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Five reasons Romney should pick Hillary as his VP (Vanity)
FreeRepublic - Vanity | April 11, 2012 | NorthernCrunchyCon

Posted on 04/11/2012 7:18:35 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon

5. It would shore up Romney's popularity with women voters.

4. A Romney/Hillary ticket would increase GOP appeal among moderates and independents in blue states and swing states, as well as minority voters concerned with Romney's Mormonism.

3. A Romney/Hillary ticket would distance the GOP from GW Bush, the Tea Party and the religious right in the minds of voters.

2. Hillary was born into and raised in an Republican establishment family.

1. The most important thing this election is to stop Obama before he can do four more years of damage.


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KEYWORDS: 2012; cheese; election; hillary; moose; romney; satire; sister
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1 posted on 04/11/2012 7:18:48 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Step away from the crackpipe.


2 posted on 04/11/2012 7:21:09 PM PDT by WackySam (Obama got Osama just like Nixon landed on the moon.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

wow


3 posted on 04/11/2012 7:21:41 PM PDT by Principled
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You’re 10 days late.


4 posted on 04/11/2012 7:21:54 PM PDT by CaptainK (...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You joined FR on Valentines Day just so you could post this crap?


5 posted on 04/11/2012 7:23:02 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 31 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

LOL I love it.


6 posted on 04/11/2012 7:23:02 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

As much as he needs to, I doubt Romney will pick somebody more conservative than he is for the bottom of the ticket.


7 posted on 04/11/2012 7:24:19 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You see what you did there? You went full retard. You n.ever go full retard


9 posted on 04/11/2012 7:25:09 PM PDT by steel_resolve (Ships With Holes Will Sink And I Will Swim)
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL!


10 posted on 04/11/2012 7:25:25 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare is like a stool sample. You have to pass it to find out what's in it.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dave..

Dave’s not here man.


11 posted on 04/11/2012 7:25:52 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Nobody takes the DC Kabuki Theatre seriously anymore.


12 posted on 04/11/2012 7:25:52 PM PDT by Clock King (Ellisworth Toohey was right: My head's gonna explode.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You so Cwazahh!


13 posted on 04/11/2012 7:26:06 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

ping


14 posted on 04/11/2012 7:27:54 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Gag me.


15 posted on 04/11/2012 7:28:54 PM PDT by BAW (I'll be back as fast as you can say "furious.")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

A heart beat away? I think not!!


16 posted on 04/11/2012 7:29:39 PM PDT by Forrestfire (("To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." Theodore Roosevelt))
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

A joke, right? Ha ha ha? Right?


17 posted on 04/11/2012 7:29:48 PM PDT by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: steel_resolve
That boy done went full special.

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Everbody knows ya never go full special.
18 posted on 04/11/2012 7:29:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon; All
1. The most important thing this election is to stop Obama before he can do four more years of damage.

Absolutely hilarious!!!

Given that this is about all of the entirety of reason that both Romneybots and would-be Romneybots are giving on FR threads these days to get behind Romney -- they should actually (if they had an ounce of consistency in their bones, which most of them don't), get behind this #1 reason bandwagon you've put up here.

How 'bout it..."We can't have 4 more years of Obama" Freepers? How 'bout it "I won't allow an Obama re-election" Freepers?

This should be quite appealing to you Romneybots & would-be Romneybots...
...since you've already tossed your asocialism to the wind...
...& hurled your pro-life sentiments out the Romney window...
...& jettisoned your "don't elect liberal judges" sensibilities...

Let's face it: We all know Romney's already a liberal & needs to move even further Left (he thinks) to get the liberal independents. This would also put the Dem vote in play, too.

There's not enough liberal voters in the country to vote for two mainstream liberal candidates. Romney's got to make a direct pitch for the further-left liberal vote.

After all, he's already got the "we-vote-for-(R)-no matter-what-crowd" in political bondage. Why cater to them?

The no-compromise principled vote won't vote for either Obama or Romney...So Romney doesn't have to worry about that group ebbing away to Obama.

19 posted on 04/11/2012 7:30:38 PM PDT by Colofornian ( Tell us: Why do we want to vote for ONE socialist to defeat ANOTHER socialist again?)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

6. Fort Marcy Park needs the publicity.


20 posted on 04/11/2012 7:30:44 PM PDT by Waryone (Remember your ABCS (anybody but commie socialists) = ABM (anybody but Mitt), ABO (anybody but Obama))
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

No, she’s too conservative. I think he’ll double down and pick someone totally left. Is Angela Davis still alive?


21 posted on 04/11/2012 7:31:18 PM PDT by DManA
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

6. ensures Obama wins and destroy the Rs forever by cleaving them from their conservative base.

Hillary excepts.


22 posted on 04/11/2012 7:31:28 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

I’m glad I stopped, and looked at “Topics” first.


23 posted on 04/11/2012 7:32:17 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

You might piss off some of the conservative base so much that they will go door to door for zero just to get back at the GOP.


24 posted on 04/11/2012 7:32:25 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

This is satire - right? Right???


25 posted on 04/11/2012 7:33:01 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: Joe 6-pack; NorthernCrunchyCon
As much as he needs to, I doubt Romney will pick somebody more conservative than he is for the bottom of the ticket.

Well...given that Romney is the only socialistic healthcare repub out there, that leaves out practically the entire potential Republican VP pool then...

NorthernCrunchycon then is right...He'll have to pick a Dem to avoid picking somebody more conservative than he is!

26 posted on 04/11/2012 7:33:55 PM PDT by Colofornian ( Tell us: Why do we want to vote for ONE socialist to defeat ANOTHER socialist again?)
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To: DManA

I was thinking Sheila Jackson Lee, so he would be SURE to take Texas!


27 posted on 04/11/2012 7:34:19 PM PDT by PeachyKeen
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
IBTZ.....

just in case....

8^)

28 posted on 04/11/2012 7:36:13 PM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon; darkwing104; Old Sarge; 50mm
Viking Kitties up! I love the smell of ozone in the evening!



Nos genuflectitur ad non princeps sed Princeps Pacem!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

29 posted on 04/11/2012 7:36:43 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

What???


30 posted on 04/11/2012 7:36:50 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon; WackySam
Step away from the crackpipe.

And next time, do not buy your drugs by price alone!

31 posted on 04/11/2012 7:36:50 PM PDT by MindBender26 (New Army SF and Ranger Slogan: Vengeance is Mine, sayeth the Lord.... but He subcontracts!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

And before the echoes of the Inaugural Oath had faded away, the late Mittens would be found in Ft. Marcy Park, shot in the back.....six times. The DOJ would rule it as self-inflicted wounds; an obvious suicide.


32 posted on 04/11/2012 7:37:02 PM PDT by Tucker39 ( Psa 68:19Blessed be the Lord, who daily loadeth us with benefits; even the God of our salvation.KJV)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Maybe Romney could take Hillary as one of his spiritual wives?

That would get the polygamist as well as the feminist vote!


33 posted on 04/11/2012 7:37:10 PM PDT by garjog
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL!!


34 posted on 04/11/2012 7:37:19 PM PDT by RIghtwardHo
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To: Grams A; NorthernCrunchyCon
This is satire - right? Right???

Not if the FR Romneybots & would-be Romneybots are right...

How many times have we heard the most outlandish descriptions on FR threads about how they'd vote for ANYBODY-but-Zero...(and some have been pretty graphic in describing that "anybody")

I'd say Hillary fits a LOT of those graphic descriptions from FR about being POTUS vote-worthy (since the ONLY standard erected seems to be anti-Obama by these FREEPERS)

35 posted on 04/11/2012 7:37:19 PM PDT by Colofornian ( Tell us: Why do we want to vote for ONE socialist to defeat ANOTHER socialist again?)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Nice satire!

Romney/hildabeast 2012!


36 posted on 04/11/2012 7:37:46 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Joe 6-pack

LOL!!


37 posted on 04/11/2012 7:38:04 PM PDT by T Minus Four
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To: Grams A

I hope it’s satire. As the author I can say I “severely” intended it as such. But with today’s GOPe, one is never quite sure...


38 posted on 04/11/2012 7:39:52 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: cripplecreek

“ya never go full special”

I was honked that AMC(?) censored that movie!


39 posted on 04/11/2012 7:40:13 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: WackySam

Hey it’s pretty funny actually!


40 posted on 04/11/2012 7:40:26 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: garjog

“Maybe Romney could take Hillary as one of his spiritual wives?”

And free Bill to take a village.


41 posted on 04/11/2012 7:41:57 PM PDT by NorthernCrunchyCon (Christ is risen!)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Sarcasm tags come free with every post...no extra charge.


42 posted on 04/11/2012 7:43:31 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man (T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

6) It would move the ticket to the right!


43 posted on 04/11/2012 7:43:51 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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To: grumpygresh; NorthernCrunchyCon
You might piss off some of the conservative base so much that they will go door to door for zero just to get back at the GOP

Oh, a few. Not many. The "well-I-guess-I'll-vote-for-Romney" crowd already are showing they've jettisoned their ability to be provoked by searing their conscience in getting behind a pro-abort, liberal judge appointing socialist "I'm-a-god" candidate.

If Romney couldn't provoke them, they're impervious to provocation.

Hillary -- to them -- should be a good strategic "practical" utilitarian move to meet their only goal: Keep Zero from being re-elected.

It's not even "conservative convictions be damned" anymore. They've already been anathematized.

44 posted on 04/11/2012 7:45:00 PM PDT by Colofornian ( It's not even 'conservative convictions' be damned anymore; they've ALREADY BEEN anathematized.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

If this is satire, it is brilliantly funny. If you’re serious, then no.


45 posted on 04/11/2012 7:45:28 PM PDT by Pinkbell (Rick Santorum For President (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89LGhm-Ztc))
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon
Two problems:
- Sir Edmund died a few years ago.
- He was from New Zealand.
46 posted on 04/11/2012 7:46:15 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Hell, why not just concede to Ubama?


47 posted on 04/11/2012 7:46:55 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Over half of U.S. murders are of black people, and 90% of them are committed by other black people.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Yeah. Like we would have voted for mccain if he had picked lieberman.


48 posted on 04/11/2012 7:47:55 PM PDT by MestaMachine (obama kills)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

Unless Hillary has changed (why they don’t as they get a chance at seeing where their agenda has taken us) she is Obama, just with less guts. She didn’t imagine that someone could “accomplish” as much as Obama and as quickly. He likely blows her away.


49 posted on 04/11/2012 7:48:12 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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To: NorthernCrunchyCon

2/14/2012

Welcome to Free Republic. LOL!


50 posted on 04/11/2012 7:49:03 PM PDT by prairiebreeze
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