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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: hk409
Normally with trolls, I do agree with Conan's analysis that it is best to crush your enemies, drive them before you and hear the lamentations of their women.

However, I sincerely doubt you have a woman. So we'll just have to settle for zotting your sorry a**.

101 posted on 12/21/2004 12:48:57 PM PST by dirtboy (To make a pearl, you must first irritate an oyster)
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To: hk409

All your ZOT are belong to us.


102 posted on 12/21/2004 12:49:46 PM PST by Danae (Dip bullets in Pig fat. Terrorist Kryptonite.)
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To: King Prout
MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSELY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

I think this guy's auditioning to become the next Undead Thread. jj-fate must be a folk hero over at DU.

103 posted on 12/21/2004 12:49:51 PM PST by SandyInSeattle (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: hk409
Deliciously satisfying: See the actual video of this troll getting his/her ZOT, with sound:

(Click image below to view)


104 posted on 12/21/2004 12:49:58 PM PST by TChris (Most people's capability for inference is severely overestimated)
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To: hk409

You made kitty mad

105 posted on 12/21/2004 12:50:26 PM PST by PilloryHillary
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To: hk409

DAG,

Missed it again.

Ah well.

ZOT to you, Bazooka brain.


106 posted on 12/21/2004 12:50:27 PM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: hk409

MMMMM, ZOTbait..


107 posted on 12/21/2004 12:50:35 PM PST by miskie
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To: SandyInSeattle

well, we ARE pretty close to blowing the lid off the posting cap on the UT


108 posted on 12/21/2004 12:51:00 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: TChris

Thanks, this has improved my bad mood 129% today.


109 posted on 12/21/2004 12:51:24 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Yep, ya caught me, ya caught the tater)
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To: cjshapi

It's almost like they think they have to quickly post before they get banned. Hell, if they spent a few minutes composing their screeds on FrontPage, or something similar, and then pasted the code into the posting block, they'd forgo the embarrassment of looking like complete morons. They'd still get zotted, but at least they wouldn't look like morons.


110 posted on 12/21/2004 12:51:37 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: hk409
So long, troll. Now go crawl back up Moby's butt.


111 posted on 12/21/2004 12:51:45 PM PST by Prime Choice (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And no, my powers can only be used for Good.)
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To: hk409
Thou Shalt Not Mix Kool-Aid with Red Bull!


112 posted on 12/21/2004 12:51:51 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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To: hk409

 

 

113 posted on 12/21/2004 12:52:00 PM PST by Fintan (Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...)
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To: hk409

I think this guy is hilarious. Can he come back?


114 posted on 12/21/2004 12:53:48 PM PST by mysterio
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To: glock rocks
Tell him what he won, Jay!

He just won a thermonuclear ass-blasting, Bob!

Congratulations, Mr. Troll!

115 posted on 12/21/2004 12:53:52 PM PST by Prime Choice (Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And no, my powers can only be used for Good.)
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To: hk409

This is series ~ hand me my beeber ~ quick! :)


116 posted on 12/21/2004 12:55:04 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: hk409

I THINK IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE SPELING.


117 posted on 12/21/2004 12:55:21 PM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: hk409

Tommy: "RICHARD... were you watching spank-trovision?"
Richard: "[Trying to change the subject] Okay then, let's hit it.."
Tommy: "Or maybe you were watching a show with that funny comedian, oh what's his name... Buddy WHACK-it?"
Richard: "Alright, let's get some shut eye..."

-Tommy Boy
"whack" - just plain new school dumb.


118 posted on 12/21/2004 12:55:34 PM PST by wkdaysoff (Visitors scored on the home rink. Waitress, I need two more boat drinks.)
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To: blackie

I need to be stoobed!


119 posted on 12/21/2004 12:55:37 PM PST by Armedanddangerous (Yep, ya caught me, ya caught the tater)
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To: mysterio

If he's the same one I think he is, he's been a regular guest every week or so for months and months on end


120 posted on 12/21/2004 12:55:48 PM PST by dangus
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To: hk409

Doesn't he know it's spelled "moroons" or "maroons" not morons???? Geesh!


121 posted on 12/21/2004 12:56:17 PM PST by RushCrush ("Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong." Reagan)
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To: hk409

All your trolls are belong to us!


122 posted on 12/21/2004 12:56:28 PM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: hk409

Didn't this already get zotted?


123 posted on 12/21/2004 12:57:15 PM PST by bigLusr (Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur)
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To: hk409; hellinahandcart; trussell; MEG33; MeekOneGOP; petuniasevan; Hillarys nightmare; ...
This rates as one of the most lame Junior High troll threads I've ever seen.


124 posted on 12/21/2004 12:57:54 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. )
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To: TonyInOhio

bttt


125 posted on 12/21/2004 12:57:55 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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To: Admin Moderator

You know, it'd be a real treat to list all the threads this same clown has been zotted from. He's worth the price of admission, alone!


126 posted on 12/21/2004 12:58:08 PM PST by dangus
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To: All

I dont know, I would bet given a few years and a complete overhaul you might be able to converse with this gentleman


127 posted on 12/21/2004 12:58:22 PM PST by woofie
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To: shaggy eel

Another sushi eater. :)


128 posted on 12/21/2004 12:58:30 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: johnfkerrysucks

bttt


129 posted on 12/21/2004 12:59:13 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THE CURTAINS THEY ARE WEARING ON THEIR HEADS !)
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To: TonyInOhio; King Prout; Slings and Arrows; NYC GOP Chick; Lady Jag; Jet Jaguar
This thread makes absolutely no sense in any linear fashion.

IONESCOwned!

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

130 posted on 12/21/2004 12:59:15 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Why did it take me so long to come up with a new tag-line, huh?! What's up with that?)
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To: hk409

131 posted on 12/21/2004 12:59:20 PM PST by BureaucratusMaximus ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good" - Hillary Clinton)
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To: hk409
IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT?

***************

He's delusional, Jim.


132 posted on 12/21/2004 12:59:21 PM PST by trisham
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To: johnfkerrysucks

LOL! I haven't seen the kitty picture in a long while!


133 posted on 12/21/2004 1:00:02 PM PST by Pyro7480 (Sub tuum praesidium confugimus, sancta Dei Genitrix.... sed a periculis cunctis libera nos semper...)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

but it does in a pleasantly euphonic non-cartesian 7D kinda way.


134 posted on 12/21/2004 1:01:56 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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135 posted on 12/21/2004 1:03:13 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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136 posted on 12/21/2004 1:03:32 PM PST by eyespysomething (Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day.)
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To: All

Anybody have a pic of what a zot issued by a howitzer would look like?


137 posted on 12/21/2004 1:03:51 PM PST by DarkshadowNY (I only see them in my scope once.....)
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To: Fintan

stealth image?


138 posted on 12/21/2004 1:03:55 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: hk409

You forgot to mention the "juws."


139 posted on 12/21/2004 1:04:40 PM PST by rightinthemiddle (Free Speech is a Right. Being Wrong is Just...Wrong.)
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To: TXBSAFH; hk409; Admin Moderator
BALLOTS, WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BALLOTS ....

Zot's Mexican Cousin:

140 posted on 12/21/2004 1:04:47 PM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: hk409

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


141 posted on 12/21/2004 1:05:25 PM PST by Admin Moderator (<---Rogue Mod! Watch out!)
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To: hk409
Daaaaaayum. Now you've gone and confused Livingston. And Livingston gets very hostile when he's confused...

}:-)4

142 posted on 12/21/2004 1:05:30 PM PST by Moose4 ("Frrrrrrrrrp." --Livingston the Viking Kitty)
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To: JoJo Gunn
IS IT JUST BECAUSE I WRITE SO BRILLIANT? BOB RUNS THINGS HERE!? OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. MAEYBE PEEPLE LIKE JJFATE AND NOAH HORSEFLY IS ASKING FOR IT BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Good Golly, Miss Molly!

143 posted on 12/21/2004 1:06:01 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: PetroniDE

lol


144 posted on 12/21/2004 1:06:18 PM PST by Admin Moderator (<---Rogue Mod! Watch out!)
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To: DarkshadowNY
atomic annie? here ya go:

oops - it be gone from there...
hold on...


145 posted on 12/21/2004 1:07:25 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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To: Admin Moderator

We call him --- Zottito .....


146 posted on 12/21/2004 1:07:40 PM PST by PetroniDE (Profile of Winners: Red Sox, Patriots, President Bush, Free Republic)
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To: glock rocks
Re: "Lithium. Stat."

There is noting "stat" about lithium, may I suggest Haldol injectable?
147 posted on 12/21/2004 1:08:08 PM PST by Mark in the Old South (Note to GOP "Deliver or perish" Re: Specter I guess the GOP "chooses" to perish)
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To: hk409

Have you considered the possibility that you're just too stupid to be messing around on a computer?


148 posted on 12/21/2004 1:08:39 PM PST by Redcloak ("FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS! FOUR MORE BEERS!" -Teresa Heinz Kerry)
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To: Armedanddangerous

That'll leave a mark. :)


149 posted on 12/21/2004 1:09:22 PM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: hk409
you voted for this guy:

no wonder you are suicidal.

150 posted on 12/21/2004 1:09:37 PM PST by King Prout (tagline under reconstruction)
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