Skip to comments.Sex Strike -- Women United For Reproductive Rights
Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --
IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS
APRIL 28 MAY 5, 2012
Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.
How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:
1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.
2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.
3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.
(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...
Which one came first, the birdcage or the bird? *PING*
I knew celibacy would come in handy, someday. ;)
I shall also continue to ignore all whining, bitching, and screeching.
What I find amusing is that almost all of these women and their ‘’reproductive rights’’ nonsense don’t have kids.
LOLOL! Thank you so much for your delightful essay-post, dear grey_whiskers!
Many women are political morons and vote for morons!
Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.
BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?
...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.
Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.
Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.
***IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED
SO ARE YOURS***
LYSYSTRATA REDUX by Aristophanes?
What a minute...I thought the left believed that abstinence was not possible!!! Were they actually lying???
Fluke will never last.........
“Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.”
I think these are the same women who proudly did the “slut walk” thing...kind of says it all if you think about it...
It falls to conservative women to counter this brazen Marxist attack on our essential liberties. Ladies,! you must pleasure your men like you never have before. You and your hubbies/bfs/guys you’ve had your eye on should take vacation time if you have to and lock yourselves away from April 28th to May 5th and make sure this liberal madness is soundly defeated.
So no sex anymore, but the attention whoring goes on nonstop.
liberals refusing to have sex?
Now that’s a cause I can support!
and many women are astute political geniuses and vote against socialism! ;)
The "remember, don't wriggle" *was* a reference to Lysistrata though, for those whose iron feminine will fails in the test.
So they miss a lot of history.
Which is fine with me. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.
Well then, go play with yourselves ladies.
There are options that don’t involve listening to screeching parrots.
GAWD stoopid and brilliant.
Thanks for the post.
Lysistrata (echoed by 60's hippies): "Make love not war."
SexStrike sluts: "Make love not ...love?"
(Fighting for peace is like abstinence for promiscuity!)
Which one came first, “a rock”, or “stupid as”?
Too logical for liberals, dear grey_whiskers.
The REAL question is...
will anybody notice?
Long ago, when I “indulged” such “ladies,” they would do something and claim for some obscure reason that “that didn’t count.”
Don’t worry guys; they’re still putting out.
The women who are refusing to have sex with us normal heterosexual guys between 28 April and 5 May probably don’t have sex with guys the rest of the year either! They are all probably Carpet Munchers anyway.
So all these women are getting married?
I thought that went out with the Middle Ages...
("For the sin we are about to commit, we thank Thee..." seems like it's missing something in the translation. Likewise Bill Clinton's take on the commandment about "coveting thy neighbor's ass")
That almost sounded like a Nipsey Russell Poem
Why can’t men sign away their rights to the ‘cells’ if they want to abort the child? If you decide to have the baby against his reproductive rights, why do you get to force him to pay for your choice?
(disclaimer- I take good care of my children and think men should support their offspring and I’m obviously against abortion, but men should have the same rights to reproductive choice as any woman)
Some of them claimed it was a religious experience.
Don’t really care, sluts, I’m over the hill.
...is that good or bad?
Keep it, ladies. Undoubtedly each and every one of them who would actually participate in this are insufferably high-maintenance and way overrated in their own minds anyway.
These are liberal women most of whom I would not allow within 10 feet of my penis. I am going to get copies of this and give it to every liberal woman I know. I will recommend that they make it for at least a month, hopefully many months.
I will make it a point to get extra sex during these days. I will make sure I have sex at least 3 times a day on each of these days. Then I will tell the liberal metrosexuals what losers they are and how weak they are and ask if they enjoy never having any sex. Hopefully the little punk liberals will end up getting divorced.
To be a weak liberal punk and to be forced to beg some ugly liberal Democrat woman to have sex is truly a miserable life.
Love the picture of Obama making that delivery. It’s my big laugh for the night.
Fine by me, I’ve been on a “sex strike” against feminists for years, so this affects me not at all. However, if there are any non-feminists who want to make sure they are not inadvertently participating in this strike and showing solidarity to these women unintentionally, I’ll be on hand to help that week!
That was the first thought that crossed my mind, but I dismissed it as unrealistic.
No, more like Lysystrata in Reverse. The ladies in that play were denying sex to the men they wanted to sway to their position, while these ladies are denying sex to men who already agree with their position.
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