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Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not
reuters ^ | 12-1-04

Posted on 12/01/2004 8:30:42 PM PST by Dan from Michigan

Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not

Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.


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To: shaggy eel

This is a funny thread. :)


51 posted on 12/02/2004 4:42:59 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: nmh
So you elevate an "honest" pervert above a psychopathical liar, clinton,

,,, no, not elevate, simply highlight the fact that there's a bit of good in everyone.

As for the rest of what you've said, yes, it's a perversion, for certain. I tend to hate the sin and not the sinner. Best that I judge on that basis in case I'm judged myself - and I will be.

52 posted on 12/02/2004 5:38:45 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: blackie

,,, I'm not going to ask you how you measure up "big boy".


53 posted on 12/02/2004 5:40:24 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: blackie; shaggy eel

Good. If you did, I'd wonder about you.


54 posted on 12/02/2004 6:19:30 PM PST by cyborg ( Hy verkwik my siel; Hy lei my in die spore van geregtigheid, om sy Naam ontwil.)
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To: shaggy eel
Funny ... God hates the sinner too!

The ugly truth is God doesn't compartMENTALIZE sin. The ensuing behavior (sin) is generated from the HEART of the person. God has no toleration for sin so you know the story ... He sent His Son to take on our punishment ... . It really isn't so that He doesn't hate the sinner. It is our job to do the best we can and with belief/faith our punishment was handled by Christ but it really isn't true that God separates the behavior of the person from the sin. The behavior reflects what is in the persons heart. When a person makes NO effort to stop the behavior He then gives them up. He has his limits to in waiting for someone to turn around.
55 posted on 12/02/2004 6:34:42 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: shaggy eel

I refer you to Romans 1:26-32

[26] For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

[27] And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[28] And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[29] Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

[30] Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

[31] Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

[32] Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

God has His limits too and after awhile, "gives them up" . If they'd repent then it would be a different story but homosexuals not only lie about a perverted sexual atraction they want to LEAD churches and flaunt it in your face - just like the guy on this thread did. Don't fall for it.


56 posted on 12/02/2004 6:40:17 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: shaggy eel

Good! :)


57 posted on 12/03/2004 11:56:19 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: cyborg

Me too. :)


58 posted on 12/03/2004 11:56:59 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Dan from Michigan

Thank God for my Irish/Scandanavian ancesters.


59 posted on 12/03/2004 2:00:25 PM PST by exnavy
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

As a straight male who likes the ladies, I concur. ;)


60 posted on 12/04/2004 9:35:31 AM PST by Bogey78O (Kerry surrendered Florida faster than he surrendered the Mekong Delta)
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To: mojojockey

Hi mojojockey...

Believe it or not, you were never created to be "gay". Please know that your Creator can make you the way He intended you to be...and He is more than willing, because He loves you.

There is help. Focus on the Family has people who love to work with "gay" people to bring them into the fullness of life which was meant for them. I don't know if you have to go to one of their seminars, but please check out their website...lovewonout.com.

They do this because they know the truth, they love God, and they love you. I will pray for your healing.


61 posted on 12/05/2004 2:42:53 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: nmh
No such thing as a "gay" conservative.

I'm a festive conservative.

I think what he does sexually with other men is disgusting.

Ditto.

62 posted on 12/06/2004 12:20:40 PM PST by cowboyway (My Hero's have always been cowboys.)
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To: mojojockey

I pointed this out earlier in another thread, and I wonder if you concur. Is it easier to come out as gay to straights, or to come out as a conservative to other gays? I said that it's probably tougher to do the latter.


63 posted on 12/06/2004 12:22:42 PM PST by dfwgator (It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
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To: mojojockey
would this be the thread for me to offer my expertise?

No.

64 posted on 12/06/2004 12:24:43 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: GSWarrior
This is the only thread I could ever possible use this cartoon.


65 posted on 12/06/2004 1:09:01 PM PST by fritzz (Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers)
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

haha! that was funny! :) like the sarcasm mojo!


66 posted on 12/09/2004 1:46:00 AM PST by aphrodite74
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To: fritzz

67 posted on 12/09/2004 1:51:02 AM PST by gortklattu (check out thotline dot com)
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To: Dan from Michigan
The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

Thanks, Dan! You've just made my day!

68 posted on 12/09/2004 6:25:11 AM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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