Skip to comments.Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at womens breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.
At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.
Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.
Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.
The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
so, are we suppose to stare at covered or exposed breasts ?
I dont think nearly enough research has been done on this highly important subject.
I’m going to live for a very long time. ;>)
I’m a woman. What does this do for me? You men have nothing we can stare at.
There are man-boobs.
The life expectancy of the average TSA employee is about to go up with the widespread use of full-body imaging.
The obvious demurral is that the habit or practice in question is not a cause of greater vitality, but a consequence of it. Statistics alone cannot make the distinction.
That woman looks like a lava-flow.
I have a feeling this thread is going to get interesting.
Is that a Cross-Your-Knees Bra?
Can't be true. I keep staring at these two boobs and only feel my life draining away!
Too much of a good thing is right.
This is a bogus study. The only reason the men’s blood pressure is lower is because they got permission to stare at boobs. The men who didn’t get permission were stressed about getting caught.
Three mile run
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