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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

THIS SITE IS ZOT!

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To: queenkathy

yep....

I have one more day here in Qatar and then my flight back to the states...


and then, probably, a week or two hiatus from FR probably....


5,121 posted on 01/10/2005 1:24:00 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 10 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: MikeinIraq

And out today here. You need to get on back. My Birthday is 1/15/2005. I'll be a 51 year old geezer.


5,122 posted on 01/10/2005 1:24:01 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

well I will be in the states by then....but just in case (I dont know that I will have access to the net in Tampa), Happy Birthday 5 days early!!!


5,123 posted on 01/10/2005 1:26:25 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 10 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: MikeinIraq

Well, I don't know what state you'll end up at exactly here. It's colder than you are used to probably.


5,124 posted on 01/10/2005 1:26:41 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: BJClinton

And to think they drink bier out of liter sized vessels - very tricky.

As for the shelf - that would be plain dangerous with the shite an Irishman makes after a weekend on the Guinness!!

BTW, you should the stool off the shelf with a stick, next time you have a shite in Germany.

5,125 posted on 01/10/2005 1:26:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Animals don't have Rights - But Man has Responsibilities to Animals.)
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To: queenkathy

well I will start out in Florida, but my job is moving to Dayton on or about the 24th of January (I think, the higher ups havent quite gotten back yet)....


5,126 posted on 01/10/2005 1:27:52 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 10 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: MikeinIraq
I have one more day here in Qatar and then my flight back to the states...

And I head back to Iraq in just a few days.

Your return to the States will probably feel a little surreal at first. It sure did for me.

But it's a good surreal...;-)

5,127 posted on 01/10/2005 1:28:47 PM PST by Allegra (Heading Back to The Sandbox Soon...)
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To: MikeinIraq

Oh ya? Dayton's not far from here. But it's cold there too...LOL


5,128 posted on 01/10/2005 1:28:59 PM PST by queenkathy (Fear Not)
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To: MikeinIraq
(DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 9 to keep 6 to change so far)

Keep it - memories of The Liberation.

5,129 posted on 01/10/2005 1:29:12 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (Animals don't have Rights - But Man has Responsibilities to Animals.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

It was a pop quiz.


5,130 posted on 01/10/2005 1:29:38 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MikeinIraq; sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; ...

Beer Run: (Homeward Bound, Lift-off!)

Another blast of the klaxon brings forth a few more latecomers, hurrying up to the loading ramp with their boodle. Local citizens are gathering in amusement.

The engines rev up again. A passing breeze shifts the structure slightly, and the roar of the engines is reduced quickly. The assistant loadmaster signals passengers to continue up the ramp and complete the boarding.

Several minutes go by. A hushed expectancy fills the crowd. Many are startled when the klaxon sounds for the last time, a long blast signalling that departure is imminent. One confused individual is helped and encouraged by several friends to stagger up the ramp by some local acquaintances. The assistant loadmaster checks off a form with apparent relief.

He signals the pilot with a hand signal, and confirms over walkie-talkie. He then scans the area one last time, and heads up the ramp. At the top, he looks back one last time, and starts the closing of the ramp door.

The engines rev up again, oriented downward to hold against the breeze as the balloon inflates slightly. Quickly the engines are swung upward, and the craft leaps into the sky like a child launching on a swing. It oscillates back and forth for a moment as it steadily climbs into the late afternoon sky. Slowly the chaft makes a wide circle and begins moving off to the northeast.

The beer run is now on its homeward leg, but there is a mood of merriment aboard already. Soon they will be back in the spacious accommodations of the castle. For now, the passengers and crew make do with the comforts they can find, and perhaps another draft of Guinness.


5,131 posted on 01/10/2005 1:31:45 PM PST by NicknamedBob (The other side of my brain writes poetry.)
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To: queenkathy

I'll take cold...so long as there are trees and grass and Americans :)


5,132 posted on 01/10/2005 1:34:43 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 10 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

gotcha....


5,133 posted on 01/10/2005 1:35:04 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 11 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: NicknamedBob

Where is my Irish Whiskey?


5,134 posted on 01/10/2005 1:38:06 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I have no title. sob...


5,135 posted on 01/10/2005 1:44:49 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: BJClinton

Thank you for that information. Everything is better in the United States!


5,136 posted on 01/10/2005 1:45:03 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: MikeinIraq; NicknamedBob

Keep the name. Name changes are ... dizzying. And we don't need more dizzying after flying across the Irish Sea with beer. James was turning a funny color.


5,137 posted on 01/10/2005 1:46:34 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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To: Tax-chick

:)

counted....

I hate flying too....


5,138 posted on 01/10/2005 1:48:07 PM PST by MikefromOhio (DO I need a new screen name? I am no longer in Iraq :) 13 to keep 6 to change so far)
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To: MEG33; MikeinIraq
King Prout,

We have two RKBA Members 1 new 1 seasoned both in need of titles. The new member also needs some of that shoulder tapping Royal Proclamation stuff too.

CG K'nigget
5,139 posted on 01/10/2005 1:49:08 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Could someone tell me how to set up a tagline? Any help is appreciated. Thanks)
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To: MikeinIraq

I have an electronic motion-sickness bracelet. The charge makes my whole arm go ZING, but I don't throw up. Also works on morning sickness.


5,140 posted on 01/10/2005 1:49:24 PM PST by Tax-chick ("Fear not, for those who are with us are more than those who are with them." (2nd Kings 6:16-17)
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