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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: Dashing Dasher
Yes. But I'm gonna retire back to political threads July 1st. SO I plan to have fun for another week or so!
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:51:43 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Petronski
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:54:58 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: sharktrager
What is up with that smile? I'm just wondering if the gal is at one of those all-u-can-eat places and you pick out the one you want served to you for lunch?
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:55:32 PM PDT
by
Bassfire
(freepin with a smile)
To: Bassfire
244
posted on
06/21/2005 5:57:58 PM PDT
by
sharktrager
(My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.)
To: pissant
245
posted on
06/21/2005 5:59:04 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
246
posted on
06/21/2005 6:01:15 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
BUT BUT BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
247
posted on
06/21/2005 6:02:18 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
LOL. There are many proteges that need space. Yoda needs to retire. ;o)
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posted on
06/21/2005 6:06:22 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: MD_Willington_1976
The rules of the festival are quite clear.
Eating testicles is permitted.
Licking or swallowing a testicle will result in immediate disqualification.
To: pissant
NOOOOO!!!
I'm telling the girls.
250
posted on
06/21/2005 6:16:05 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: beaver fever
How about manual manipulation?
251
posted on
06/21/2005 6:16:27 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Wait til June 30. I don't want to have to fend off alot of inquiries yet...
252
posted on
06/21/2005 6:17:47 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Dashing Dasher
Never mind that, I don't see Testicle Sushi on the menu.
And they call themselves serious testicle eaters. Phttt.
To: shaggy eel
,,, shaggy eel regrets... he will not be lunching today.
No balls, huh?
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posted on
06/21/2005 6:23:52 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
To: byset
Maybe the good folk in Sterling are all related to that fellow Durbin. Illinois... Illinois... Illinois. Isn't Durbin from Illinois?
255
posted on
06/21/2005 6:24:18 PM PDT
by
Luke
(CPO, USCG (Ret))
To: Dog; Endeavor
To: concordKIWI; shaggy eel; SortaBichy
especially if they are raw and still on the "vine"!
Concord, living up there you just gotta know you've just described "The San Francisco Treat"....and I ain't talking Rice-A-Roni either....
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posted on
06/21/2005 6:25:57 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
To: pissant
258
posted on
06/21/2005 6:28:16 PM PDT
by
EX52D
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have always sucked the pimentos out of olives, do not know why.
I never thought I'd be falling in love with a biker chick, but it's happenin'......
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posted on
06/21/2005 6:36:30 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
To: Corin Stormhands
Turkey testicles sounds like something you would find all over the U.S. Senate.
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