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Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada
Time Newsfeed ^ | 01/01/2012 | y Melissa Locker

Posted on 01/01/2012 11:10:02 AM PST by redreno

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state,

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TOPICS: Heated Discussion
KEYWORDS: aliens; illegalaliens; nevada; spacebabe; statesrights
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1 posted on 01/01/2012 11:10:06 AM PST by redreno
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2 posted on 01/01/2012 11:14:10 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: redreno

This was posted a few days ago and I will repeat what I said then.

The hottest of them all was Andrea (Sherry Jackson) on the original Star Trek.


3 posted on 01/01/2012 11:14:11 AM PST by yarddog
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To: yarddog
I see your point.

Actually, I see them both...

4 posted on 01/01/2012 11:18:01 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Old Sarge

She’s enough to make me start looking for my slide ruler and pocket protector again. ;-)


5 posted on 01/01/2012 11:18:44 AM PST by rhombus
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To: redreno

Good grief!

And people think I’m a screwball just because I like to photograph trains.


6 posted on 01/01/2012 11:19:23 AM PST by Yankee (ANNOY THE RNC: NOMINATE NEWT GINGRICH!)
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To: Old Sarge
but do you see Seven of Nine?


7 posted on 01/01/2012 11:21:22 AM PST by bigbob
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To: redreno
Works for me!

8 posted on 01/01/2012 11:23:03 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: TSgt

Hmmm, she’s definitely a scather. Probably get that one half price.


9 posted on 01/01/2012 11:25:09 AM PST by fr_freak
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To: bigbob
And of course, Nichelle:


10 posted on 01/01/2012 11:29:19 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Bender2
This'n oughta be right up your ally
11 posted on 01/01/2012 11:31:00 AM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: redreno
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12 posted on 01/01/2012 11:31:00 AM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: TSgt

Wow, what movie is that from ?


13 posted on 01/01/2012 11:31:46 AM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: redreno

14 posted on 01/01/2012 11:33:23 AM PST by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: redreno
Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.

15 posted on 01/01/2012 11:33:52 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
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To: Old Sarge

Sulu was the only man on the bridge not aroused at the time.


16 posted on 01/01/2012 11:38:26 AM PST by bigdirty
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To: bigbob

I know a guy who worked on the software to design 7 of 9’s costume- the actress had to come in for a naked laser bady scan fitting

he said it was the highlight of his career


17 posted on 01/01/2012 11:39:10 AM PST by Mr. K (Physically unable to profreed <--- oops, see?)
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To: bigbob

And not only her, but the whole collective.


18 posted on 01/01/2012 11:40:47 AM PST by Vermont Lt (I just don't like anything about the President. And I don't think he's a nice guy.)
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To: redreno

Works for me.

19 posted on 01/01/2012 11:41:22 AM PST by Washi (Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, one head-shot at a time.)
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To: bigdirty

20 posted on 01/01/2012 11:41:27 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: real saxophonist

Oh wow, I haven’t seen the purple moon chicks from “UFO” in ages!


21 posted on 01/01/2012 11:43:13 AM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: Impy; GOPsterinMA; GSP.FAN; fieldmarshaldj; KevinDavis; SunkenCiv

ping


22 posted on 01/01/2012 11:49:46 AM PST by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg
Will she be in attendance?


23 posted on 01/01/2012 11:54:42 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

“Get your a— to Mars.”


24 posted on 01/01/2012 11:57:48 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Washi

Carrie Fisher hasn’t aged well but that is not unusual. I didn’t think she was gorgeous even when she was Princess Leia but there really was something about he that was very attractive.

She did have a nice figure.


25 posted on 01/01/2012 12:05:42 PM PST by yarddog
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To: MrEdd

“Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.”

The above wins the “Diseased Juvenile Canid” award of the day.


26 posted on 01/01/2012 12:16:20 PM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."...the public interest)
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To: PLMerite
Wow, what movie is that from ?

That is Morena Baccarin from the recreated "V", on ABC. It was last season, but was cancelled just as it was getting interesting.

27 posted on 01/01/2012 12:29:39 PM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: redreno

Dr. Beverly Crusher from “Star Trek: The Next Generation.”

I wanted her to give me a complete physical.


28 posted on 01/01/2012 1:06:10 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The "Occupy Wall Street" losers should try occupying their local employment office. GET A JOB!)
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To: Old Sarge

Bad news: If your part is green when you withdraw it, there may not be a medicine proven to cure that.


29 posted on 01/01/2012 1:11:33 PM PST by donmeaker (e is trancendental)
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To: justlurking

http://www.mastcelebs.net/upload/morena_baccarin_7.jpg


30 posted on 01/01/2012 1:16:03 PM PST by donmeaker (e is trancendental)
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To: redreno

How many Quatloos will it cost to get your cone honed?


31 posted on 01/01/2012 1:23:52 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Old Sarge

or

-PJ

32 posted on 01/01/2012 1:24:03 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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To: justlurking

33 posted on 01/01/2012 1:25:21 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Mr. K
he said it was the highlight of his career

It was probably the only time he ever saw a woman naked. Poor guy. He must have lived a very sheltered life.

34 posted on 01/01/2012 1:26:50 PM PST by usadave
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To: redreno

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....


35 posted on 01/01/2012 2:07:41 PM PST by njslim
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To: redreno

Sign out front

SEE A WOOKIE FOR SOME NOOKIE....


36 posted on 01/01/2012 2:07:50 PM PST by njslim
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To: GladesGuru

What about the dreaded “MOBY DICK”.....


37 posted on 01/01/2012 2:09:12 PM PST by njslim
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To: Lancey Howard

Giggity!

Although I think she was even prettier with long curly hair in Firefly. Got a picture of her when she was a “companion?”


38 posted on 01/01/2012 2:12:42 PM PST by 1malumprohibitum
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To: 1malumprohibitum

http://www.picpiggy.com/bank/morena_baccarin_walking-1270579571.jpg


39 posted on 01/01/2012 2:19:28 PM PST by 1malumprohibitum
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To: redreno
Do you long to go where no man has gone before?

Given that the topic is a brothel, I wonder whether the proper verb is really "to go" rather than its opposite.

And now that I think of it, given that it is a brothel, I'm also inclined to question the "where no man has...before" part as well.

Can we sue them for false advertising?

Cheers!

40 posted on 01/01/2012 2:45:59 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Aevery_Freeman; Jack Hydrazine; Thorliveshere; Proud_texan; ConjunctionJunction; Roses0508; ...
Question does this brothel have any cylons???




41 posted on 01/01/2012 2:46:01 PM PST by KevinDavis (Ron Paul called Ronald Reagan a miserable failure.....)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Whoa! Who is that, "Eccentrica Gallumbits?" ('the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon-5') /HHGTTG>

Cheers!

42 posted on 01/01/2012 2:48:30 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Oops, typo.

5, 6, at this point, given who it is, who's counting?

Cheers!

43 posted on 01/01/2012 2:49:51 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: redreno
How long before this gets written into an episode of “Big Bang Theory”?
44 posted on 01/01/2012 2:51:14 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: real saxophonist

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/heyho.wav


45 posted on 01/01/2012 3:02:47 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Washi




46 posted on 01/01/2012 3:10:24 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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47 posted on 01/01/2012 3:19:11 PM PST by null and void (Day 1076 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: grey_whiskers

It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”


48 posted on 01/01/2012 3:19:33 PM PST by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: gitmo
It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”

What about small furry creatures for Alpha Centauri?

Cheers!

49 posted on 01/01/2012 3:21:28 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: gitmo
It should read “where no REAL man has gone before.”

What about small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri?

Cheers!

50 posted on 01/01/2012 3:22:14 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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