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Sex Strike -- Women United For Reproductive Rights
sexstrike.org via Instapundit ^ | March 9, 2012 | Annette Maxberry-Carrara

Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --

IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS

APRIL 28 – MAY 5, 2012

Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.

How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:

1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.

2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.

3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.

(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: abortion; aristophanes; genderdysphoria; homosexualagenda; humor; infanticide; lysistrata; medicareforall; obamacare; sex; sluts; whiskersvanity
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To: massmike
FLUKE DELIVERY, FLUKE DELIVERY
21 posted on 03/11/2012 9:29:33 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Well then, go play with yourselves ladies.

There are options that don’t involve listening to screeching parrots.


22 posted on 03/11/2012 9:29:45 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

LOLLOLOLOL!!!!

GAWD stoopid and brilliant.

LOL

Thanks for the post.


23 posted on 03/11/2012 9:31:50 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar; Vendome
You know, come to think of it, Ruy, Lysistrata should *ALSO* be telling these women they're doing it wrong.

Lysistrata (echoed by 60's hippies): "Make love not war."

SexStrike sluts: "Make love not ...love?"

(Fighting for peace is like abstinence for promiscuity!)

Cheers!

24 posted on 03/11/2012 9:35:26 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Which one came first, “a rock”, or “stupid as”?


25 posted on 03/11/2012 9:36:36 PM PDT by dps.inspect (the system is rigged...)
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To: grey_whiskers

Too logical for liberals, dear grey_whiskers.


26 posted on 03/11/2012 9:37:18 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: dps.inspect
*That* time it was simultaneous.

Cheers!

27 posted on 03/11/2012 9:37:21 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
To be just a little bit crude, the gals make their choice when they decide to spread their legs. What they're carrying on about is a second choice because they've changed their mind. And don't give the old rape and incest rant because someone has committed a crime doesn't mean that an Innocent third party should get the death penalty.
28 posted on 03/11/2012 9:41:27 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: grey_whiskers

The REAL question is...
will anybody notice?


29 posted on 03/11/2012 9:42:54 PM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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To: grey_whiskers; tomdavidd; Freeper; Gvl_M3; Flotsam_Jetsome; Berlin_Freeper; Hotlanta Mike; ...
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30 posted on 03/11/2012 9:45:02 PM PDT by LucyT
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To: MestaMachine
Not the ones they're trying to convince. See Post #9 this thread.

Cheers!

31 posted on 03/11/2012 9:46:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: LucyT
Excellent graphic! :-)
32 posted on 03/11/2012 9:47:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Long ago, when I “indulged” such “ladies,” they would do something and claim for some obscure reason that “that didn’t count.”

Don’t worry guys; they’re still putting out.


33 posted on 03/11/2012 9:49:12 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (No More RINOS!)
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To: grey_whiskers

The women who are refusing to have sex with us normal heterosexual guys between 28 April and 5 May probably don’t have sex with guys the rest of the year either! They are all probably Carpet Munchers anyway.


34 posted on 03/11/2012 9:50:03 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: grey_whiskers

So all these women are getting married?


35 posted on 03/11/2012 9:51:18 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: Grizzled Bear
You mean you gave *INDULGENCES*?

I thought that went out with the Middle Ages...

("For the sin we are about to commit, we thank Thee..." seems like it's missing something in the translation. Likewise Bill Clinton's take on the commandment about "coveting thy neighbor's ass")

Cheers!

36 posted on 03/11/2012 9:51:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

That almost sounded like a Nipsey Russell Poem


37 posted on 03/11/2012 9:53:35 PM PDT by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: grey_whiskers
The contraception debate rages on
38 posted on 03/11/2012 9:59:09 PM PDT by mylife
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To: LukeL
The Women For Re-PRO-duc-tive Rights
Want to abstain from sex for eight nights
It was "make love, not war"
but that is no more
"Virgins for Promiscuity" -- right?

Cheers!

39 posted on 03/11/2012 10:02:50 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Why can’t men sign away their rights to the ‘cells’ if they want to abort the child? If you decide to have the baby against his reproductive rights, why do you get to force him to pay for your choice?

(disclaimer- I take good care of my children and think men should support their offspring and I’m obviously against abortion, but men should have the same rights to reproductive choice as any woman)


40 posted on 03/11/2012 10:03:38 PM PDT by dannyboy72a (the circuit is closing)
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