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Sex Strike -- Women United For Reproductive Rights
sexstrike.org via Instapundit ^ | March 9, 2012 | Annette Maxberry-Carrara

Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --

IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS

APRIL 28 – MAY 5, 2012

Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.

How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:

1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.

2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.

3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.

(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; lysistrata; sex; sluts; whiskersvanity
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Cheers!
1 posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:51 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; neverdem; SunkenCiv; Cindy; LucyT; decimon; freedumb2003; ...

Which one came first, the birdcage or the bird? *PING*


2 posted on 03/11/2012 9:02:42 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Works for me.

I knew celibacy would come in handy, someday. ;)

I shall also continue to ignore all whining, bitching, and screeching.

/johnny

3 posted on 03/11/2012 9:03:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: grey_whiskers

What I find amusing is that almost all of these women and their ‘’reproductive rights’’ nonsense don’t have kids.


4 posted on 03/11/2012 9:04:29 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: grey_whiskers

LOLOL! Thank you so much for your delightful essay-post, dear grey_whiskers!


5 posted on 03/11/2012 9:06:00 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: grey_whiskers

Many women are political morons and vote for morons!


6 posted on 03/11/2012 9:06:49 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Fail #4: April 28 - May 5. Eight whole days? That's it?

Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.

7 posted on 03/11/2012 9:08:41 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye
BTW, what of those sexual strikers who happen to be on their period during that week. How can anyone tell?

BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?

...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.

Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.

Cheers!

8 posted on 03/11/2012 9:10:54 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Alamo-Girl
BTW, did anyone ever tell these intellectual giants that those who are most likely to approve of Limbaugh are conservatives: and therefore, most likely already *MARRIED* and unlikely to be getting any from such sluts anyway?

*crickets*

9 posted on 03/11/2012 9:12:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.


10 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:10 PM PDT by fini
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To: grey_whiskers

***IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS***

LYSYSTRATA REDUX by Aristophanes?


11 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:27 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: grey_whiskers

What a minute...I thought the left believed that abstinence was not possible!!! Were they actually lying???


12 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:32 PM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: TigersEye
Eight whole days? That's it?

Fluke will never last.........

13 posted on 03/11/2012 9:16:47 PM PDT by massmike (Massachusetts: If they had just kept hanging witches a bit longer...........)
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To: fini

“Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.”

I think these are the same women who proudly did the “slut walk” thing...kind of says it all if you think about it...


14 posted on 03/11/2012 9:16:58 PM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: grey_whiskers

It falls to conservative women to counter this brazen Marxist attack on our essential liberties. Ladies,! you must pleasure your men like you never have before. You and your hubbies/bfs/guys you’ve had your eye on should take vacation time if you have to and lock yourselves away from April 28th to May 5th and make sure this liberal madness is soundly defeated.


15 posted on 03/11/2012 9:18:11 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: grey_whiskers

So no sex anymore, but the attention whoring goes on nonstop.


16 posted on 03/11/2012 9:18:26 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: grey_whiskers

liberals refusing to have sex?

Now that’s a cause I can support!


17 posted on 03/11/2012 9:19:56 PM PDT by Scotswife
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To: lonestar

and many women are astute political geniuses and vote against socialism! ;)


18 posted on 03/11/2012 9:21:09 PM PDT by Scotswife
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
That's doubtless what they're AIMING for, but Lysistrata asked for women to deny their HUSBANDS. These are sluts, so I figured Clymenestra was a better role model: and since she ended up having her husband *killed* instead of just crossing her legs (which is a better fit to the spirit of "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle) I figured I'd better reference her.

The "remember, don't wriggle" *was* a reference to Lysistrata though, for those whose iron feminine will fails in the test.

Cheers!

19 posted on 03/11/2012 9:22:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
The liberal left decided that teaching the classics was wrong, somehow. Latin and Greek are difficult, I suppose.

So they miss a lot of history.

Which is fine with me. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

/johnny

20 posted on 03/11/2012 9:23:44 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: massmike
FLUKE DELIVERY, FLUKE DELIVERY
21 posted on 03/11/2012 9:29:33 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Well then, go play with yourselves ladies.

There are options that don’t involve listening to screeching parrots.


22 posted on 03/11/2012 9:29:45 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

LOLLOLOLOL!!!!

GAWD stoopid and brilliant.

LOL

Thanks for the post.


23 posted on 03/11/2012 9:31:50 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar; Vendome
You know, come to think of it, Ruy, Lysistrata should *ALSO* be telling these women they're doing it wrong.

Lysistrata (echoed by 60's hippies): "Make love not war."

SexStrike sluts: "Make love not ...love?"

(Fighting for peace is like abstinence for promiscuity!)

Cheers!

24 posted on 03/11/2012 9:35:26 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Which one came first, “a rock”, or “stupid as”?


25 posted on 03/11/2012 9:36:36 PM PDT by dps.inspect (the system is rigged...)
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To: grey_whiskers

Too logical for liberals, dear grey_whiskers.


26 posted on 03/11/2012 9:37:18 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: dps.inspect
*That* time it was simultaneous.

Cheers!

27 posted on 03/11/2012 9:37:21 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
To be just a little bit crude, the gals make their choice when they decide to spread their legs. What they're carrying on about is a second choice because they've changed their mind. And don't give the old rape and incest rant because someone has committed a crime doesn't mean that an Innocent third party should get the death penalty.
28 posted on 03/11/2012 9:41:27 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: grey_whiskers

The REAL question is...
will anybody notice?


29 posted on 03/11/2012 9:42:54 PM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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30 posted on 03/11/2012 9:45:02 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: MestaMachine
Not the ones they're trying to convince. See Post #9 this thread.

Cheers!

31 posted on 03/11/2012 9:46:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: LucyT
Excellent graphic! :-)
32 posted on 03/11/2012 9:47:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Long ago, when I “indulged” such “ladies,” they would do something and claim for some obscure reason that “that didn’t count.”

Don’t worry guys; they’re still putting out.


33 posted on 03/11/2012 9:49:12 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

The women who are refusing to have sex with us normal heterosexual guys between 28 April and 5 May probably don’t have sex with guys the rest of the year either! They are all probably Carpet Munchers anyway.


34 posted on 03/11/2012 9:50:03 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: grey_whiskers

So all these women are getting married?


35 posted on 03/11/2012 9:51:18 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: Grizzled Bear
You mean you gave *INDULGENCES*?

I thought that went out with the Middle Ages...

("For the sin we are about to commit, we thank Thee..." seems like it's missing something in the translation. Likewise Bill Clinton's take on the commandment about "coveting thy neighbor's ass")

Cheers!

36 posted on 03/11/2012 9:51:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

That almost sounded like a Nipsey Russell Poem


37 posted on 03/11/2012 9:53:35 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: grey_whiskers
The contraception debate rages on
38 posted on 03/11/2012 9:59:09 PM PDT by mylife
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To: LukeL
The Women For Re-PRO-duc-tive Rights
Want to abstain from sex for eight nights
It was "make love, not war"
but that is no more
"Virgins for Promiscuity" -- right?

Cheers!

39 posted on 03/11/2012 10:02:50 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Why can’t men sign away their rights to the ‘cells’ if they want to abort the child? If you decide to have the baby against his reproductive rights, why do you get to force him to pay for your choice?

(disclaimer- I take good care of my children and think men should support their offspring and I’m obviously against abortion, but men should have the same rights to reproductive choice as any woman)


40 posted on 03/11/2012 10:03:38 PM PDT by dannyboy72a (the circuit is closing)
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To: grey_whiskers
You mean you gave *INDULGENCES*?

Some of them claimed it was a religious experience.

41 posted on 03/11/2012 10:11:29 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Don’t really care, sluts, I’m over the hill.


42 posted on 03/11/2012 10:12:31 PM PDT by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: LukeL

...is that good or bad?


43 posted on 03/11/2012 10:12:31 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Keep it, ladies. Undoubtedly each and every one of them who would actually participate in this are insufferably high-maintenance and way overrated in their own minds anyway.


44 posted on 03/11/2012 10:12:31 PM PDT by Ackackadack
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To: grey_whiskers
This is great.

These are liberal women most of whom I would not allow within 10 feet of my penis. I am going to get copies of this and give it to every liberal woman I know. I will recommend that they make it for at least a month, hopefully many months.

I will make it a point to get extra sex during these days. I will make sure I have sex at least 3 times a day on each of these days. Then I will tell the liberal metrosexuals what losers they are and how weak they are and ask if they enjoy never having any sex. Hopefully the little punk liberals will end up getting divorced.

To be a weak liberal punk and to be forced to beg some ugly liberal Democrat woman to have sex is truly a miserable life.

45 posted on 03/11/2012 10:20:06 PM PDT by detective
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To: TigersEye

Love the picture of Obama making that delivery. It’s my big laugh for the night.


46 posted on 03/11/2012 10:23:10 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: grey_whiskers

Fine by me, I’ve been on a “sex strike” against feminists for years, so this affects me not at all. However, if there are any non-feminists who want to make sure they are not inadvertently participating in this strike and showing solidarity to these women unintentionally, I’ll be on hand to help that week!


47 posted on 03/11/2012 10:24:20 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: grey_whiskers

idiots.


48 posted on 03/11/2012 10:25:19 PM PDT by television is just wrong
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To: LukeL
So all these women are getting married?

That was the first thought that crossed my mind, but I dismissed it as unrealistic.

49 posted on 03/11/2012 10:25:47 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

No, more like Lysystrata in Reverse. The ladies in that play were denying sex to the men they wanted to sway to their position, while these ladies are denying sex to men who already agree with their position.


50 posted on 03/11/2012 10:27:19 PM PDT by Boogieman
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