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Sex Strike -- Women United For Reproductive Rights
sexstrike.org via Instapundit ^ | March 9, 2012 | Annette Maxberry-Carrara

Posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:43 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

Folks, come and look at this. It's a site which says -- I am not kidding! --

IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS

APRIL 28 – MAY 5, 2012

Now this is hilarious: it evinces the kind of stupidity and fatuous narcissism which it normally takes an Ivy League degree to acquire.

How is this FAIL? Let me count the ways:

1) I guess nobody bothered to explain to you about the Birds and the Bees and the DDT, ladies, but by engaging in abstinence, you are achieving precisely the same ends as contraception. For that matter, this would make an excellent time to compare the efficacy of contraception to abstinence, with a nod to our Catholic friends.

2) Remember when Nina Burleigh said that she'd be happy to give Bill Clinton oral sex as thanks for keeping abortion legal? That option is still open, some guys may ask for it by name.

3) Clymenestra called. She says you're doing it wrong. Remember, don't wriggle.

(Excerpt) Read more at sexstrike.org ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; lysistrata; sex; sluts; whiskersvanity
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Cheers!
1 posted on 03/11/2012 8:58:51 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; neverdem; SunkenCiv; Cindy; LucyT; decimon; freedumb2003; ...

Which one came first, the birdcage or the bird? *PING*


2 posted on 03/11/2012 9:02:42 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Works for me.

I knew celibacy would come in handy, someday. ;)

I shall also continue to ignore all whining, bitching, and screeching.

/johnny

3 posted on 03/11/2012 9:03:23 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: grey_whiskers

What I find amusing is that almost all of these women and their ‘’reproductive rights’’ nonsense don’t have kids.


4 posted on 03/11/2012 9:04:29 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: grey_whiskers

LOLOL! Thank you so much for your delightful essay-post, dear grey_whiskers!


5 posted on 03/11/2012 9:06:00 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: grey_whiskers

Many women are political morons and vote for morons!


6 posted on 03/11/2012 9:06:49 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Fail #4: April 28 - May 5. Eight whole days? That's it?

Fail #5: Only P-whipped liberal metrosexual guys affected. The rest of us will be sure to be compassionate towards them and offer them a Midol for their pain.

7 posted on 03/11/2012 9:08:41 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: TigersEye
BTW, what of those sexual strikers who happen to be on their period during that week. How can anyone tell?

BTW, if a woman temporarily stops putting out, is she still a slut?

...and just THINK of all the money saved on contraceptions: At $3000 / 3 years (Fluck math), that's $1000 / yr or about $20 / week.

Maybe all the participants can chip in and make a donation to save Carbonite.

Cheers!

8 posted on 03/11/2012 9:10:54 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Alamo-Girl
BTW, did anyone ever tell these intellectual giants that those who are most likely to approve of Limbaugh are conservatives: and therefore, most likely already *MARRIED* and unlikely to be getting any from such sluts anyway?

*crickets*

9 posted on 03/11/2012 9:12:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.


10 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:10 PM PDT by fini
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To: grey_whiskers

***IF OUR REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES ARE DENIED

SO ARE YOURS***

LYSYSTRATA REDUX by Aristophanes?


11 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:27 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: grey_whiskers

What a minute...I thought the left believed that abstinence was not possible!!! Were they actually lying???


12 posted on 03/11/2012 9:14:32 PM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: TigersEye
Eight whole days? That's it?

Fluke will never last.........

13 posted on 03/11/2012 9:16:47 PM PDT by massmike (Massachusetts: If they had just kept hanging witches a bit longer...........)
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To: fini

“Have they ever thought that the only ones that they are cutting off are probably males that agree with them. So they are cutting off their own supporters.”

I think these are the same women who proudly did the “slut walk” thing...kind of says it all if you think about it...


14 posted on 03/11/2012 9:16:58 PM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: grey_whiskers

It falls to conservative women to counter this brazen Marxist attack on our essential liberties. Ladies,! you must pleasure your men like you never have before. You and your hubbies/bfs/guys you’ve had your eye on should take vacation time if you have to and lock yourselves away from April 28th to May 5th and make sure this liberal madness is soundly defeated.


15 posted on 03/11/2012 9:18:11 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: grey_whiskers

So no sex anymore, but the attention whoring goes on nonstop.


16 posted on 03/11/2012 9:18:26 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: grey_whiskers

liberals refusing to have sex?

Now that’s a cause I can support!


17 posted on 03/11/2012 9:19:56 PM PDT by Scotswife
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To: lonestar

and many women are astute political geniuses and vote against socialism! ;)


18 posted on 03/11/2012 9:21:09 PM PDT by Scotswife
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
That's doubtless what they're AIMING for, but Lysistrata asked for women to deny their HUSBANDS. These are sluts, so I figured Clymenestra was a better role model: and since she ended up having her husband *killed* instead of just crossing her legs (which is a better fit to the spirit of "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle) I figured I'd better reference her.

The "remember, don't wriggle" *was* a reference to Lysistrata though, for those whose iron feminine will fails in the test.

Cheers!

19 posted on 03/11/2012 9:22:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
The liberal left decided that teaching the classics was wrong, somehow. Latin and Greek are difficult, I suppose.

So they miss a lot of history.

Which is fine with me. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

/johnny

20 posted on 03/11/2012 9:23:44 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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