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why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate

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To: tuliptree76

got it...


52,701 posted on 12/08/2004 7:19:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

You did it! Our guest bird was a tasteful gray with white wings. His (her?) name was Henrie (Henry?), and she (he?) has a nice new home with some swell people over west of Asheville.


52,702 posted on 12/08/2004 7:19:52 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
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To: tuliptree76

And yet another one for you.... congrats.


52,703 posted on 12/08/2004 7:23:05 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Darksheare

Hi Darks!



Thanks!
I am cautiously optomistic.


52,704 posted on 12/08/2004 7:24:10 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks.


52,705 posted on 12/08/2004 7:24:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Dead Corpse

Thanks.


52,706 posted on 12/08/2004 7:24:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tiamat

Understood!
I've seen Banks that were lucky to find their own noses, but they were all in my area.


52,707 posted on 12/08/2004 7:26:28 PM PST by Darksheare (You must be this tall to read this tagline.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Must be talking about "mensch".

A mensch is a "good guy".

Yiddish term


52,708 posted on 12/08/2004 7:26:31 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Dead Corpse

"As your attourney, I advise you to take a hit, from the little brown bottle in my shaving kit."


52,709 posted on 12/08/2004 7:29:19 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse; tiamat; tuliptree76; Conspiracy Guy; Monkey Face; Darkchylde; Tax-chick; ...
ZOT! Because We Can!

It’s ZOT! Because we can! We said,
The bad fate troll and the Undead Thread.
It seemed a worthy thing to save,
We had such fun dancing on his grave!

What is this thread about? You ask.
It doesn’t have a single task.
We celebrate an expired troll,
The dying swan his finest role.

Why so ignominious a deed?
'Cause he exemplified the breed!
With ignorance coming out his ears,
Songs of woe, and crocodilian tears.

He said he posted for the Juws,
That we should walk within their shoes.
He only proved he couldn’t spell.
We sent his shriveled soul to ... well...

We have no orthographic test,
On spelling bees, we’re not the best,
But trolls have brains much like a bird's,
You’ll know their sign -- you must guess the words.

He was a Phantirathic slave,
We zotted fast and paved his grave.
We danced and partied, sang and strolled,
Upon the asphalt we had rolled.

It was a moment so sublime,
We didn’t leave when it grew time.
We held a dialogue of sorts,
We talked of weather, and of sports.

We spoke of what we’d like to see,
If someone used this property.
At last the thought occurred to some,
To build a Mansion on this slum!

A castle rose into the heights,
Where once we gave a troll last rites.
A moat protected those inside,
And trinkets made from jj’s hide.

We partied long into the night,
And still went on when it grew bright.
We couldn’t seem to take a hint,
The property owner seemed absent.

I guess we owned it all together,
It brought us shelter from the weather,
And gave a focus for our thought,
What irony a troll had wrought!

We built and tunneled more and more,
Eventually, we found the floor,
A limit to our building boom,
That hinted at impending Doom!

Sixty-five thousand five thirty-five,
But until then we’ll surely thrive.
No one will note who says the most,
What counts is who will get Last Post!

Last Post! The last of its breed!
Up until then, we’ll pay no heed,
Except to note the coming Dread,
Of no more posts to the Undead Thread.

NicknamedBob . . . . . December 8, 2004

52,710 posted on 12/08/2004 7:37:26 PM PST by NicknamedBob (AuthorHouse.Com ... BookStore ... Hawthorne ..."Outlandish!"...Science Fiction? Farce? Marital Aid?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Well, phooey. The second disc of the Northern Exposure set isn't working (on the DVD player, or the computer) so he'll have to exchange it. And double phooey, I think I hear the baby crying!

See y'all tomorrow!


52,711 posted on 12/08/2004 7:37:51 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
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To: NicknamedBob

*appplauds*

I like it. :-)


52,712 posted on 12/08/2004 7:40:28 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Wonderful, Bob! I hope you'll contribute some felicitously rhymed works about Juws in the 60,000's.


52,713 posted on 12/08/2004 7:40:52 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
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To: NicknamedBob

*sigh*

That should have read *applauds*.


52,714 posted on 12/08/2004 7:41:17 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob; All

VERY nice!

Now you realize, that you'll have to do a SECOND poem when we get to UT2?

I'm going to bed people.

i'm falling asleep.

Good night!



52,715 posted on 12/08/2004 7:42:15 PM PST by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: jj_fate
52,714 replies to this post and I have never gotten one in. So here it is...

MR

52,716 posted on 12/08/2004 7:43:09 PM PST by Morgan's Raider
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To: tiamat

Goodnight, tiamat.


52,717 posted on 12/08/2004 7:47:05 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Morgan's Raider

Hi, Morgan's Raider. I'm glad you could join us. :-)


52,718 posted on 12/08/2004 7:47:40 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Morgan's Raider

Good evening ... looks like it's going to be a slow one!


52,719 posted on 12/08/2004 7:48:41 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Children don't need counting, because whatever number you have, you never have enough.")
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To: NicknamedBob

Bravo. Very good indeed...


52,720 posted on 12/08/2004 7:51:47 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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