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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: freedumb2003

this is it


5,001 posted on 01/10/2005 6:50:57 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: airborne

Who's a lurker?


5,002 posted on 01/10/2005 6:51:02 AM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: airborne

AAARRRGGGHH!!!!


5,003 posted on 01/10/2005 6:51:10 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: freedumb2003; Conspiracy Guy
CG, post # 5,000 was intended for you.

My bad!

5,004 posted on 01/10/2005 6:52:29 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: freedumb2003
That's 2,000 and 5,000!!!

That's what you get for posting to yourself!

Do you talk to yourself too?

5,005 posted on 01/10/2005 6:55:02 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: airborne
Congrats. I even had a post staged to try and swipe it, but I experienced Workus Interuptus... ;-)

I'll get ya' next time...

5,006 posted on 01/10/2005 6:56:19 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: airborne

No problem. I was slaying a dragon.


5,007 posted on 01/10/2005 6:59:52 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Dead Corpse
It was just dumb luck.

I think Conspiracy Guy was trying to cheer me up, and FreeDumb was just talking over my head.

And I was all befuddled!

I got my posts crossed!

5,008 posted on 01/10/2005 7:01:49 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: airborne

Actually, I do talk to myself.

I frequently argue with myself and lose.


5,009 posted on 01/10/2005 7:01:51 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: freedumb2003; airborne

Live troll!!! Hurry


5,010 posted on 01/10/2005 7:03:41 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: freedumb2003

Not a problem. When people point out that I'm talking to myself, I tell them it's usually the only intelligent conversation I have all day.


5,011 posted on 01/10/2005 7:03:52 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

WHERE?


5,012 posted on 01/10/2005 7:04:29 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Linky-linky...


5,013 posted on 01/10/2005 7:06:54 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

link?


5,014 posted on 01/10/2005 7:07:54 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: airborne

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1317682/posts


5,015 posted on 01/10/2005 7:08:23 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Dead Corpse

I pinged first a minute ago. Then just now put up the link


5,016 posted on 01/10/2005 7:09:37 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: All

They pulled the troll.


5,017 posted on 01/10/2005 7:20:17 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
'dudeabides24' is a dead troll now. Gone with the Viking Kitties to the great beyond.

And on that note, I'm out of here!

5,018 posted on 01/10/2005 7:21:50 AM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: airborne

He'll be back. dudeabides is a recurrent idiot.


5,019 posted on 01/10/2005 7:24:57 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: airborne

Which, now that I think about it really sucks as The Big Lebowski was actually pretty funny....


5,020 posted on 01/10/2005 7:26:24 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Gone (pulled)

Not even worth a Zot, I guess.


5,021 posted on 01/10/2005 7:44:08 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Lefty Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON (thanks PJ-Comix!))
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To: airborne

They mushed him.

Later


5,022 posted on 01/10/2005 7:44:34 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: freedumb2003

Nope. But I got in on reply 2! I slew the troll by stabbething him quickly!


5,023 posted on 01/10/2005 7:47:27 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: All; yall
This is the --Undead Thread-- on its way to The Ultimate LimitTM: Last Post #65535.
FReepmail me if you want on or off the Undead Thread ping list.
This is a low-volume ping list (typically once every several days).
What is this thread all about? (A warning from the Admin Mods; suggested rules.)

5,024 posted on 01/10/2005 7:59:27 AM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: sionnsar
Drat! Got the wrong thread ID!




FReepmail me if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

What is this thread all about?

Some guidelines for posting on this thread.

5,025 posted on 01/10/2005 8:00:07 AM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: sionnsar

Hehhe... no big deal sionnsar. You do good work boy-o...


5,026 posted on 01/10/2005 8:09:01 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I mean, it's OK if it was you, but we need to come up with a sutiable Holiday graphic.
5,027 posted on 01/10/2005 8:27:00 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad
Here I am in holiday mode. Christmas 2003.


5,028 posted on 01/10/2005 8:31:11 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: airborne
Doc says he needs to drink lots of fluids for the first couple of days.

That's true, but Josie couldn't keep anything down the first 24 hours, not even a spoonful of liquid. However, she was very small; the anesthetic probably won't have the same effect on a large young man!

5,029 posted on 01/10/2005 8:36:15 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Far too nice a picture to associate with Idiot Leftist Spew Day.


5,030 posted on 01/10/2005 8:37:31 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I see I missed all the Troll excitement while I was at the Christian bookstore (pre-inventory clearance sale :-). And now it's time for James's lunch of mush. One thing after another around here ...


5,031 posted on 01/10/2005 8:37:49 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: timpad

I better keep looking.


5,032 posted on 01/10/2005 8:38:29 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Tax-chick

We'll try to save you a troll.


5,033 posted on 01/10/2005 8:39:07 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
I'm starting out fine this morning. While I was trying to get my dogs in and out for the first time of the day, the coffee filter fell over.

I was washing dog feet to keep them from bringing the swamp from outdoors in . I came into the kitchen to discover the counter was covered in coffee grounds and water. I strained what managed to actually go in the pot and am drinking it anyway as I clean up the counter.

Monday, Monday....as the Mamma's and Papa's play in my head.
5,034 posted on 01/10/2005 8:40:43 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (pun my typo if you dare.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I hate days like that


5,035 posted on 01/10/2005 8:47:55 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

There are probably many instances in my life that would have made a suitable graphic. Fortunately, cameras were rare at those events.


5,036 posted on 01/10/2005 8:49:18 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Going back to bed sounds like a good idea. Filtering the coffee got the larger grounds out but it has a slightly thickened texture. I'm going to drink it any way. My grit will be literal today.
5,037 posted on 01/10/2005 8:54:08 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (pun my typo if you dare.)
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To: timpad

I don't have many pictures that I am unarmed. I started to have a mock wedding picture with shoulder holster under tux.


5,038 posted on 01/10/2005 8:56:15 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Did Mrs. CG put an end to that, or what?


5,039 posted on 01/10/2005 8:59:28 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I had to clean one of those up last week. There are few worse messes, IMO. Grounds are like sand, the water stains, and it's hot...My coffee addiction is a burden sometimes.


5,040 posted on 01/10/2005 9:02:47 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Chewy coffee is good. Be sure to floss after.


5,041 posted on 01/10/2005 9:07:59 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Dead Corpse

Thanks!


5,042 posted on 01/10/2005 9:08:40 AM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: timpad

Morning timpad.

It was fortunate that some coffee went in the pot. I wasn't reduced to sucking it off the counter.


5,043 posted on 01/10/2005 9:09:31 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (pun my typo if you dare.)
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To: timpad

It was her idea to wear it.


5,044 posted on 01/10/2005 9:10:10 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Chewy coffee is good. Be sure to floss after.

Loved Turkish coffee in my college days...

5,045 posted on 01/10/2005 9:10:38 AM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: TASMANIANRED

I was tempted to squeeze it out of the paper towels, but resisted.


5,046 posted on 01/10/2005 9:11:11 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

You married very well. But then, we all knew that already.


5,047 posted on 01/10/2005 9:11:39 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad
It's pretty fortunate that we are only hooked on coffee.

We would be desperado's if it were something serious.
5,048 posted on 01/10/2005 9:20:56 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (pun my typo if you dare.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Yep, an addiction that makes you more alert, tastes good, is completely legal and only costs a few dollars a pound is one of the better ones, if you have to pick.


5,049 posted on 01/10/2005 9:26:13 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad
Boom-shacka-lacka...

5050...

5,050 posted on 01/10/2005 9:55:08 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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