I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

[hk409]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

GIMME A BRAKE ALREADY! YOU GUYS MUST BE THE BIGEST MORONS ON THE WORLD! THE BIGEST MORONS NEXT TO THAT SOFTWARE COMPANY I USED TO VISIT SIX YEARS AGO! OY YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! YOY! EACH TIME I TRYED TO POST SOMETHING NO MATTER HOW SMART! NO MATTER HOW CONSERVATIVE! EVEN IF I BEND OVER BACK AND DO BACK FLIPS AND THEN BEND OVER FOR THAT DUMB LIBERAL WE UNFORTUNATELY ELECTED! EVEN IF SPELL CHECKER ARE WORKING I STILL GET THEN KICKED OFF!! THEN ZOTTED!! WHY? IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

[MikefromOhio]

LOL thanks!!!

[NicknamedBob]

"Wait. I'm too drunk to fly!"

You'll be in charge of dispensing from the four kegs we have set up in the passenger lounge, for those who may have developed a thirst.

I'll take first watch, I'm as sober as a judge who doesn't live in California.

[MikefromOhio]

yeah buddy...thanks...

I will get as far back as I can....

the nuts are well and truly out tonight....

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Maybe we need a beer swimming pool...St. Briget of Ireland (the real saint, not the mythic one), once tried to give her listeners some clue to the wonder of heaven.

Heaven, she said, was like a home on the shore of a sea of beer....

[Conspiracy Guy]

5 or 6

[Dead Corpse]

"1, 2, ....5"

"3 Sir..."

"3!"

Need to consult the Book of Armaments again...

[Conspiracy Guy]

King Prout will need to do all that shoulder tapping stuff but that is a mere formality at this point.

[airborne]

Nice job Mike.

Kick me when it's my turn for guard duty.

I'm gonna catch some ZZZZZZZZ's.

[MikefromOhio]

Will do :)

[OSHA]

German dogs must be dying of thirst!

[timpad]

Ditka:

Ah, one of my favorite Viking moments, Ditka blowing up at Jim Harbaugh after Harbaugh, ahead 20-0, calls an audible in the Metrodome. Absolutely no one hears it because of the crowd noise, Todd Scott intercepts the ensuing pass-not-run and returns it for a TD.

20-7 Bears, but the comeback was on. Final score, 21-20 Vikings, 10/4/92.

Not that I'm a fan, or anything...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Sory, JJ, ur apolojy has bean recanted

It iz a bit like Gore congratulatin Bush n 2000, and den getin da lawyrs out.

Al Gore: Why do I keep losing (Zot! Because you do).

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Naah.

Not in the least.

Heh, heh.

[timpad]

You KNOW it's coming...

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Nobody told me there'd be counting involved in this process.

(Downcast Smiley.)

[NeoCaveman]

Need to consult the Book of Armaments again...

For the holy handgrenade of Antioch.

[timpad]

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

MAYNARD:
Amen.

KNIGHTS:
Amen.

ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!

GALAHAD:
Three, sir!

ARTHUR:
Three!
[angels sing]
[boom]

[NeoCaveman]

Heaven, she said, was like a home on the shore of a sea of beer....

Ahhhh. She had a way with words.

[queenkathy]

What's this you say? You are no longer in Iraq? Good. Finally!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Can I work on the mezzanine deck?

[MikefromOhio]

yep....

I have one more day here in Qatar and then my flight back to the states...


and then, probably, a week or two hiatus from FR probably....

[Conspiracy Guy]

And out today here. You need to get on back. My Birthday is 1/15/2005. I'll be a 51 year old geezer.

[MikefromOhio]

well I will be in the states by then....but just in case (I dont know that I will have access to the net in Tampa), Happy Birthday 5 days early!!!

[queenkathy]

Well, I don't know what state you'll end up at exactly here. It's colder than you are used to probably.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

And to think they drink bier out of liter sized vessels - very tricky.

As for the shelf - that would be plain dangerous with the shite an Irishman makes after a weekend on the Guinness!!

BTW, you should the stool off the shelf with a stick, next time you have a shite in Germany.

[MikefromOhio]

well I will start out in Florida, but my job is moving to Dayton on or about the 24th of January (I think, the higher ups havent quite gotten back yet)....

[Allegra]

I have one more day here in Qatar and then my flight back to the states...

And I head back to Iraq in just a few days.

Your return to the States will probably feel a little surreal at first. It sure did for me.

But it's a good surreal...;-)

[queenkathy]

Oh ya? Dayton's not far from here. But it's cold there too...LOL

[Irish_Thatcherite]

(DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 9 to keep 6 to change so far)

Keep it - memories of The Liberation.

[Conspiracy Guy]

It was a pop quiz.

[NicknamedBob]

Beer Run: (Homeward Bound, Lift-off!)

Another blast of the klaxon brings forth a few more latecomers, hurrying up to the loading ramp with their boodle. Local citizens are gathering in amusement.

The engines rev up again. A passing breeze shifts the structure slightly, and the roar of the engines is reduced quickly. The assistant loadmaster signals passengers to continue up the ramp and complete the boarding.

Several minutes go by. A hushed expectancy fills the crowd. Many are startled when the klaxon sounds for the last time, a long blast signalling that departure is imminent. One confused individual is helped and encouraged by several friends to stagger up the ramp by some local acquaintances. The assistant loadmaster checks off a form with apparent relief.

He signals the pilot with a hand signal, and confirms over walkie-talkie. He then scans the area one last time, and heads up the ramp. At the top, he looks back one last time, and starts the closing of the ramp door.

The engines rev up again, oriented downward to hold against the breeze as the balloon inflates slightly. Quickly the engines are swung upward, and the craft leaps into the sky like a child launching on a swing. It oscillates back and forth for a moment as it steadily climbs into the late afternoon sky. Slowly the chaft makes a wide circle and begins moving off to the northeast.

The beer run is now on its homeward leg, but there is a mood of merriment aboard already. Soon they will be back in the spacious accommodations of the castle. For now, the passengers and crew make do with the comforts they can find, and perhaps another draft of Guinness.

[MikefromOhio]

I'll take cold...so long as there are trees and grass and Americans :)

[MikefromOhio]

gotcha....

[Conspiracy Guy]

Where is my Irish Whiskey?

[MEG33]

I have no title. sob...

[Tax-chick]

Thank you for that information. Everything is better in the United States!

[Tax-chick]

Keep the name. Name changes are ... dizzying. And we don't need more dizzying after flying across the Irish Sea with beer. James was turning a funny color.

[MikefromOhio]

:)

counted....

I hate flying too....

[Conspiracy Guy]

King Prout,

We have two RKBA Members 1 new 1 seasoned both in need of titles. The new member also needs some of that shoulder tapping Royal Proclamation stuff too.

CG K'nigget

[Tax-chick]

I have an electronic motion-sickness bracelet. The charge makes my whole arm go ZING, but I don't throw up. Also works on morning sickness.

[NicknamedBob]

Where did you put it?

[MikefromOhio]

Dramamine generally works for me, but it makes me so drowsy sometimes....

another problem is that I cant seem to sleep on planes ever....

[MEG33]

Oh how I wish I had had that motion sickness bracelet at the back seat of the plane during a BIG thunderstorm ,every rivet rattling, the stewardess looking white faced,while circling DFW once.

[Dead Corpse]

Also works on morning sickness.

And if you wear it through your entire pregnancy, your children will never need a remote control for the TV set will they.... ;-)

[MEG33]

I need a name,too..sob!

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Fortunately I don't get morning sickness too badly, but if I have to fly when I'm pregnant, it's a lifesaver!

[Tax-chick]

I've had flights like that. When all else fails, there's the bag.

[Tax-chick]

Dramamine puts me to sleep, too.

[MikefromOhio]

yeah....

one time I screwed up and misread the bottle and took 6 of the pills in about a 2 hour span at an amusement park. Wow....wont be doing that one again!! But it didnt put me to sleep. I was numb with the munchies :)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Title requests. Forgot to put your name on there.