Skip to comments.Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
Posted on 12/01/2004 8:30:42 PM PST by Dan from Michigan
Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.
Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.
Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).
When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.
This is a funny thread. :)
,,, no, not elevate, simply highlight the fact that there's a bit of good in everyone.
As for the rest of what you've said, yes, it's a perversion, for certain. I tend to hate the sin and not the sinner. Best that I judge on that basis in case I'm judged myself - and I will be.
,,, I'm not going to ask you how you measure up "big boy".
Good. If you did, I'd wonder about you.
I refer you to Romans 1:26-32
 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
God has His limits too and after awhile, "gives them up" . If they'd repent then it would be a different story but homosexuals not only lie about a perverted sexual atraction they want to LEAD churches and flaunt it in your face - just like the guy on this thread did. Don't fall for it.
Me too. :)
Thank God for my Irish/Scandanavian ancesters.
As a straight male who likes the ladies, I concur. ;)
Believe it or not, you were never created to be "gay". Please know that your Creator can make you the way He intended you to be...and He is more than willing, because He loves you.
There is help. Focus on the Family has people who love to work with "gay" people to bring them into the fullness of life which was meant for them. I don't know if you have to go to one of their seminars, but please check out their website...lovewonout.com.
They do this because they know the truth, they love God, and they love you. I will pray for your healing.
I'm a festive conservative.
I think what he does sexually with other men is disgusting.
I pointed this out earlier in another thread, and I wonder if you concur. Is it easier to come out as gay to straights, or to come out as a conservative to other gays? I said that it's probably tougher to do the latter.
haha! that was funny! :) like the sarcasm mojo!
Thanks, Dan! You've just made my day!
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