Skip to comments.Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®
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This is true.
But if it were told in full, people would go "What the heck?!" if not go completely insane while reading it all.
(Saran wrap can hold a 6 foot tall 150 or so pound man suspended 10 foot in the air wrapped to a tree..)
Finally, some useful info! ;o)
Intentional misuse of that info can lead to running for one's life, loss of social standing, and or friends saran wrapping you to your bed and placing you on the lawn during a good rainstorm..
I'll bear that in mind. Can this lead to a latex fetish...
In case you missed it PING
Leads to possible splinters, and or an irrational fear of the sound of saran wrap being torn.
Maureen Dowd needs a doctor's prescription for these, ASAP. ;)
LOL. She needs the supersized version!
Good job, pissant. Very funny.
Hey, pissant, people are attacking you in the keywords. Apparently they feel that only DUer's have a sense of humor.
"Hey, pissant, people are attacking you in the keywords".
But I'm sure they still read the article (and placed an order)
What color would you like?
Are those o's vibrating?
What I don't get is why she went out of the house with these things on. Could she not just have worn them at home while cleaning?
Can't folks just get their jollies the old fashioned way?
You know, NOT is the produce isle, but the BEDROOM?
This goofball is lucky she didn't pass out in a puddle and ZOT herself!
This article belongs under the "science and technology" heading. There have been amazing developments in battery performance over the last few years.
I wonder if there is a surveilance video? I bet it looks hilarious!
Please look into the that and post the video. You will be a goddess amongst freepers. ;o)
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