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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!



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To: Dead Corpse

I'll just stick with my cursed low flow toilet.


5,081 posted on 01/10/2005 12:53:51 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I second.

Any disententions?


5,082 posted on 01/10/2005 12:54:16 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (pun my typo if you dare.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; MikeinIraq

I have personally witnessed his fine ability to recognize trolls..I hereby vote YEA.


5,083 posted on 01/10/2005 12:54:41 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; tiamat; ...

Beer Run, (Homeward Bound!)

Three short blasts of the klaxon draw the attention of the inhabitants as they look once more to the apparition on the low hill. Many smile as they watch the last of the beer trucks roll away.

The engines fire up with their customary puff of dark smoke, then tune to a clear exhaust. When the diverter funnels swing into position, the large hot air balloon surges with new life, lifting and swelling like a child being praised.

Passengers begin saying their Good-Byes and start the trek up to the loading ramp. Invariably, each one pauses in the climbing of the stairs to look over at the huge quantities of beer that have been brought aboard and secured in place. A few lick their lips as they then proceed upward.

Two more blasts of the signal resound and reverberate across the town. The time for departure draws near.


5,084 posted on 01/10/2005 12:54:55 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: BJClinton

I have no idea what this is about. I've never seen a toilet like that in Germany.


5,085 posted on 01/10/2005 12:55:07 PM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; MikeinIraq

MII will be an outstanding K'nigget.


5,086 posted on 01/10/2005 12:56:02 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: NicknamedBob

Whew! Almost missed getting on board...


5,087 posted on 01/10/2005 12:56:21 PM PST by sionnsar ( trad-anglican.faithweb.com || Iran Azadi || www.revotewa.com -- No governor from THIS vote!!)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; All

Thanks! :)


5,088 posted on 01/10/2005 12:56:36 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 8 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

And that's the work of a dog.


5,089 posted on 01/10/2005 12:56:40 PM PST by Laura Earl (1/2way290)
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To: Dead Corpse

Good that is two votes.


5,090 posted on 01/10/2005 12:58:01 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: TASMANIANRED; MikeinIraq; Dead Corpse

3 votes have it. Now he needs a title and a tour.


5,091 posted on 01/10/2005 12:59:07 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MEG33

4 votes.


5,092 posted on 01/10/2005 12:59:22 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; MikeinIraq
Make that three!
5,093 posted on 01/10/2005 12:59:46 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Proud listener to politically pornographic, freakish talk show host, Sean Hannity!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wait. I'm too drunk to fly!


5,094 posted on 01/10/2005 1:00:15 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Laura Earl

My feelings precisely


5,095 posted on 01/10/2005 1:00:37 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MikeinIraq; Conspiracy Guy

Ya got my vote


5,096 posted on 01/10/2005 1:00:46 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum (V minus 5 and counting))
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To: TASMANIANRED

He's in, with accolades. Welcome aboard MikeWhoUsedToBeInIraq!


5,097 posted on 01/10/2005 1:01:31 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: MikeinIraq

Looks like your in dude. Take some time to page randomly back through our wacky world.


5,098 posted on 01/10/2005 1:03:22 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: All

The weirdos are out. I just got a FReepmail from "truthandtrulycorrect". Basically the same hateful, vile crapola they spew over at the DUmp. Is it a school holiday or something?


5,099 posted on 01/10/2005 1:03:32 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Laura Earl

yep.


5,100 posted on 01/10/2005 1:04:09 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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