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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

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THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: timpad; Harmless Teddy Bear; Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL thanks!!!


5,101 posted on 01/10/2005 1:04:09 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 9 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
"Wait. I'm too drunk to fly!"

You'll be in charge of dispensing from the four kegs we have set up in the passenger lounge, for those who may have developed a thirst.

I'll take first watch, I'm as sober as a judge who doesn't live in California.

5,102 posted on 01/10/2005 1:04:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

yeah buddy...thanks...

I will get as far back as I can....

the nuts are well and truly out tonight....


5,103 posted on 01/10/2005 1:05:07 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 9 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: NicknamedBob

Maybe we need a beer swimming pool...St. Briget of Ireland (the real saint, not the mythic one), once tried to give her listeners some clue to the wonder of heaven.

Heaven, she said, was like a home on the shore of a sea of beer....


5,104 posted on 01/10/2005 1:06:38 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

5 or 6


5,105 posted on 01/10/2005 1:07:07 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
"1, 2, ....5"

"3 Sir..."

"3!"

Need to consult the Book of Armaments again...

5,106 posted on 01/10/2005 1:07:41 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; MikeinIraq; King Prout

King Prout will need to do all that shoulder tapping stuff but that is a mere formality at this point.


5,107 posted on 01/10/2005 1:09:20 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MikeinIraq
Nice job Mike.

Kick me when it's my turn for guard duty.

I'm gonna catch some ZZZZZZZZ's.

5,108 posted on 01/10/2005 1:09:40 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: airborne

Will do :)


5,109 posted on 01/10/2005 1:10:43 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 10 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: BJClinton
German dogs must be dying of thirst!
5,110 posted on 01/10/2005 1:12:56 PM PST by OSHA (I wish Huck Finn's last name was Fillary.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Ditka:

Ah, one of my favorite Viking moments, Ditka blowing up at Jim Harbaugh after Harbaugh, ahead 20-0, calls an audible in the Metrodome. Absolutely no one hears it because of the crowd noise, Todd Scott intercepts the ensuing pass-not-run and returns it for a TD.

20-7 Bears, but the comeback was on. Final score, 21-20 Vikings, 10/4/92.

Not that I'm a fan, or anything...
5,111 posted on 01/10/2005 1:15:17 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: jj_fate; sionnsar
Sory, JJ, ur apolojy has bean recanted

It iz a bit like Gore congratulatin Bush n 2000, and den getin da lawyrs out.

Al Gore: Why do I keep losing (Zot! Because you do).

5,112 posted on 01/10/2005 1:15:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Animals don't have Rights - But Man has Responsibilities to Animals.)
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To: timpad
Naah.

Not in the least.

Heh, heh.

5,113 posted on 01/10/2005 1:16:32 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Proud listener to politically pornographic, freakish talk show host, Sean Hannity!)
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To: Dead Corpse

You KNOW it's coming...


5,114 posted on 01/10/2005 1:17:20 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Dead Corpse
Nobody told me there'd be counting involved in this process.

(Downcast Smiley.)

5,115 posted on 01/10/2005 1:17:23 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Proud listener to politically pornographic, freakish talk show host, Sean Hannity!)
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To: Dead Corpse
Need to consult the Book of Armaments again...

For the holy handgrenade of Antioch.

5,116 posted on 01/10/2005 1:19:07 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The tax code: END IT, Don't mend it.)
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To: Dead Corpse

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!


BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.


SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--


MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.


SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'


MAYNARD:
Amen.


KNIGHTS:
Amen.


ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!


GALAHAD:
Three, sir!


ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

5,117 posted on 01/10/2005 1:20:32 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
Heaven, she said, was like a home on the shore of a sea of beer....

Ahhhh. She had a way with words.

5,118 posted on 01/10/2005 1:21:24 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The tax code: END IT, Don't mend it.)
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To: MikeinIraq

What's this you say? You are no longer in Iraq? Good. Finally!


5,119 posted on 01/10/2005 1:21:59 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: NicknamedBob
Can I work on the mezzanine deck?
5,120 posted on 01/10/2005 1:22:59 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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