes...those eyes! God bless her.

[NicknamedBob]

Moving the Castle

In the faint light of false dawn, the castle sits quietly, eerie stillness presages monumental events to come. The top of each trapezoidal tower opens slowly.

Strange sounds emanate as a frothy substance begins to extrude and expand. Bubble-gum blowing on an industrial scale. At first looking like a pastry chef’s hat, the shapeless form continues to expand. Large panel doors four stories high open on the trapezoidal structures to reveal tremendous engines on gimbaled struts. The engines extend outward and deploy.

Overhead, the plastic bubbles continue to expand, like parachutes operating in reverse. They reach up, higher and higher, expanding as they go. Veins of thread and rope-like material begin to show in the surface texture, apparently lending strength to the material. The expanding balloons seem to be like dragonfly wings, growing and inflating from a crumpled nothingness to an iridescent beauty in the early morning sunlight.

The engines fire with a muted roar, their exhaust dark and smoky at first, but soon clearing until only the dancing images show the heat of them. A funnel-shape catches and redirects the hot gases back into the structure. Now the balloons begin to inflate steadily, rising into the cool air of the morning like a slumberer stretching as he rises from his bed.

Soon there is the appearance of a huddle of clouds over the castle. The huge balloons, fully inflated, strain like captured moons to exert their tidal pull on the immovable mass of stone, and earth, and steel.

The jet engines roar to full power, flattening the grasses below them. Steam rises from the ground. Below the castle, the hydraulic vanes spring fully open, and the castle lurches upward half a foot. Then it steadies. Dirt begins to cascade downward around the periphery as the huge steel basket rises up, like a potted plant pulled up by its roots.

The castle rises. The gray steel walls of the basket move upward like the bucket of a tremendous earth-mover. Up, up they rise. A gaping wound in the Earth remains behind. Cascading dirt and water fall like rain. And like a vengeful rain-cloud the tremendous mass hovers over, and shades the pit it is leaving behind.

Upward still, and now the view across the empty pit can be seen. Bare dirt and rock line the walls, and underground springs begin washing muddily down to the bottom. A new lake will be born here; a round empondment called Lake Fate.

Inside the castle, all is as it was. Fires continue to burn in the fireplaces. Kitchen attendants watch over the rising bread. Revelers revel.

Those who are sleeping continue to sleep. Few notice the gentle turning of the sun across the walls as the castle spins very slowly in the air. The jet engines continue to roar with undiminished intensity, but inside the courtyard, the sound seems distant. Birds flutter among the fruit trees near the castle walls.

Majestically, magically, the castle rises, slowly moving eastward, rushing to meet the new day. Gaining altitude, it picks up a little speed with the upper air currents, but this will be a leisurely trip, like the old-fashioned dirigibles. Stately, dignified, and this one is not flammable.


The journey to its new home has begun.

[MEG33]

http://www.minibite.com/oldies/magicmoment.htm

[Jen]

I'm an East coaster too. Georgia girl. I'm an owl and I'd love to stay up all night and party and kill this thread - and I would if I could sleep all the next day! hahahaha But, I'd better head to bed. It's been fun! Whoever keeps the ping list, please add me. Y'all are a fun bunch.

[Monkey Face]

"Don't do that. The Admin Mods don't like it. Seriously. You get this thread locked now and I'll haunt your every post."

And if THAT doesn't scare you, I will be behind him to make sure nothing is missed! We came too close to losing it once, and I, for one, am not about to lose it THIS CLOSE to the end!

No joke!

[A CA Guy]

Congrats on the last 893.