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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
The Med Guru ^ | December 6, 2009 | Neharika Sabharwal

Posted on 12/30/2009 11:47:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.


TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: anotherstudy; babes; fakebutaccurate; humor; itsajokepeople; junkscience; napl; pseudoscience; whocaresifitstrue
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To: BlueMondaySkipper
Apples and oranges

more like casabas and honeydews ... get with the topic.

151 posted on 12/31/2009 10:46:18 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("'Diversity' is one of those words designed to absolve you of the need to think." Mark Steyn)
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To: Francis McClobber
>>were stressed about getting caught.
 
Ahh, but for these indiviuals the memory of mammary would be enhanced - as  Fear increases memory formation.

152 posted on 12/31/2009 10:52:49 AM PST by LomanBill (Animals! The DemocRats blew up the windmill with an Acorn!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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153 posted on 12/31/2009 11:37:29 AM PST by IYellAtMyTV (Workday Forecast--Increasing pressure towards afternoon. Rum likely by evening.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OKAY!!


154 posted on 12/31/2009 11:54:28 AM PST by NellieMae (Here...... common sense,common sense,common sense,where'd ya go... common sense......)
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To: Slings and Arrows

One thing for sure I am not showing this to my husband!


155 posted on 12/31/2009 11:58:37 AM PST by chris_bdba
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To: Yaelle

EEEOOOWWWW What is that?


156 posted on 12/31/2009 12:01:29 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: Slings and Arrows
Asian girls can be big too
157 posted on 12/31/2009 12:05:24 PM PST by John Will
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To: Salamander

Me too and I am not “nasty”. I find men who say stuff like that are usually the ones who are out of their league. ;)


158 posted on 12/31/2009 12:05:55 PM PST by chris_bdba
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To: ReneeLynn

....not in public.....

Also, I’ve got great blue eyes.....


159 posted on 12/31/2009 12:12:56 PM PST by unique
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To: Slings and Arrows

Great thread for the day before a holiday!


160 posted on 12/31/2009 12:16:59 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: The Comedian

Perfect. ROTFLMAO


161 posted on 12/31/2009 12:17:23 PM PST by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: CharlesWayneCT
"Not as low as Bab's boobs, though, I guess."

It would not seem so. She should do the public a service and cover those things up.

162 posted on 12/31/2009 12:19:15 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: scripter

hahahaha ping


163 posted on 12/31/2009 12:21:40 PM PST by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: Yaelle

Is this a contest to see who can be the most disgusting?


164 posted on 12/31/2009 12:22:24 PM PST by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: CougarGA7; AZ .44 MAG

If there are “boobs” on a man, I don’t wanna see them.


165 posted on 12/31/2009 12:44:23 PM PST by MrsLilac (Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on it's own.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
So, for the benefit of men, I should ditch the minimizers?
166 posted on 12/31/2009 12:45:30 PM PST by Desdemona (These are the times that try men's souls. - Remember Christmas 1776)
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To: AZ .44 MAG

Oh yeah, and only mine.

(cough, gag, eye roll)


167 posted on 12/31/2009 12:49:34 PM PST by MrsLilac (Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on it's own.)
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To: MrsLilac

Oh.....ok....(puts shirt back on).


168 posted on 12/31/2009 12:51:47 PM PST by CougarGA7 (Happy New Year)
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To: CougarGA7

Ha! LOL!


169 posted on 12/31/2009 1:09:00 PM PST by MrsLilac (Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on it's own.)
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To: woofie

Marathon, dude.


170 posted on 12/31/2009 1:32:22 PM PST by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: 3D-JOY

No, I am not kidding. If you wanna go around staring at crotches have at it, but that takes one whole heck of a lot of staring to try to discern what’s there. Meh. Not worth the time or indignity.
The other? Two cheeks and a crack. Big whoop.


171 posted on 12/31/2009 1:46:49 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: John Will

Forced perspective, dude.


172 posted on 12/31/2009 1:49:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Salamander

I meant ‘nasty’ in that you don’t want to be oogling their man. Sorry, but them women is nasty and I’ve found very few biker guys worth losing teeth for.


173 posted on 12/31/2009 1:54:22 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black. Mmm Mmm Mmm.)
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To: ReneeLynn
Don't go there...

...but Happy New Year!

174 posted on 12/31/2009 2:23:37 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
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175 posted on 12/31/2009 2:34:37 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Talisker
I dont think nearly enough research has been done on this highly important subject.

I think we ought to research the combination of this with other healthy habits, like drinking beer:

Cheers!

...oh, and Happy New Year.

176 posted on 12/31/2009 2:37:29 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
More research needed. Definitely more research.


177 posted on 12/31/2009 2:41:02 PM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
It’s the perfect woman!

The perfect woman has boobs on her back, so guys have something to hold while slow dancing...

178 posted on 12/31/2009 2:46:28 PM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: who knows what evil?

My eyes must be going...see post #98.


179 posted on 12/31/2009 2:48:05 PM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: NellieMae; Salamander; CholeraJoe; NeoCaveman; Gabz; Slip18; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; ...
Does this mean that I should walk around the house topless to help my smoker husband’s circulation? Maybe his feet won’t get so cold.

Yes, it will help your (er, his) circulation.

(Robt notes also that while improving his circulation substantially, his feet will stay cold. All the blood still goes some other place. And gets there faster.)

180 posted on 12/31/2009 3:00:47 PM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Desdemona
So, for the benefit of men, I should ditch the minimizers?

Ditching strongly encouraged.

181 posted on 12/31/2009 3:08:56 PM PST by Robert A. Cook, PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Tony in Hawaii; All

182 posted on 12/31/2009 6:28:13 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: School of Rational Thought; All

183 posted on 12/31/2009 6:32:20 PM PST by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: grey_whiskers

184 posted on 12/31/2009 6:47:18 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don't botha me while I'm exercizin'!

185 posted on 12/31/2009 9:16:34 PM PST by uglybiker (BACON!!)
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To: uglybiker

Good exercise.


186 posted on 12/31/2009 10:00:52 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m never going to die, evidently.


187 posted on 12/31/2009 11:05:24 PM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Honest hon, I was just working my cardio!”


188 posted on 12/31/2009 11:05:58 PM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

Sometimes,...At least until their wife catches them getting healthier.

189 posted on 12/31/2009 11:15:46 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Cvengr

LOL!


190 posted on 12/31/2009 11:18:42 PM PST by eyedigress ( now.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now we’re talking. Science that makes a difference.


191 posted on 12/31/2009 11:29:55 PM PST by Rocky (Obama's ego: The "I's" have it.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

This would only work if the study was blind. I mean, if the control group was blind.

192 posted on 12/31/2009 11:31:46 PM PST by Rocky (Obama's ego: The "I's" have it.)
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To: IYellAtMyTV

I want that mammogram machine!!!


193 posted on 01/01/2010 2:38:38 AM PST by Wpin (I do not regret my admiration for W)
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To: ErnBatavia

,,, yes, yes indeed.


194 posted on 01/03/2010 11:02:15 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Drumbo

Explains a lot, my survivor FRiend.


195 posted on 01/04/2010 6:57:19 AM PST by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

My life is getting longer as this thread gets longer.


196 posted on 01/04/2010 7:02:43 AM PST by The Mayor (The character of your children tomorrow depends on what you put into their hearts today.)
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To: The Mayor

Zei geishundt!


197 posted on 01/04/2010 9:57:26 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: numberonepal

Excellent comment!


198 posted on 01/04/2010 2:02:16 PM PST by potlatch
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To: Nateman
That is too damn funny. Bravo !
199 posted on 01/08/2010 7:32:59 PM PST by steelyourfaith (Freedom from fat cat greedy Big Government tyranny IS a Right ... It IS the Constitution.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Live long and prosper!

200 posted on 01/08/2010 7:51:28 PM PST by acad1228 (Palin/Watts in 2012!!!)
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