“Denebian Syphilis.
Romulan penile decay
Anduvian HyperHerpes
Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia
And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.”
The above wins the “Diseased Juvenile Canid” award of the day.
What about the dreaded “MOBY DICK”.....