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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^ | 6/16/05 | Rick Pierce

Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset

Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.

Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.

"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."

The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...

(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...


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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: beaver fever

How about manual manipulation?


251 posted on 06/21/2005 6:16:27 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Wait til June 30. I don't want to have to fend off alot of inquiries yet...


252 posted on 06/21/2005 6:17:47 PM PDT by pissant
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To: Dashing Dasher

Never mind that, I don't see Testicle Sushi on the menu.

And they call themselves serious testicle eaters. Phttt.


253 posted on 06/21/2005 6:22:05 PM PDT by beaver fever
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To: shaggy eel
,,, shaggy eel regrets... he will not be lunching today.

No balls, huh?

254 posted on 06/21/2005 6:23:52 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: byset
Maybe the good folk in Sterling are all related to that fellow Durbin. Illinois... Illinois... Illinois. Isn't Durbin from Illinois?
255 posted on 06/21/2005 6:24:18 PM PDT by Luke (CPO, USCG (Ret))
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To: Dog; Endeavor

ping


256 posted on 06/21/2005 6:25:44 PM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: concordKIWI; shaggy eel; SortaBichy
especially if they are raw and still on the "vine"!

Concord, living up there you just gotta know you've just described "The San Francisco Treat"....and I ain't talking Rice-A-Roni either....

257 posted on 06/21/2005 6:25:57 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: pissant

Yoda? He's small...


258 posted on 06/21/2005 6:28:16 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have always sucked the pimentos out of olives, do not know why.

I never thought I'd be falling in love with a biker chick, but it's happenin'......

259 posted on 06/21/2005 6:36:30 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Like a fool, I looked up from 'neath the tree as the bird chirped...Vogelspooren)
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To: Corin Stormhands

Turkey testicles sounds like something you would find all over the U.S. Senate.


260 posted on 06/21/2005 6:37:13 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: ErnBatavia

I am honored.


261 posted on 06/21/2005 7:07:42 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: pissant
Wait til June 30. I don't want to have to fend off alot of inquiries yet...

Whadda think, we can't read???

Ah, pissy, I miss the old days . . .

262 posted on 06/21/2005 7:37:49 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

I was gonna ping you to that one.

Why oh WHY is Pissant leaving his harem!?


SOB SOB SOB

(not s.o.b. - but SOB as in cry)


263 posted on 06/21/2005 7:38:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Well, you know the poor thing can't get any work done when he is keeping track of two or three threads a day.

I've cut down, too. This dang site can get a leeeetle time consuming!

No reason pissy bug can't play with us every now and then, and I'm sure he will.

264 posted on 06/21/2005 7:43:02 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher; All

NO WAY PISSANT!
You cannot leave us around here! No one can take your place!
You're wonderful.
You've made us smile.
Keep up the good work.
WE really appreciate it.

Now damit don't go!!


265 posted on 06/21/2005 7:44:33 PM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: missyme; pissant
Pissant and his harem!


266 posted on 06/21/2005 7:55:41 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Pissant and his harem!

More like pissant and his Alfalfa hair, no?

267 posted on 06/21/2005 8:00:12 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Here's one with Pissant in it. and His harem girls!
268 posted on 06/21/2005 8:03:08 PM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: byset

Aw, nuts!


269 posted on 06/21/2005 8:04:41 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: arasina; pissant

That's how we knew it was Pissant.

;-)


270 posted on 06/21/2005 8:09:55 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
This is really nut-so funny.
271 posted on 06/21/2005 9:17:22 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: byset
There ain't nuttin I can say about this.
272 posted on 06/21/2005 9:22:21 PM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: carolinacrazy

Nuts to you!

Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family!


273 posted on 06/21/2005 9:23:11 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family!

So a buddy approaches you at the festical, and says, "Hey man, what you doin'?"

And you reply..

"Nuttin munch."

274 posted on 06/22/2005 5:44:26 AM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: fanfan
They look and taste exactly like the white meat of chicken. I know this is a cutesy phrase often used, but I kid you not.
275 posted on 06/22/2005 6:58:10 AM PDT by Quilla
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To: Quilla

Yum. Thanks. I will have to try them when I get the opportunity.


276 posted on 06/22/2005 7:10:17 AM PDT by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: shaggy eel

~~do you mean that they don't serve testicles at your favorite sushi bar??


277 posted on 06/22/2005 7:12:04 AM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: ErnBatavia

Rice-A-Roni is an "extra"


278 posted on 06/22/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by concordKIWI
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To: Dashing Dasher
"Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family jewels!
279 posted on 06/22/2005 9:07:46 AM PDT by carolinacrazy (What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I come from a long line of cork soakers ;)


280 posted on 06/22/2005 9:56:26 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

I LOVED that skit!

Wasn't that Janet Jackson who had so much trouble saying Cork Soaker over and over and over again!

;-)


281 posted on 06/22/2005 10:57:40 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family!

How about festicles?

On second thought, that kinda sounds like a medical condition.. got a bad case of festicles..

282 posted on 06/22/2005 12:08:43 PM PDT by buckleyfan (WFB, save us!)
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To: buckleyfan

If you have festicles, you should see a doctor immediately. Especially if they last for more than four hours.


283 posted on 06/22/2005 2:05:22 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yep that was her!

Here's a video of it for those who haven't seen it and for those who want to see it again..

http://prank-mania.com/CorkSoaker.html


284 posted on 06/22/2005 2:35:05 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Dashing Dasher; arasina; EX52D; missyme; teenyelliott

Guess that wasn't much of a secret. I thought I was safe on this "dead" thread. :o)


285 posted on 06/22/2005 3:49:13 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

A sex thread is never dead.


286 posted on 06/22/2005 3:53:29 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Not so... as you saw today. LOL


287 posted on 06/22/2005 3:55:53 PM PDT by pissant
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To: pissant

I cried.


288 posted on 06/22/2005 3:56:47 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: pissant; Dashing Dasher

Think it was getting to HOT in here guess we all talk about needlepoint and Amway?


289 posted on 06/22/2005 5:08:23 PM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: missyme

Tide vs. Cheer

Who makes the BEST all temperature detergent?


Discuss.


290 posted on 06/22/2005 5:28:24 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Well Tide is to acidy for Thong Underwear LOL..
But good for those whites! Bras and Panties in Snowy!
LOL...


291 posted on 06/22/2005 5:36:35 PM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

tears of joy or sorrow?


292 posted on 06/22/2005 5:46:35 PM PDT by pissant
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To: missyme

How do you feel about Dawn Dish Detergent?

Have you considered Avon, Mary Kay or Amway as a career path?

Do you still use Comet abrasive cleanser in your home?


293 posted on 06/22/2005 5:46:43 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: pissant

Fear?


294 posted on 06/22/2005 5:46:55 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Well Actually I do use Dawn for the Dishes
I use All for Laundry Woolite and SNowy

NO Cosmetic Career Paths although My Bathroom looks like a Hair Salon because I try everyone's Stuff

But I like Sephora, Serious Skin Care Redken and Paul Mitchell

Do you like to take Bubble Baths?


295 posted on 06/22/2005 5:50:35 PM PDT by missyme (Tell it like it is!)
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To: missyme

LOVE Bubble Baths - I have a nice roman tub in my home.

Have to get ready for date - finishing pings first.

More tomorrow.


296 posted on 06/22/2005 6:36:44 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Of being banned? I think JimRob likes you too much. ;o)


297 posted on 06/22/2005 6:56:12 PM PDT by pissant
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tomorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.
298 posted on 06/22/2005 6:57:52 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: pissant

As if he knows who I am.


299 posted on 06/22/2005 7:00:41 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 22, 1909 The first transcontinental auto race ended in Seattle, WA, after 23 days.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

EVERY freeper knows Dasher. You are our reigning drama queen!


300 posted on 06/22/2005 7:16:42 PM PDT by pissant
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